and Noster:
FUCH
I remember Yates.

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You always do half.

On the third day, a comrade came to me, he had a skincare. He asked - where you can get nitrogen to inflate the wheels, because the competitors after 2 quarters are so, and they have started to drive more often, and his profits are falling. I gave him a sign of 78% nitrogen and 1% inert gas additives. Those who desire.

The sun set in the sea, and the people with the unfinished higher escaped from there with cries, thinking that it would boil.
UUU: The dish with food was put into the microwave, and people with two (humanitarian) higher education ran out of the kitchen with screams "I will not eat it! This is bad!"

See, snow even in America fell in large quantities.
Yyy: If the snow is emigrating from Russia, then why be surprised by the emigration of people.
Zzz: Non-patriotic snow

There will soon be torches in our city.
Have the students already arrived? Order to smile?
Some of my classes have already been selected. I, thank God, was not taken - I do not fit in height, it should be 140 cm.
- And the whitening of teeth and the width of the smile were not measured to make the video look beautiful?

Twenty-five years with three children.! to
WOW : Yes. The difference is 1.5-2 years. Is something bothering you?
I am afraid to ask, do you know about contraception? The condoms, for example.
I always have sex with them.
Here is the place in more detail...
WOW: Not in that sense.
HH: And now I’m intrigued :)

xxxh: I am standing in the supermarket at night - I scratch the shopping at the box office, and behind the security guard after the change begins to knock something in the box office and I hear such a jerk on the tape and his phrase to a colleague at the box office: "Well, here is the salary received, look like this! ". I start to guess what’s on the tape? The whiskey? The black Icarus? I turn around, and there is a paper bag with a spice of crop, shit, I thought I would break right there, humorous :)))

xxx: What are Japanese people important in general except for pedophile pornography - anyone knows?
Yyy: They have good statements from the people about life, man, nature. I personally remembered this: "High-esteem and ignorance always go side by side."

What is the soundtrack? He takes the soul, but Shazam does not recognize it.
YYY: I have shazam writes: "Again such a shit - stop us!"

AA: Imagine, at the end of March, in Italy +15-18, and somewhere there in the vast areas of Sweden minus 20 and snowfall. And here is a girl sitting in her own house at the compass with a cup of tea and notices that the neighbor, stealing looking around, with a spade from her yard to himself the snow is thrown.

BB is class! Well, they have intrigues there in Sweden, who could think. The Scandinavian detectives came in. I'm not going to sleep now, I'm going to think why the neighbor stole the snow.
Chetta wanted to go in the next rains and in the darkness to boil the water from the drain from the terrace. Let them die of curiosity.

Recently, the husband had to repair the desk and he had to put something there. There is a knock on the door. It opens, on the threshold is a new neighbor from below, so to speak, under the closet. It should be added that since they settled, they have had time to show themselves. Following this dialogue:
Neighbor: What do you do here, we have a small child. It makes up to ten noises.
Have you seen time? It is six o’clock in the evening.
I am your new neighbor, I warned you!
When you argue with your wife at three o’clock at night, you don’t care that you have a small child. Next time I will call the police without warning.
Neighbor: Maybe I will be dressed!
Husband: Here you will come!

Habr: Google has created an automotive alliance
The alliance consists of Google itself, automakers GM, Honda, Audi and Hyundai.

iXCray: If only Tesla Motors did not join, then fuck you, not 300 miles without recharge)

Everyone is delighted to see the Hobbit. Stop quoting about it. They bite.

Ukraine and Russia - standard of living: extreme

Comentary: The cowboys are already trying to overthrow the boss, and we can’t get through the first level!

user334: Entered the confident offline zone

We travel through Australia. Set up a navigator. The navigator settled and said in a human voice:

Drive straight away. After 1200 kilometers turn to the left.

xxx: Instagram stopped working on Inet from Megaphone. The rest works. Do you have this?
YYY: You can’t eat? ^ ^ ^

Students burn: one stated with the topic of the course "Orc Genocide in the works of D. Tolkien and N. Perumov". I look forward to the May holidays when this net will fall to my feet.

This is:

He grew up...
This is when you realize that a fresh everyday shirt, lovingly squeezed by the wife, acts on the girlfriend at work not as a red patch on the bull, but as a red sign of STOP c clutch wire and mine stretches! and :(
and----

I married...
WASMUDEL is when your wife brushes your shirts with love every day, and you cry about the inaccessibility of other people's holes.
Get divorced! You’ll be sexy and attractive again.
It is a pity that such a business has gotten such a shit.

SenatoR: Whenever I see that another female person has put out a "aboy" with a male person in an embrace, I want to write in the comments: "Yes baby, now everyone believes that this idiot exists!"