From the HUB on taxes:
Do you suggest that every new eruption of our lawmakers change their place of residence? I think in this pace you can be cooler than Fedor Konyukhov.
At this rate, you can become a coffin Fedor.

I bought an iPhone!!! to
I am the ring with the cheese.
Katya: The Fucks

Grnngn: On the weekend, the rotting was released home. I decided to go to the cinema. Chewbacks and shurches are straight like after the fighting in the barracks.

Raf: This week my ranking of dumb queries in Google is headed by the phrase 'Sasha Grey's intimate photo'

xxx: my friend calls the series "Breaking Bad" as "Baking Bread"...
xxx: the guy was diagnosed and he decided to break the money on the layers.

I came to work yesterday, I was two hours late. Right in front of the door something flew in the eye, some dust. I go in general, say hello to everyone by the hand, the other hand by the eye. I go to the boss:
Are you just beginning to wake up?
Something went into the eye.
These are the rays of my hatred.

Acceptance of home. 1991 year.
Hello, I have to go to the doctor.
YYY: Your name is yours?
xxx: I don’t know
YYY: You do not know?
I just got married, but I don’t remember my name ?

Ivy: I always drank Renny as a cure for a sore throat
Ivy: It helped me too!
Ivy: I just learned that he was burnt...
Liya: Oh, he’s from a burn?

The conversation of a girl (D) who has been on a hard diet for three weeks with a guy (P)
D: Again, a colleague in front of him eats his waffles
Q: Think of the fact that waffles contain a lot of fat, chemical additives to improve the taste, and the waffle layers themselves taste like paper.
D: Well yeah, it’s you wrapped them on both cheeks.
Q: It was only once!
Q: And so you know... I didn’t get any pleasure from it.

(Please take the wallpaper)

This is not damned, the corner falls away.
I: the home
Oh well, Hill

Once I thought that war was evil, then the soldiers came and cut off my family, now I spit the pacifists in the face and believe that they (the soldiers) did everything right, went to the army to become the same and cut off the innocent families.
....................
Unfortunately, it does not happen. You say yourself that I am a civilian, I do not want to fight and I will not, war is bad, I am neutral!", and as a projectile flies into your home, or bulky soldiers let your family round in front of your eyes, or you live years under bombing, or another misfortune. Oh how the worldview changes! And you take the weapons in your hands, you go to the army, the partisans, or you kick with a self-made fuga at the nearest cost (truth not thinking of the fact that those who did it to you were right, but from a sense of revenge, self-preservation... and at least justice or hatred, and even a shift by phase). To not go far, the Second World War saw all this in all variants and scales. And not only her. Evil, done or done, often changes people. Changes very much. And Hanoi is not always on the best side. The seed of evil is easier, the germ of evil rises better, like weeds. It is good to grow long and on prepared soil. Try not to do excessive evil, it only increases evil.
With respect, WWE

If you teach, they listen to you, and if you teach, they hate you.

The beginning.

I go to my native factory. and BA! Behind the garbage container, in the niche, there are coins - several five thousand, folded. And the container is steel, heavy; and the niche is narrow; and my uncle is not small... No, I don’t go through. But the brain is no less than that of the monkey: he took a swab and grabbed money out of tightness.
From the smoker, and a group of colleagues is leaving. I was the first to think of the swallow. The other stomachs pulled in and climbed, crawling. And the "money" on the printer is printed, and yet qualitatively so, without looking at not distinguishing. And there is a trick: after the stamping of their utyug well smoothed, so that even to the touch, therefore, they were like real almost.
I broke further entertainment to my colleagues. I took those “thirty thousand” to myself: I got, that is, mine.

The continuation.

I’ve been putting this printed bubble in my wallet for six months. It seems like you know - unreal - and as you get into the wallet, it's nice...
And here I go to the night shift at eight o’clock, on the way to the cigarette bar for cigarettes. There, it seems, my capital has been painted. On the dark street, a boy and a girl caught me, the boy scared with a folded knife, and the girl took the wallet. and escaped.

The end.

My wife worked at a hypermarket nearby. In the morning, she told me: Late in the evening came a dwarf, picked up a full basket of overseas buffalo and valuable snacks, and at the box office began to squeeze two false five thousand. The treasurer said to him, "Wait a minute, now the exchange will be brought" - and a button. And a minute later, the GBR has a hammer in his hands, and five minutes later, the police get the same paper from his pockets. and Prilep. Up to 8 years.
It is a pity that the girl did not work. Well, with this lifestyle will not walk for a long time.

In the United States began the Afro-Maidan.

xxx: Imagine, I sat down here and asked Galka to call her phone. I see, and there is the last call to some contact "MH";
X: I think she wrote me that way? Somehow it does not look like her.
And then I look, and the number is not mine!
WOW: So what, did you make a breakdown?
XXX is yes. It turned out that "MCH" is the "Museum of Tchaikovsky" :(. Now everyone tells me that I am jealous of her museums :(.

xxx: My wife experienced not that cognitive dissonance, not that post Russia in action.
XHH: We were summoned to the Commission on Minors, on the 25th.
XHH: I learned about this from the agenda that came on the 26th.

Open filtration of protons from a mixture of gases through a graphene plate under certain temperature conditions in the presence of a catalyst.

This actually provides a theoretical basis for building hydrogen generators from atmospheric air. According to Geim, we can release up to 1% of atmospheric hydrogen.

Energy unrelated to mineral sources, mobile generators on vehicles.

If this is not the future, then I don’t know how to surprise you.

They invented Lucia.
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The wife's father gathered to the market for foods, his wife as usual rewarded him with a list of "what to buy" where there was a bunch of medicines (to buy at the pharmacy) and at the end of the assignment "2 sells".
The test, so as not to fade, gave the list
to the pharmacist.
In short, he did not buy salad for dinner, but brought 2 bags of some herbs, it seems sweet... He says that the pharmacist had long guessed...

Better to be a fool than a naive fool who will ride everyone who is not lazy.

The false dichotomy.
You can’t be foolish, naive and foolish at the same time.

Hardkorinka: I was driving. On the highway 5 cars, in each a girl sits, instructors stand a handful at the side, their students occasionally look at them. Here I hear the scream "Stop, fool!", right on the brakes. I see, I am not the only one who considers myself a fool, all the girls who have been there have stopped. And they look scared where they were touched.
In general, there was one pillar collapsed, on it and orals.