Lenka: today the whole department smelled the contract, brought from the restaurant, really smelled very delicious... signed, not even reading :D

MarkII: 2 oranges are perfect for lunch. I am serious.
2 oranges of meat.

A group of humorists. I bought yellow jeans came to the universe, after the first couple went to the buffet and on the second a little late, I go down and say - "you can sit down", so the whole group stands up and together with the basement do a half-worship, and the choir "KU"

XX: Why does Marsik (cat) so hate the crocodile? No one ever beat him or even frightened him.
XY: This is the memory of our ancestors.)

from ZH:

"I worked out yesterday. Guys from Sverdlovsk asked to help, to deduct a PDF booklet for citizens. Everything is useful.
"Not a question, - I agreed, - send the version". Fortunately, the work is not dusty.
have sent. I deducted. Repair the prints. sent him back. "Well, they say, we are sending in the printing already".
And here I feel like something is shaking. "Well, I say, guys, let me see you again quickly".
I guessed. I have looked. And surely!

I thought it was only in books about classical printing.

In the title "Rules of Behavior in Places of Mass Stay of People", in the word "stay" - instead of the letter "r" suddenly formed the letter "o".

Fixed, wiped out a cold sweat.
The booklet barely played with new colors!"

I am lying there, I cannot sleep. I think "So if I don’t sleep now, I’ll go clean"
Cut off in five seconds. I am a fucking housewife.

Alex: Do you know why the images from different Mars ships come so differently? Because some are filming Lucas, others are Spielberg.

In the molecule drawing program, if you try to draw more than seven bonds to a coal, the message appears: "Do you try to draw a coal?"

Young (aged 2.5 years) today issued:
My grandmother gave me a shit.
I am – Chew Chew?
M – Huey
I go to my grandmother (hand in hand)
I: Here is the grandmother, what a nice, she is not sorry for the child! What are you teaching, Mom?! to
My grandmother and I ate Hourma!
I am – oh!

A few years ago. Ordinary town, Ordinary town. A Gypsy with a Popcorn.
“Oh, sweetheart, golden the pen, I’ll tell you everything I’ve been told, everything I’ll tell you.
And what will be?
You won’t believe it, sweetheart! The word "blade" through "t" will be written! Even worse, instead of "I" will be "EA" writing. Oh what happens.
With the fucking?
- Well, the youth will start to thumb gradually, and the essence of the problem will be poured out on some minister. Young people don’t read books because the reform was done.
What to do, mother?
Fuck my son, fuck me! Dostoevsky, Dusty, yes with all four volumes.

I have a friend to his 24 years of age managed to have two children, take a mortgage, break his car and a foreign mark, for which he has not yet paid 200 pieces.
With this speed, he only has to plant a tree.
And hang on it.

If you see a text in a foreign language in which there is not a single familiar word at all, it is, fucking, Hungarian.

We have a woman’s toilet in our office.
That’s why men sometimes run for girls to wash their cups.
XXX: and here I am standing at the pissuar
xxx: I am doing things
xxx: and then there is one and immediately " Man what do you do in the women’s toilet???!?!and "
xxx: answer "also the same thing that pissuar does here"confused her...

I took the monitor home a day ago from work in a large sports bag, today I decided to return the bag... I left the house, I think that the bag is heavy, I open it, and there the cat is sitting, silently watching me :] :D

I stand on the staircase cage, smoking, thinking like raising a dead servo!
Below are sitting and worshiping about how to teach in this life, girls with boys either chew or smoke, it all joke me, distract me from the thoughts, don't let me concentrate, just a banal thought came!

I open the door and that is urine: Atas Miha junkraaaa!

Going to the window, I see 5 strangers running away, happy went home, but his mood raised!

How to choose Volga?? to
Pull the glue key and say "Nifga yourself!". It doesn’t matter, let the extinguisher even yesterday set - the owner will think that he was sold a fake. If you turn your hands over the cardboard, then you can still say that "the breath is hanging" and "how the main paratroop lusts!". If you are still pulling along the cardano, then be sure to say - the tail of the box is broken. Touch the slice of the towel and say "the towel is loose". Well, under the hood you will find something to criticize yourself - there is such a large size (compared to the Zubil) engine, that you will immediately understand that such a large number of details our people will not assemble as required by the design documentation. Take the pump and tap it. Then sadly, not lusting the master, say to yourself under the nose "luggage". Improve it. Act unconventionally. This will save you money. Pretend that you don’t want to buy this car at all, but just diagnose it for free for a good person.

Cat (metis Siberian and Maine Coon) There was some sort of shit. For four days, the cat fled from the consequences, and the cat fled far more than us.Now we call him Bleuval and Sruhlhu.

xx is:
You guys would know!
When she is evil and leaves, follow her.
When she looks at your lips, kiss her.
When she pushes you away, hold her and don’t let her go.
When she calls you, kiss her and say that you love her.
When she’s evil, say she’s very cute.
When she’s quiet, ask what’s wrong.
When she ignores you, attract her attention.

YY :
In short, when she says, does she always say the anger?

Few people know that Chuck Norris played in Star Wars.
He played the Force.)

What country is that?! to
It was cold in the morning, ice everywhere.
Carefully, in a barrel, on a half-bound.
I crawl and chant. The fucking. In the lounge.