Denis (17 years old): Just recently I thought that maternity pay is money payments to the computer.

The Russians are tuned for the best...the end of the world to be!!! to

Do you have snow there too? We have a lot of crap here.
I just think about what to go tomorrow.
Tatiana: in the Sanskrit

Night is a time of stupid thoughts and amazing ideas.

A man cannot look beyond the horizon.
Tagged with: avothuy I watched yesterday. dust and spiders. It is time to throw away this deadly telecast.

Comments on the movie "The Cloud Atlas":

"This is a great movie!
It shook me so much that for the first time in many years, I left the room without finishing watching.
After reading the comments, I immediately realized that I am a single-celled, I like to eat chips and squeeze goats :)
I’m absolutely sad that I didn’t grasp the entire depth of the directors’ intentions.
As soon as I get into the sale of DVDs, I will definitely buy and review for long nights, until I finally become a multi-cell. andquot;

Is he living with his girlfriend and her boyfriend?

Correspondence in the bank between the security service and lawyers.

The SB:
Good morning, dear colleagues! We had a question concerning the transfer of deceased clients to the Legal Department. Please give your explanations.

The Lawyers:
God, I understand it all, but we don’t actually have a morge.

Never save on girls!To save SMS, I wrote without gaps!Gasted 3 for explanations and 2 for apologies!!! to

Wut: - And people sending a bunch of photos in a Word file, designers and carpenters slowly spit into the layouts!

Have you noticed a bug in a person?
While you are a kindergarten / school / work - you are very uncomfortable to get up at 6-7 in the morning and move somewhere, but you must do it.
by Nooh. As soon as a retired, it is not necessary to move anywhere, but for some reason pensioners get up at 6-7 in the morning and go, somewhere they still need (but this is a big secret).
Humanity is destined...

The girls. As long as they take.
and.
and.
You have understood.

Today, when I was going to work in the subway, I noticed quite by chance that my company recently finally overtook the company of an electric train driver. After five years in the company :(

When evolution was tired, it created man so that he himself would fuck with his development.

We’ll go to the sauna too. The female company. We will also rest, make masks, spray creams, swim in the pool, rub the back together...
YYY: Can I go with you? I can with you!? to
xxx: not to
XXX: We are going to go crazy.
What do we need to wear because of your swimwear?

That is, MCH (Young Man), for boys too, as for girls TP (dumb Pi**a)?
The guys went crazy equating this, don’t be ashamed."

The thing is, dearly, that only the absolute TP can call the guy MCH. I am telling you as a girl.

It is so symbolic - in your entrance in the apartment 69 lives a young gay couple.

The only place where there are no bad people is a cemetery.

Five-year-old daughter of friends Natasha came to her aunt in the village for the summer.
Her aunt asks, “Natasha, how do Mom and Dad live, don’t they argue?”
- They argue... only daddy can say nothing!!!

The baby’s mouth.

A three-year-old boy who blinded a rectangular sand "claw" suddenly violated 15 Apple patents for himself.