xxx: Hi bro, is there geometry?
yyy: page %this percent, numbers %this percent
No, you don’t understand, I’m interested in the decision.
ууу: I know the password, I see the carrier, fuck I geometry, physruck my idol

The university gives knowledge, but the mind does not add.

Grandpa goes to the store, whispering under his nose:
We need to buy more wheat, feed a little bit.
is wrong near the dacha, eat comes)
To feed the cat? What will you cook?
Here is more! I will sow the wheat at the doorstep, the spiders will fly, let him catch,
Not small...

Are you a Russian patriot?
and yes.
So why do you drive a foreign car and not a domestic car?
Do not confuse patriotism with idiotism.

I had to do some business this morning, my mom had to do business at 6 a.m. I have already translated the alarm clock 2 times, my mom comes in to wake me up, I try to make a vivid voice and give out: "I don't drink!", then pause "in the sense I don't sleep."

xxx: Yesterday, the co-worker came to us, the 1st day to work for the post of proger.
xxx: At first, he was not found a compass, in the end, half a day was released by the former notary of GenDyr who loudly rebuked and outraged.
Then the net was pulled to him, in the end it fell, and the dumbtor went to repair it, forging with the help of a knife of gips-corton swipe, then he took a tail.
The boy was sitting with shaken eyes.
He called me today and said he didn’t want to work with us.

Everyone sooner or later asks the same question "Why do I go to this job at all?and "
The philosophy of life.

I have a favorite today gave the phrase))) "I think you have gotten rid of it, but if I am in the bathroom and I do not close :)" - still without women life is not so fun :)

Where is the slave?
On February 19, 1861, Emperor Alexander II issued the Manifesto on the abolition of serfdom.
Slavery was abolished in the United States as a result of the Civil War of 1861–1865. between the Northern and Southern States.
I think there is no slavery at all. And I don’t know where to look for the "slave".
The Constitution clearly prohibits any violation of human rights.
Q: Did you not understand what you are writing to me?
You asked: Where is the slave I answered?
Where is the slave?
How do I know where your slave is?
Find where you lost.
Oh, what a terrible horror you are!

xxx: Here’s the broadcast "Let’s get married", why is there still no broadcast "Let’s get married". Looking for a company :D

Horror: Where did the Knights and Gentlemen go?
Do you know about dinosaurs? the same fate, not adapted to the environment)

xxx: the answer of the installor (familiar) to the complaint why the wires hang on the wall
"Our name is the office "Vityaz", we left, and you fuck"

xxx: Without my participation, it is almost impossible to access my information (sufficiently reliable passwords on the bios, operating system boot, login, encrypted file system, so that even by connecting the hard drive to another computer, it is impossible to read its content).
YYY: Have you heard of thermorectal cryptoanalysis?

From Opera Portal:

Cautious cats do not write in bars.

Polar mouse (10:56:27 8/02/2012)
There was such a game before. The Arcanum. There was an offensive in the game. Technology and Magic. And when your magic was pumped to a high level, all the technological around you broke. And in turn. On the way I have a mother buffer not less than 70lb

Conversation in a couple:
Well okay. Do you have imaginary friends?
It is. They are not my friends...

XXX: This is what people are.
xxx: I go home yesterday from the universe, a man approaches me with a map of Moscow, looks like a tourist, and in a broken Russian, he announces to me, "go nahuy" and ticks his finger into the map!
XXX: Teached the Blind
He showed you the way.

XXX: Give Me Away
YYY: HM
YYY: look at it!! What is it there?!!! to
The Food (
YYY: Yes no, it’s out there!!! to
xxx and there.
XXX: everywhere
Are you in the refrigerator?

"Hello to you! I am somehow. I can’t register."

It’s a pity that someone has such a beautiful Japanese name.

A grandfather and granddaughter of ten years have groomed and rattled.
Grandfather begins to get out of himself and screams to her: “Oh, you are a swamp plague!”and "
The granddaughter suffocating from indignation tries to pick up the answer and begins "and you...", and you can see how the brain works feverishly, and here it is! "And you are my grandfather!and the curtains. When they laughed, the conflict vanished.