In the supermarket, the wife of her husband:
I need a new cleaning kit. Buy me a new cleaning kit. I need it very much!
A calm and serious voice:
You already have a complete cleaning kit. Two hands and two legs.

Kabuto: I don’t like people very much
More and more dogs.
Kabuto: They do not betray, they do not lie.
Kabuto: And they are cute.
Alexandra: The joke
Alexandra: and collapse
Kabuto is pff.
Kabuto: Girls are also chewing and crushing.
Kabuto: Only they eat your brain and crash into your soul.
Kabuto: A dog eats food and cuts it under the bush.
Kabuto: Can you see the difference?

by Borisakunin
One important Australian diplomat told me this story. It turns out, they in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, in Canberra, hold a special koala. When negotiations with any foreign guest go into a deadlock, the koala is brought and given to the person to embrace. Then it becomes like silk. Apparently in this irrevocable way they broke even the harsh Lukashenko, achieved some important concessions for Australia from Belarus.

Here a taxi driver works, tries, drives, earns money.
He doesn’t even know that his boss decided to send the advertisement.
It cannot influence this fact in any way.

Some idiots get spam.
This is spam, oh god, this is spam! I am humiliated and insulted!"
He calls a taxi driver and sends him to the barracks.
Take a taxi driver, good!

The waitress brings the client a stack of vodka on a small bowl. He drinks it and says:
You have such a smart, intelligent face. Why have you not studied? Now I have to work as a waitress.
Look at the tap on which I brought the vodka. This is my red diploma.

Information here:
la-star: (left the office and has been working at home for 8 years)
I sit at home, completely immersed in the work process.. here the little son resorted, and begins to cheerfully voice and play in the room... The first thought, but it would be nice if there was such a room outside the house, where you can come and quietly work in the company of the same working people... And here it comes to me))))
— — — —
No need to go to the office, there are all kinds of coworking. Comfortable and working atmosphere.)

What is the programming language "ai shti emal"?

Gi11ette: People are Gandons...I want a dog...
You will soon have your own apartment.
gi11ette: yeah fuck there... while repair, while something else... then I want a Maine-Kun
HOMIAG: Maine Coon is not an obstacle to the dog
Gi11ette: Fucked on the closet and all the fun? 8) is

I always take a fireplace with me to the toilet, if the robbers break into the house, then I have a gun from a fireplace and an air refresher.

Correspondence of (P)Repod and his former (C)student:

P: The colleges educate the deaf-
Here I was taught with a calm conscience to knock on no one’s unnecessary things! ^ ^ ^

From Habra:
It was just the curtain turned back.
When the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution of the United States, they postulated that all people were created equal. All white men who have slaves, of course.
Thus e. The women, the Indians and the Negroes were in flight.
And now the situation has turned around, and, as the locals joke, a woman with a disability will not be able to resist at all.

In the institute, even the computer does not identify all mistakes for some reason.
WOW: They also stifled him with their scientific authority.

I bought the game on the net and received a letter from the store - This product was purchased on pre-order. We will report the data for activation on the day of its release: January 8, 5200.

Discussion of private medicine at the joyeractor

You’ve heard of laparoscopy, right? You appendix through the umbilic will be removed so without scars, without global interference and the “forgotten tool.”
ууу: About the "eye on the ass" heard, but about the "appendix through the navel" - no.

Generosity is limited, greed is limitless.
by Igor Plasch

My granddaughter lives in Germany and is 16 years old. She celebrated the New Year with her friends, 16-17-year-old indigenous Germans. We decided to mark as an adult, bought vodka.
On January 1, I call her and congratulate her on the New Year. I ask how you pointed out?
Reply to:
Friends in the resuscitation, and I don’t even have a headache.

Hi to you! This is a sociological survey.
How did you plan your future pension?
I transferred the accumulated part of my pension to the construction of the Olympic facilities in Sochi, and the social part to the improvement of the welfare of officials of united Russia.
What an unusual choice! Tell me, why is it so?! to
Because no one asked me!

Let us limit ourselves to expressing a wish that some democracies finally cease to incite people ruled by leaders. It is time for them to realize that the time of intervention has passed irreversibly!"
Catch is said! "Truth" or "News"
- No, "Berliner Berzen Zytung"

(c) an anecdote, approximately 1938

Yippidy 23:04:21
OOOO
Rescue
The Fire
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by Sergey23:04:33
I am not a man, I am a man.

The wave of devotional enthusiasm for the literacy and purity of the Russian language is seen to me as nothing more than the consequence of the same devotional enthusiasm for the "Padonkaff" slang with his mistakes in every word, which covered the ruin years so five years ago. Just the pendulum has jumped to the other side.)