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[ + 38 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59713
 06.02.2012
Veterans and Orders.
He often sits there. A man of the order is nearby.
Secondly, as Moskovich asks: do not give you to our poor. Not with dying grandchildren or veterans to anyone! They are professionals. They even pay for seats. This work is such that the more bad guys they divorce for money, the more bad guys they get. They are not poor! We already know and do not give, but there are naive fools.
Pursue them on...

[ + 35 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59712
 06.02.2012
I sell a box for 16 kg of iron dozen ;-)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59711
 06.02.2012
>> and >
My dear one! The sun is native!! to
Send this to 15 girls besides me and a guy will come to you tomorrow and offer you a date.
You break the chain and you are alone.
>> YYY
Go on, I’m talking to you as a husband. :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59710
 06.02.2012
The electrician came, he fooled me!
YYY: How did you do it?
XXX is silent.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59709
 06.02.2012
Vadimka: I welcome you. How do you live?
You are great, how are you?The head hurt a little.
The old man: Does it hurt? stormy
The evening? and :)
The type of thing))
You are not drinking, right? and :)
I don’t drink (I don’t drink)
Today is February 5th. Your birthday was
18 January. Ol, I am worried...

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59708
 06.02.2012
News from Yandex:
SCR: Videos of election violations spread from the United States

I liked the news:

You need to prove that YouTube is an American service? And that the infusion of the videos there automatically leads to the fact that the videos were distributed from a single server, which is located in the United States in the state of California? And that YouTube headquarters is in the city of San Bruno, which is in the county of San Mateo, California, USA?
The SCR and specifically Markin are all captains of the obvious?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59707
 06.02.2012
I love Twilight.
Are you talking about a pony?
Yyy: God, calm me and tell me you’re about a pony!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59706
 06.02.2012
I remember, in the fourth grade, on the reading technique, I read the most of all the words per minute. Then I learned to look at other people like shit.
vk/kotmizantrop

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59705
 06.02.2012
Grim: It is suddenly! I go so sharp in the gallion, in general, after 2 minutes I return to the room... the computer went to Gibraltar... and the glow of the cats' heels under the tie... It's not a cat, it's a monster. How did he do it? A subtle hint that the owner is time to sleep?
zzz: 0_o
xxx: o_o

[ + 44 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59704
 06.02.2012
I open, not looking into the trunk.I notice that the face of Gibbon is green...I turn to the car...MAMA-PEREMA!!I bought the carcasses and bones for my dogs in the morning and there was a film in blood in the luggage!I just forgot to remove it after unloading the bags...I will remember the day at the CPS for a long time, until the experts found out WHO’S THAT BLOOD)))
The Brother! You next time at the customs somewhere in Israel jokes))) KPZ will seem like a fairy tale)))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №59703
 06.02.2012
and AGA:

"We are all of the same color - the colors of the Russian flag"

White ears, red noses, blue lips - frost, bleat.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59702
 06.02.2012
I am cica, cica, cica
Not modem at all.
I manage the traffic.
I do not eat too much!

[ + 63 - ] [17 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59701
 06.02.2012
The Council:

Today, a neighbor from the bottom caught me in the entrance and said, "You are not always visible and not heard, but sometimes in the morning you have something so crazy. "Eye -the cat is probably roaring something" I crashed and ran up the stairs. I’m not going to explain to her that when I go to work I forget things in the room, take off one of my boots and jump around the apartment looking for what I’ve forgotten. Maybe it’s time to take off two shoes :(

Have you ever tried to jump on the leg with which you take off your boots? It will really be quieter.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59700
 06.02.2012
smoke
)) You are more careful only to open the bulbs) They have the habit of exploding because of the high pressure)

Olga
How good to have a physics friend.
and ?

smoke
I am not a physicist! :) Just a little I know)) I thought you would answer me something like "cap")))

Olga
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

smoke
Then don’t put it in your mouth))) That’s what I say to you as a physicist)))

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59699
 06.02.2012
Today, a neighbor from the bottom caught me in the entrance and said, "You are not always visible and not heard, but sometimes in the morning you have something so crazy. "Eye - a cat is probably crawling something" - I lied and ran up the stairs. I’m not going to explain to her that when I go to work I forget things in the room, take off one of my boots and jump around the apartment looking for what I’ve forgotten. Maybe it’s time to take off two shoes :(

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59698
 06.02.2012
Do you really think... Fuck, do you think!!! O_O

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №59697
 05.02.2012
Tesla: Have you given up a session?
See also: 23333
Tesla: Should I send a SMS to find out?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №59696
 05.02.2012
I went to the store with a 20-year-old girl.
Be a good pack of milk and a bunch of bread.
Which one, black or white?
and white.
It is racist!! to
- O0

My first date tomorrow :D

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59695
 05.02.2012
xxx:The Internet is limited to us, 5 GB per month.Yesterday I watched - Daddy goes,and sings a strange song "You watched porn - I watched porn - and now the internet is crazy - we don't have a nicky"... I write from the phone in general
Don’t tell him about the phone!! to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №59694
 05.02.2012
I am in divorce with my wife:
I’ll take you a microwave!
I: Then I’ll get the refrigerator.
She: - I use the "mother’s call"!
I: - I put it on "pochuism"!
She: - cast "Japan spending the best years of her life!"
...
Why don’t two fools live together? and :)

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