Russian tourists refuse to leave rebellious Egypt, because they will have to fly through Domodedovo.

Today, once again failing to cope with the insidious turn, I realized that an inexperienced skier is a weapon of mass destruction.

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Because of the hostility of the environment, I was overwhelmed by a tank

She says I’m not careful. Yes, I can eat bigmak without putting any salad on the table!

I want to hang a map of the world at home and wrap pins in the places I have visited. Only first I will have to come to two places on the edges of the map so that it does not fall off.
c) MitchHeadberg

At work, I went to host in one office, where a decent company of ladies gathered. I drink tea, these aunts chew up, run... no matter. An angry boss enters the office and begins to scream to the secretary about the report, the deadlines and so on. One of the aunts nearby decided to calm him and said, “Don’t scream! The nerve cells are not restored!" The angry boss replied:
"I have no nerve cells!"
Here another aunt issued the phrase: “And you know that the brain is made up of nerve cells...”
The roar was heard even on the street.

To a father who wants to preserve a reputation in the eyes of his son: this knight is called Mameluki))

Book of questions to technical support on the provider's website:
Question: What should I do, using the Internet, I brought my mouse to the edge of the carpet, and the cursor did not reach the edge of the screen?
Answer: PNZ subscribers can move the mouse and outside the perimeter of the carpet.

Status in contact:
If guys knew what girls were thinking, they would be twenty times more brave.

The first comment:
If girls knew what guys were thinking, they would be twenty times more inaccessible.

(c) KYP_KYRA_o5o

He was deprived of the fact that, walking on the street, he was obsessively surprised by the spike in the footsteps of the woman.

The boss smiled yesterday. On the roof of our store grew ticks, we were called from the administration and told to take measures to avoid accidents. The boss has a tire, and they decided to fix the problem. I say "I will take Lenka at a time, I will put people on the street so that they don’t let go." The boss thought something strange and gave "No, Lenka doesn’t need it. Put a marine. We have two!"
O_O

What does EEG do to people?

We sit on history, we watch a film about Stalin’s repression. And here on the screen appears lists of names and almost against each - "shoot", "shoot", "shoot". Our faces become serious and concentrated, and almost simultaneously several voices whisper: "With two es, fools!".

and Sunny:
"Classmates" - now your wives and mistresses know each other in the face!

by Mr. Laiho:
That’s why I’m not registering.

and Sunny:
Do you have a mistress?? to

[1:44:02] HsowMeYouBoobs: Account 3-1! I have won!
[1:44:10] Mai - Otome: How would it be, but not =)
HsowMeYouBoobs: Why?
[1:44:54] Mai – Otome: Well first: Athens is not a state in Egypt.
[1:45:33] Mai - Otome: The invention of Galileo Galilei is not the Rubik Cube
[1:45:58] Mai - Otome: And the natural mineral on the letter K is clearly not Cryptonite.
[1:46:02] Mai – Otome: But since I still hope to spend the evening with you tomorrow, then yes =) You won.

I sit in school, I write. There is a characteristic behind me:
The fucking!
After a moment the same voice:
Oh no...

And once again in the shelter with the comrade, they stumbled, and the money was scratched only on a bottle of port wine:) and it is shameful to buy it))) we come to the store, the wolfman says - please a bottle of port wine for the teacher)) the seller, showing on normal wines - so can you something more expensive? I rushed - no no no no, you understand the teacher is very strange and asked for the bottle of the cheapest port wine))
The seller understood, smiled, and got a drink. I (dramatic whisper) – do you have glasses? 2 cups for the teacher 😉
Two years have passed, he says, he's still there))

Never drink with your mom, even if this character remains kind.

I work in an online store.
i7i7: while dealing with a new site, accidentally put prices on all goods at 1 p.
Chief Executive Officer: Epic Seal (

The curse of the Aitishnik: Let the wind of the hard rise!

Student logic: two pairs a day is a dohuja, and for one and not to go :)