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[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №11822
 29.10.2008
For those who know how to read between the lines, the lines themselves are no longer available.

the need.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11821
 29.10.2008
Today is devoted to the sad event.



I found this story on the internet for a long time, but unfortunately I couldn’t.

find her again.



So, the distant Soviet times, the 70s, the young Muslim Magomayev in

Flower of fame.



Several days in a row he participated in concerts (whether it was a contest,

Or something more long? And his repertoire includes the song "Lila".

The song in Russian, there "Daughter was born to the charming good Carlo,

The happy father did not know how to name the child. Actually

The original source is the song of Tom Jones, and it is not about Carlo,

and other nonsense, and about unfortunate love that ended with a knife.



This was the reason for one of the jealousy to speak in the style "Easy

To steal someone else’s song, it can all". It must be understood that in

The Soviet Union sing the original song in English.

more with such ideologically alien content, - no, to

This was absolutely impossible! Obviously, from the original

Only the melody and a piece of name remained, and the words were replaced.

The innocent nonsense.



Well so here. The words of the jealous received publicity and quickly reached to

of Mahoma. The next day the master came out on stage, as usual.

In a white suit, he sat behind the piano, the same chords sounded... but the words...

The frozen audience heard, as in the beautiful English language of Magomayev,

It came to all the jealous, sang a hostile, ideologically alien original.

Proving that he is not only afraid of such accusations, but also of himself.

The Soviet power.



It took a lot of courage to answer that.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11820
 29.10.2008
The agenda was proposed at the meeting:

1st The accountant Ivanov criticizes the director.

2nd Farewell to accountant Ivanov.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11819
 29.10.2008
Taiwan is
I’ll tell you something... You’ll write in the head letters – they’ll be taken for a blonde. and :)
Ignatova
I am sorry for some shit!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11818
 29.10.2008
Conversation with a neighbor in the community
The Earth is increasing every year!!! to
XXX: What is C?
Every year a new asphalt is laid over the old one.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11817
 29.10.2008
Apparently classmates and contact are forcing to vote for themselves under the threat of deleting the account.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11816
 29.10.2008
thx(0:22):
I had some hatshies under the windows arranged.. stands for 15 minutes already.. hatshies and hatshies... loudly..
thy(0:23) :
I thought I would go out of there but I did differently. 😉
yyy(0:23) :
He poured water on them.
? to
) is
Xxx(0:23) :
took his flash from the photo tag))) and blowed on them))) they grabbed their jackets on the fuckers and fucked up for the truck)))))
yyy(0:23) :
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11815
 29.10.2008
At one enterprise is implementing the ERP system Galactica. Also organized a loud communication, which periodically announce information messages of different content: "Ivanov come there and there...", "At 12:00 meeting.." well and so on.
Killed a message related to the work with BD ERPška of the following content: "Attention! All out of the galaxy!"
Immediately a picture is drawn: accountants and engineering staff approach the closets with clothes... dressed in scarfanders and headed to their stars. It didn’t happen to me, but I was forgotten.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11814
 29.10.2008
The cry of the soul:
I have an accountant (B).
B: I have an outlook not sending a letter... hanging...
I go to the computer and look at the 39MB.
I say the file is too big in the attachment, divide it into 4 parts.
B is OK. thank you.
I: No for what.
...
It takes 30 minutes
......
calling
B: I had your computer stuck during the archiving. I restarted and everything depends on me when entering the slave. The table.

I go to her computer under my account (I really couldn’t go under her account) and find 39,000 pieces of the archive on her work.and :-(


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11813
 29.10.2008
Republicans have already convinced Americans of their insolvency. I’m more than sure that on November 5 or 6, when the vote count is over, the victorious Dark Lord Obama will speak: “We are on the threshold of a new world. For security and stability, the Republic will be transformed into the first Galactic Empire.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11812
 29.10.2008
[14:40:33] <IT Strong> ask
Do you have a system administrator?
Just a moment, I’ll know.
I hear a voice behind the covered phone.
-Marina, the system administrator is the box there we stand
I do not know
Another girl.
This is the key on your computer.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11811
 29.10.2008
Olya (13:44:50 16/10/2008)
I saw a little corner...mmmm..but I realized that it was lazy to walk with him in the morning...sometimes
PV (13:46:16 16/10/2008)
Yes, a dog is not an option (you have to get married)
PV (13:46:31 16/10/2008)
Or a turtle.
Olya (13:46:45 16/10/2008)
Equally...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11810
 29.10.2008
Will we be hit by the global financial crisis?
“Sinku, it’s oligarchy and it’s only "Kosniotsi", and we’re...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11809
 29.10.2008
I read the news: "A meteorite will fall on Estonia sooner than Russia will attack" - what are the new technologies?)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11808
 29.10.2008
Instructions for the Qtek S110:
Download the instructions in Russian (1.1 MB)
Download the instructions in English (7.9 MB)

Fuck, I am proud of my nation.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11807
 29.10.2008
Fuck, I’ve seen a bunch of different opinions about the schedules of electricians, but today I’ve probably seen the best. Beyond all the schedule, with fat letters, a marker someone wrote - CHAOS!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11806
 29.10.2008
Today I watched a picture: two haishniks fought for the radar Well, what greed leads to.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11805
 28.10.2008
I find out from the online help sites:

The question:
Sometimes I write and the urine does not spit too much but spit.

The answer of your doctor
Dear Paul!
Reduce the pressure of the current and everything will normalize.
With respect...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11804
 28.10.2008
The service center. I accept applications. A woman calls, something is broken. I am :
The address?
by Ul. Household Household Household Household
The name?
of one eye.
I am confused:
and repeat.
With one eye!! Strike at the Third Slogan! No need to bet!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11803
 28.10.2008
In the Warcraft:
No, I’m just a girl.
WOW : O! Give me a guess you are a sympathetic brunette with medium-length hair 3rd-size chest-sized body, live in Rostov-on-Don and share your phone number with me
Well... I’m almost married.
Q: Did I guess the rest?! to

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