Commentary on the film "Patriot":
The most pleasant thing about this film is that blacks here don’t read rap, don’t trade drugs, don’t rob anyone and even work.

The Gala:
Just got into the bank, just pigs.

The Rose:
pigs in the bank... so that’s a bowl

Scientists managed to record the conversation of plants on a video camera
From the comments:
The fact that vegetables can communicate with each other is proven by any social network.

The zombie is burning. The morning advice.
So, what to do if you have an empty refrigerator (at this point really show an absolutely empty hall)? Can I make a soup? We take potatoes, carrots, onions and greens. Then add the conserve.
You can also make a light omelette. Stir a bit of potatoes, add cut sausages. All this is poured with eggs and the cheese is roasted abundantly from the top.
Self-contained refrigerator

I sat quietly, peacefully. Then I was hungry. As in the fog.c) the alpha

Did you hear Andrew fall in love?
YYY is understandable.
yyy when you are chased by the military, took the rights to be drunk and have no place to live - a serious incentive is needed

He found a 100% effective way to neutralize his wife. You feed her one seed, and put a bag with the rest in the reach zone. All of. The woman is neutralized.

"here you do not do the post" (c) one of the employees of the Russian Post addressing the outrageous turn of people about the slow work.

Letter from the Children's Health Camp to Parents:
Hello dear Mom and Dad. I am well. I have friends who beat me every day. Please take me away from here."

I have a Samsung Galaxy smartphone, and every time I put it in my back pocket of jeans and forget about it, I sit on a chair... GOLAKTEKO DANGER!! 1

Workaholics are when morning stands catch you already at work!

I work in a shopping service abroad. Today we received a written message of the following content:

Good night!
I received a package from the United States today. No questions about the service - great job! thank you!
The question is: what is the emptiness in the package?
You have on the site said that "the emptiness in the packages is always covered with synthetic packaging material."
A small child took this "synthetic material" for corn sticks and, not thinking long, tasted a few pieces.
In a more detailed examination of these sticks, I also concluded that they are corn sticks - the color, smell and tactile sensations coincide (apparently, the rest - a comment from me).
Do you really use corn sticks when packing packages and can you not worry about the child?

You will not invent. I advised to consult a gastroenterologist - let the doctors laugh.

From Habr.
Discuss the new augmented reality glasses from Google.

Great, the microwave in the form of WiFi and Bluetooth was pushed to the eyes and brain to the maximum distance. Let’s see if there will be complaints of headaches at the first percentages.

YYY: You have a lead hat, fix it.

Yesterday I pulled the heater home from work, wanted to see where it was blowing all the time. Now I have a lot of pictures of a cat, his hottest is his face.

at the store "Taj Mahal" hangs the advertisement of the exhibition - "Mark Shagal", did not hold up - below attributed - "Ivan Bukhal"..)))

Committee on Finance, Tax and Credit Policy

Requirements: 18 years of age, higher education, 2 years of experience

Maxim: Do you not think this hotel is not the best place for a first date? There was no personal meeting before.
I am not going to be alone.
With the carpenter?

Cut out of the news "Warhammer 40K MMO is in development, but THQ needs help".

...THQ, according to its 2011 financial statements, is now not in the best position, which has led to company restructuring, dismissals and cuts in executive salaries (which may sound somewhat unusual for Russians).

The comments:

Well not very usual! At the point!
2.I would say - for the Russians (us xD) it is beyond the boundary of fantasy =)
I will say even more, for the Russians, the existence of the real universe of Warhammer is more likely than cuts in management salaries.

On the hub comment about the DDoS attack on the router:
Chuck Norris stands up.

A famous mathematician asked:
What is the most important task of mathematics in the 20th century?
He answered:
Catch a butterfly on the other side of the moon.
But why, what is the meaning?
It doesn’t make sense, but can you imagine how many useful problems it will need to solve?
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