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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №42772
 06.02.2011
The smsca now came with the following content: "Well, let the black guy, dance while young, fly, Argentina Jamaica and I think it will be enough." Of course, I broke up first, but then I remembered that a friend asked me to send a list of songs. Someone let go. Must be so...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №42771
 06.02.2011
The best burial of love is the ordinary little lie.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №42770
 06.02.2011
and politeness. In 2002, my friend went to Scandinavia with his friends to rest. Arrived there in the car of their friends, Land
The Rover. Because they went to rest in the winter, the tyre on the car was special-shaped. I am not going to go on vacation in Finland.
Further, their journey was across the ocean on a passenger ship to Florida, USA.
The first police officer on American soil stopped them and warned about the mandatory replacement of the rubber. His warning was forgotten before he left. The next officer was an African American. He stopped them and urged them to change the tire at the nearest station. The conversation was in possible English from our side. The car owner’s wife during the conversation was sitting next to the passenger seat and carelessly dropped her husband: “Let you put this Negro in the ass.” Suddenly, the policeman changes his face, gets the forms for fines and writes out the boys a fine of $2,500. For insulting a police officer during execution. There is a microphone and a camera hanging on his uniform. When he was talking to foreigners, his conversation was retransmitted to the area where people who knew languages were sitting. They had to tell him about negotiations between foreigners. It happened this time too. Hearing the translation from the site, where he was sent and with what complaint, the policeman did not restrain himself. The trip to the United States was reduced in degrees and much. The guilty woman no longer wanted anything and did not ask for herself. I don’t know how you, but I have one conclusion from this story – politeness should not be forgotten, dear comrades.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №42769
 06.02.2011
In Egypt, the party "United Egypt" proposed to bury the mummies of the pharaohs.

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №42768
 06.02.2011
Sometimes women during an attack of appendicitis confuse pain with menstruation, so they do not consult a doctor.
Guys who had attacks of appendicitis,appreciate.And then know that she has PMS there, figured.


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №42767
 06.02.2011
D (20:16:36 4/02/2011)
In your view, what should a woman do? In the shirts or in the pants? What do you like more?
M (20:17:02 4/02/2011)
A woman has to walk.
I like it.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №42766
 06.02.2011
I am only angry, sitting in the toilet, in the guests, reading newspaper anecdotes - to see the bearded from the beard?

Fox_Vodniki

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №42765
 06.02.2011
If you think so, it doesn’t mean I said so.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42764
 06.02.2011
xxx: Once walked around one Ukrainian city and saw a shop of stylish and fashionable clothes "Pidaryuga"
XXX: Symbolizes as... and not ashamed.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №42763
 06.02.2011
Those who joke that Russian tourists can settle the situation in Egypt: these brainless beer barrels (yes, this is 90% of the resting Russians in Egypt) can only, scratching a hairy belly, hammer on the reception.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №42762
 06.02.2011
Haunted: Who to Fuck?
Godron: Toke wanted to come to you, now something is not sure

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42761
 06.02.2011
Who is?Who are all these people who answer the questions of the sociologists?Who are these 52% of the population?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42760
 06.02.2011
I'm going to fuck all that moves soon.
Do not move the cactus home!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42759
 06.02.2011
Requirements for vacancies:
An employee aged 23-28 years is required to conduct the testing of scientific equipment.
* An employee aged 23-28 years is required to conduct the testing of scientific equipment.

Compulsory completion of state higher education. Good sports form. The ability to control your emotions. Restrain your curiosity.

Does this seem suspicious to me? OOO

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42758
 06.02.2011
HHHHHH :
The law on the prohibition of light bulbs with a power of 100 watts is due to the fact that they are difficult to pull out of the mouth

YYYYYY:
Oh, the bear did not pull out, psychhanoul and prohibited

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №42757
 06.02.2011
XXX: On the street -40... I’ll go for a bite of beer.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №42756
 05.02.2011
You feel a loser only when you get up from bed at night, think that you are a cat, you cross a cat, you stumble on another cat, you fall and at the same time you realize that the first cat was a tap.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №42755
 05.02.2011
xxx (19:16:00 3/02/2011)
fucking

yyy(19:16:10 3/02/2011)
? to

xxx (19:16:34 3/02/2011)
Yesterday before sleep chewed the chewing gum.... put on a sleeve... while sleeping the fucks this chewing gum somehow found the meey in his asses on his ass.... the stitch went to the push.. removed the cowards and fucking!!! The ass almost broke off.

xxx (19:16:37 3/02/2011)
Hair is broken

xxx (19:16:41 3/02/2011)
This fucking pain.

yyy(19:16:51 3/02/2011)
blue *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL*

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42754
 05.02.2011
I don’t have an IBD anymore.
Has the pipe broken?
XHHH: No one has left my squats yet.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №42753
 05.02.2011
I work in a battery factory. I charge cargo ACBs at 180 per approach.
And they are charged on German equipment, which is less familiar with a person 2 from the whole factory, it has the particularity that it cannot interrupt the charging cycle, or all the ACBs.
And that’s how I was prompted to charge it all at night.
And in the factory only I give guards, help wait from nowhere, responsibility captain. Well, I shortened the composts and joined everything together, checked every little thing 10 times. Started the cycle - 6 hours passed, everything is OK. And here I am in a half-dream I notice that on one of the comps the mouse cursor went to the upper left corner of the screen (the mouse glimpsed), and just stretches to the button "STOP PROCESS" - not freely caught myself on the thought - "Just try the SUKA!" Rjal then alone on the whole workshop

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