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[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №42672
 03.02.2011
HHH: Here was my morning! and ppc!
I came in the morning, before the director, frozen to chew! When I was dressed, I turned on the heater. Then she sat down in the chair, removed her boots and threw her legs on this heater. I warm up, I mean. I am sorry! 😉 The director comes in before time! I was frightened and slipped from the chair to the floor while cleaning my legs, and this hot dog fell on me. Let the Director run! Running to me to help, apparently shoes still in the snow, at the turn just did not fit around the table and fell almost on me. I am funny, and offensive, and terribly uncomfortable! The Ghetto! And we should have arrived at this point and caught us in this way! They then went to the director’s office, and I still heard their laugh for a long time! The fucking! The cockroach is painful! and (

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №42671
 03.02.2011
Yesterday approached the driver, who drives the director.He asked on the topic of viruses: "If the flash drive is overturned, then what will happen to the car if it is in the magnetol to start playback".
I replied that nothing terrible, only the wheels should be pumped more often.
Today, two blondes asked for the white paint in the printer, and he replied that next week they’d go off.
I look forward to tomorrow...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №42670
 03.02.2011
In Egypt, the party "United Egypt" proposed to bury the mummies of the pharaohs

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №42669
 03.02.2011
Police are the state. A body designed to protect societies.
The socialist order. property, rights and legitimate interests of citizens,
Companies, organizations from criminal attacks, etc.
anti-social activities

Police - in the exploiting states - the system of supervisory bodies and
forced, as well as punitive forces of internal purpose,
protecting the existing order by direct suppression of class
the opponents.

Soviet Encyclopedia Dictionary, 1980

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №42668
 03.02.2011
What are your pants?
Uzhé pizhamka... no bili bezhevie
My favorite color, but what size?
yyy: po4ti s menja :p
XXX: Almost with you! My favorite size is))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №42667
 03.02.2011
In vain on some devices draw instructions how not to do

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №42666
 03.02.2011
You are late, you are late.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42665
 03.02.2011
XXX: Greetings
YYY: Hello
XXX:Lisa and I had a dumb idea to go on a slide after a week
YYY : Why?
XXX is Blind! You are amazing me! Put it in the middle of the cage and drop it, what else?
YYY: Well, I could... I would also go.


[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №42664
 03.02.2011
My girlfriend (not a blonde))), Having learned that there is a mouse living in her room, She wrapped glasses in front of her nork, so that the mouse was cut and died from blood loss))I then offered her to hang another mouse from the thread - suddenly the mouse will hang out)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №42663
 03.02.2011
A man wakes his son:
- Let's get up, get up, or you have insomnia in the evening, and impotence in the morning!

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42662
 03.02.2011
I went to the website of Rabbit Lovers. Topics: how to feed a rabbit, rabbit breeding, rabbit maintenance... rabbit food

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №42661
 03.02.2011
and e. Are you going for an abortion? Go to Arbat! I read wrong. And then I thought, you are a man, why do you want to have an abortion.
A. So what about giving birth now?

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №42660
 03.02.2011
xxx: From 1 March "comrade police officers" will become "gentlemen police officers"
YYY: As the Gandons were, so they will remain.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42659
 03.02.2011

xxx (13:43:35 2/02/2011)
The end of the world will be in your DR.

Kostia (13:45:03 2/02/2011)
May will give me a gift.

Kostia (13:45:51 2/02/2011)
The Ring of Almighty

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42658
 03.02.2011
The cat does not work, the cat eats.
c) The Barbary

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №42657
 03.02.2011
X: Oh, today is the day of the shit!! to
and O_O
X: The Tree)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42656
 03.02.2011
J: One day, in a cabbage, I fell on my knees with a lady too mature for me and of the same appearance.
J: I offered her three times a sibaccio from my knees voluntarily. The third time, as far as possible. On the fourth, he pulled her fork into the right hip hemisphere (he didn’t want to be so radical, but the look of his wife forced to take tough measures).
J: Then came her husband and began to show me that I, such a fool, a decent woman with a fork in my ass.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №42655
 03.02.2011
Saithie: I felt bad all day. Blood from the nose. I sit behind a compot with cotton tampons in my nose, I play in VV.
I sneezed, fucking, right into the monitor. The whole screen is in blood and spots. While she was walking washing and taking a towel to wipe out the shame - the charm of the game died.
Mom comes to my room at this moment.
And here I sit, wiping out the blood from the screen, where the image of the dead character.

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42654
 03.02.2011
What kind of country is that, right?! I went on the bus, fell asleep, fell asleep while I slept, vacuum headphones fell out of my ears (well, I do). I woke up and my headphones were ripped out!!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42653
 03.02.2011
Club map of Silink. Replies about goods.

Excellent club map. 5 is
Benefits: Soft, elastic plastic does not hurt the teeth after eating.
The orange color is exciting when looking at this map.
Disadvantages: Not suitable for reading in the toilet – too little text.

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