Oh you! I remember, I remember... And why nobody remembers the series "Bugs" or how it was translated "Electronic Bubbles" – it was a hit of our childhood!

The Formspring:
Three things that every woman should know.

1 - Be able to pretend that a man is the principal
2 - to be able to show a man who is really the main
3 – Bordeaux

I live in a deaf village.
On TV for a month revolve about Nibiru the end of the world and aliens ships.

Smoking with local people.

I ask him:

Diman, here are aliens flying to us.
If they offer you to fly to another galaxy, will you fly with them?? to
Answer without thought:
YYY : Finally! I have never been anywhere beyond the Altai region.

I know who Alexander Nevsky is. The bodybuilder. He has given himself the title of Miss Universe.
ZZZ: Maybe Mr. Universe?
AAA: What is the difference?? to
AAA: By the way, yesterday we watched Przevalsky against Napoleon. Such a hat.
ZZZ: Maybe Rzhevsky?? to
AAA: Listen, you’re already busy, smart man.

On the phone, the man calls his own: - We're going to break up! I’m scared, I can’t wait. What does it mean to be really scary now?

What Chelyabinsk? of Irkutsk!

For the drift-show of two tractors and a self-driving machine in the center of the city, the head of "Autodore" was fired.

We talk to a girl, watch a cartoon together, Fish Ponyo on the cliff of Miyazaki. The fish is taken in a cage to the kindergarten and served with food) and the fish so sweetly wrapped her head, refusing bread, that I wanted to tell my friend that this fish is cute, almost like her. And suddenly the fish catches a branch and begins to EAT it, well, I think I didn't say))))

Seven days of birth in five days can easily end in my funeral.

xxxh: when we arrived in Tajikistan I saw a man who wrote once a week in an immigration questionnaire in the sex field =)
I can write with my netbook only.

I’m a man and I’m fucking fucking in the ass. collapse from there. It is somehow pederasty.
I don't understand those men who fuck in the ass and I don't understand the babies who give (except for the prostitute)

Pound_izyma: are you not bothered by menstruation? They usually come from the place where, I understand, you fucking fuck.

Alexandra: They are embarrassed. I leave the girl in peace for these days. Let the natural process go peacefully.

Q. Do not fuck her when she meets her.

4itatel_lj: They are the ones)))))

Ahahhahah brought a notepad poured with water. it was cleaned, turned on, the aska started, and there was the last phrase: aaaaah I poured water on the notebook!!!!!!!!!! Damn this shit in the service now (((

I cleaned my ears.
How loud is the mouse.

MrD: I have a local employee working here.
MrD: A jacket from a jacket! Ahahahahah

On the demotivators, a picture with the girls from magazines glued to the wall, a signature of the type "you can only glue the body so". I am sorry "I can’t do it any more". A year as married.

I used to think I was a crapper. but no, I have "curls so cute, straight like Sherlock"

Swimming with the baby’s wife.
Why do we shower our kids every day? We do not wash ourselves every day.
It’s so bad that you don’t wash every day.

so, dear xxx and yyy, claiming that after absinthe in the morning there is no stank and smells of herbs...you are sure you drank absinthe??? I have such a feeling in my mouth after the absinthe that the green fairy put a bunch there and died of shame.

xxx> Tantes are so positive in their department. called, I come, they say - the system hangs at all, and I am not guilty, even porn sites have not been there. It usually starts every morning.
xxx> both at 40-45 years :D

Conversation with a professional driver.
You don’t know what it’s like to burn on a charged car. It’s drive, it’s adrenaline, it’s boiling blood! You will not be able to live without it!
- They went with me on a winter flight on a forestry. I guarantee you a full ass of such high-proof adrenaline, from which atheists urgently become believers, are baptized and in vain try to remember "Our Father".))))

The cat lay down on the noteboard, placed his legs and face to the grid of the radiator, and with a human voice said: "Humble, you see, I am cold!"