and xxx:
We have a colleague one) silent such, serious, uncompromising
and xxx:
He got up and left after lunch.
and xxx:
at Wedding
and xxx:
on its own!

AAAAAA... I had a hamster... more accurately, I gave birth....))))))))))))))) fucking... I thought they were pedicure)))) Fucking... what to do with them????))))))))))

From the family psychotherapist’s archive:
Husband: Hi doctor, I have a problem - my wife stunned me with her reproach that a man is made a man by actions, not words.
Psychotherapist: I had the same a couple of years ago, and now everything is fine.
Couldn’t it be like you’ve done it all?
Psychotherapist: Instead of telling her "Go on the go!" I started beating her in the fuck!

Oh great Chuck Norris!
Please close the door of your refrigerator.
With respect to Russia.

In connection with the sharp cold, February 14 was declared the Day of the Holy Quarantine in the country.

CEC of the Russian Federation accused Prokhorov of illegal agitation

If the oligarch does not explain the appearance of unauthorized billboards, he risks a fine of up to 60 thousand rubles.

fines up to 60 thousand. This is yes! Prokhorov is bankrupt.

Dear Comrade

"Never, I repeat NEVER shake in a working jacuzzi!"

Please tell me what will happen!! to

The task to develop: you need a more different pink pig than the one that already exists... more pink and more pig.

Yesterday over the Volga a beautiful moon hanged, tried to photograph, but the photographer could not focus, then issued a message: "The object is too far, try to get closer."

My eight-year-old daughter had round eyes and she knew not a single word from that line except sitting and red.

XXX: I have a question.
xxx: Why did people choose the decimal system? This is not logical, there is no such number anywhere in nature.
HH: And today I noticed that...
I have 10 fingers on my hands!!!! to

by Google+
xxxx help me! My light bulb is stuck in my mouth and the only hospital in the district is not working, what should I do? I am not joking! I am in photo! (Photo with a lamp in the mouth)
Yyy: Bite her, be a man, fuck her!

In childhood I was driving in the subway and on the door, at the level of the eyes there was always a sign "Don't lean down", because I loved to look out the window, I dreamed of growing up and becoming higher than this sticker. Adults, so these fucks are stuck with advertising (((

xxx: In my humble opinion, to do a duel in order to restore a damaged honor is a very stupid idea. Because if you lose, then it will happen that some Mr. Don did not have enough of what you cracked, and also killed - which, by the way, in itself is much worse.
If instead of a duel to wait for the offender in a dark chamber and, after hitting the moment, from behind to break his head with a cut of the pipe, the chances of successful restoration of honour are dramatically increased.

I watched the photo of the new "Jiggulla". The salon pleased. On the driver's safety pillow was attached a firm boat. It seems that careless drivers will be stamped.

(A) girl and (B) girl
Q: I am in shock.
D: Oh, you tell me that my cockroaches are more than yours)))
Q: How did you measure them?
D: :-P and so I know, my in comparison to Tomi MAAHOHONKI, a little puzzled))))
Q: But two legions against my three brave soldiers!

Comments on Photos in Classics:
Oh, what a charm you are, such a mess all just whack!
Finally a real photo! You are buried! You look great! I look forward to coming to me =)
I was fucking stupid! He is married! I am his wife and you are a stupid fucking fuck!!!! to
So here we met. I am his eldest daughter, very pleasant. Don’t come to us, okay? We have a decent family.

A colleague told me. The Metro. The morning. Nizhny Novgorod A full wagon. and two blondes.
The car knocks a wheel. and further dialogue.
Oh! oh! The wheel broke. The whole car is stuck, the headphones are removed, the books are dropped...
You are what? stupidity? This is the metro!! Here are the Hussens!! to
Hysteria in the car

[Earth] private [clan] This is the feeling of Friday, and only Thursday (
I don’t like Friday.
Robinson Crusoe initially didn’t like Friday either, but the lack of women and fresh air took their way.

I lived alone and didn't go into shit.
xxh: Then the Light appeared, and showed what to do with it really.)))