I will be in a costume.
In whose costume?
In a man’s costume, fucking.

I add.

exactly is. I remember when I was 6 years old in the planetarium and I was told that the sun would go out and we all fuck, I long sought.

I learned to read early. At the age of six, a translated American documentary book "Shark" accidentally came into the hands, where more than 100 cases of shark attacks on humans, including in small ocean rivers, were first described very colorfully. Until now, and I am over 40, swimming in any river overcomes myself.

Ilgizz: Today my father gave me the car to ride, but as always, I have to wash it and recharge it. After washing and finding myself with my heart lady, I go to the gas station in order to refuel the car and myself (drink a little). Gasoline costs 33 rubles / liter, a bottle of 0.5 liters of ordinary water - 38 rubles. I think I was fooled when I was a child when I was told that oil magnats were the richest and most successful in Russia.

xxx: "How did he do it?" is the standard perception of any movie when it relates to the topic in which we bow, and most do not.
Military jets with militants, aithishniks from films about hackers, doctors from doctoral series, physicists from Indian films, etc.
YYY:... and only when watching porn all these people are nicely serious!

She added a quotation, and the rules changed, now the quotation should not be MUST be funny. Guys, amins, well be people, create a forum already, and on the passage to the quotation strengthen moderation. Who is for?

Course of the Young Fighter:

True love is to clean up an orange and give it to a loved one. It is often very difficult not to eat an orange after long cleaning it.

True love is to clean up two oranges and give one to a loved one, or to eat one for a bit, because (read the classic) sacrifices in love do not bring good.

A young prostitute is a rare case where youth is better than experience.

I love fish.
I looked into the aquarium, there apparently died alone. I stand and think: to throw out or not. You can leave it - the rest will eat it, and it is over. Or throw out so as not to injure other fish psychic? Or leave it so as not to dig a sack in the aquarium? Or to throw out?
Shortly, as I thought, the fish got up and swam.

Oh, you’re my cat, sitting and working... with two beautiful red spots on your face.
Is it about my eyes? and :)

I went with my husband and daughter to "The Hobbit". On the way back, I am outraged that the boat smuggler (Bard) has too big children for his age - he is 35 years old, and the eldest daughter is an adult girl, 18 years old, no less.
The husband:
I found something to do. That is, everything else is suitable for you, dwarves, orcs, a fire-breathing dragon - everything is normal, plausible. The kids, fucking, are not like that.

He introduced the beginning of the phrase in the google translator: "I am so sleepy now that..."
He tells me, the shit is like this:
You may have meant: I’m so fat now that...
Trollface
I know you know everything about me. But to remind you of this constantly - it is already memeton.

Here's what I like New Year, you can call a person and say, "a burr hole hole", and in response to hearing the good: "and you with the holiday, and you the same"... and so immediately well on the soul... All with the New Year and coming Christmas!!! to

Well, now in the temple of Christ the Savior you can also open a gay club. There is washing, there is trade, now you have to have fun.
What if the people do not understand?
Ultimately, it can only be for yours.

How to Play Sims

XXX: And I introduced chit for money.
Built a healthy rectangular house on the entire area (the largest) and made a store where prices were the lowest))
Did you build Ashan?

Britain’s defense minister declined to comment on the incident with an unnamed Russian military ship, which approached the coast of Scotland 30 miles last week on New Year’s Eve.
Very interesting explanation;
However, as a result of the military budget cuts, Britain’s only combat-capable ship, the Defender Type 45 destroyer, was in Portsmouth, 600 miles from the Russian ship moving along the coast of Scotland, so HMS Defender was able to arrive to intercept only 24 hours later, when the Russian ship was already leaving the coast of Scotland in the direction of neutral waters.

here here :

Yesterday morning my mom ran into my room, sharply threw a furious puppy on me, laughed and ran away. She is 47 years old.

— — —
What a nightmare.
And it is true, after 40 it is only necessary to wept, tie a sweater and walk with a stick on the tails, asking for a place on the cemetery with a toothless mouth.
And after fifty, lie down in the grave and wait for them to be taken there.

Andrei, 49 years old, four-time grandfather, 8 Persians 100+ at Perfect World

to this:
" husband: Oh how. by 12+
I: And do not say.
In the planetarium?
I am UGU.
Man: The template to break are afraid."

exactly is. I remember when I was 6 years old in the planetarium and I was told that the sun would go out and we all fuck, I long sought.

I dreamed a dream.
Police officers come to me and question you, like where you were after 12 o’clock at night. I say at home. They: "and who can confirm this?" My friend, I say, she had. They said, “Would you be able to keep your quiet at night, and your neighbors are complaining?”

The Optimist :

At least our athletes will be trained there.
And the contribution not only to the facilities, but also to the infrastructure that will be used by tourists who rest at home, not feeding all kinds of Egypt and Turkey.

Do you not guess that the prices for the holiday in the post-Olympic Sochi will be just cloudy, and the service is unlikely to reach even the Turkish-Egyptian?

I: Yes, and in general, I am a monster and a moral wicked.
He is: you? You are the center of worldly kindness, I am a monster!
I: I ate cream in front of the eyes of the cat
He: Okay, you won