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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76505
 27.01.2013
If after the “Criminal Chapter” everyone felt a little gangster, and after the “Kill Bill” – a little samurai, then on the exit from the “Jango liberated” everyone is sure: he is still a Negro.

[ + -14 - ] [13 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76504
 27.01.2013
I didn’t know how to start a conversation with a guy I liked and wrote to him: "hui". Waiting for Answer

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76503
 27.01.2013
Here are my grandmother’s kids. My husband and I are alone at home, we don’t know what to do without children.
YYY: Make a new one!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76502
 27.01.2013
A lot can be given to find out what is going to happen in the head of the TP, which will answer clearly and clearly only three questions:

1st Why is it hard to find you?
2nd What kind of shit is easy to lose?
Three Why are you so ugly that you cannot be forgotten?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76501
 27.01.2013
I quarreled with a girl:

I: If you think it will raise my mood, you are wrong!

She: If you think I think, you are wrong!

They reconciled and reconciled.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76500
 27.01.2013
She is a goat.
Stop the gossip! And in general, men would not bother to establish such a rule: to talk about their former as about the dead.
Meaning of O_O
Fire: either good or nothing.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76499
 27.01.2013
A friend of mine from Karelia brought a bunch of coins of anniversary, ten rubles, almost two thousand rubles! As a familiar...wife...

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76498
 27.01.2013
Will you be my wife?
How? OOO
It’s like a pet, with rights and responsibilities.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76497
 27.01.2013
Voodoo: and I like the Dark Emperor Palantine, who later became Vader!
Kaity_Blane: Em... I’ve had a small cognitive dissonance...
Kaity_Blane: Voodoo my dear! First, I can’t imagine how the dark lord, Lord Sidious, Emperor, can be a favorite character. Secondly, Vader was not he, but Anakin Skywalker. Third, he was called Palpatine. A palantine is something like a rectangular cloth.
Voodoo: So is it? The shirt is a palant! They just have names! I know, a friend explained to me.
Kaity_Blane: Voodoo okay, I will answer! Palantir is a magical stone from the Tolkien legend. It is a kind of communication method and the "watching" of events in real time.
Stalker-G =))
I hate the Russian language!
Kaity_Blane: Voodoo, if you go into the details, these words are not Russian at all.
Voodoo has left the chat.
Stalker-G: Kaity_Blane is a thin troll! It is ?
Kaity_Blane: Stalker-G, however, should be distinguished between the concepts "trolling" and "elfing". Trolling is done for the sake of "strangling", and elephants - to convey the essence to the opponent.
Stalker-G has left the chat.
Kaity_Blane: When did I have to stop?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76496
 27.01.2013
xxx: game on which tendencies man made popular "Angry birds"?
yyy: on the tendency to throw birds in pigs

by useless_faq

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76495
 27.01.2013
Creation of a website visit card:

XXX: from $50
YYY: Fuck, what can you just not do for friendship?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Let’s go crazy! You came to me once on a three-way drive to reinstall a couple of years ago!
You have interesting notions of the essence of friendship, you will not say anything.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76494
 27.01.2013
Anna Gurinovich: Knowledge of car drivers, attention question!!! Can the car get stuck when gasoline is running out?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76493
 27.01.2013
The cat eats the light :(
[eliminyro] Feed her batteries and you will have a unique cat lighthouse.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76492
 27.01.2013
...

I was there when the guy was...

YYY: Was he really an awful guy? :D

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №76491
 27.01.2013
No matter what the lovers do, only if you don’t...

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №76490
 27.01.2013
I'm going to Peter in February :)
Okay, and maybe in March :)
In the Mumbai, in the sense.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76489
 27.01.2013

The xxx:
Can I give it to Olga?

YYYY :
If I knew, Pash, I told you, I can’t tolerate women, so I don’t have any friends. So I don’t know what she wants, what she needs. Result: I don’t know what to give her.

The xxx:
What’s the difference, a girl or a boy?

YYYY :
really is. Give her a radio-controlled tank.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76488
 27.01.2013
One of the most cruel crashes is to hear a song in a dream, remember a couple of lines from it, sit behind the computer and after long searches understand that it does not exist.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76487
 27.01.2013
With Bond’s friend:

I also want a license for murder.
You already have a driving license.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76486
 27.01.2013
Oh well... they are in the Duma irreconcilable enemies, and in the evening they boil together a good cognac or whiskey, discussing how cleverly they fucked this bead.

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