The warm stories of Lada
History of 1.
At a speed of 110 km/h suddenly! He jumped out to the right of Kamaz right in front of his nose. On the brake pedal, I live, jim, jim, and she failed to the floor and stayed there to sleep, I take the crane to the left, I fly to the meeting, I see the O_O drives on the cruise, I fly KAMAZ, the cruise left of me, I take the crane to the right, I pull the towel, slowly brake
...
There is something hot on my feet.

My 5 year old son and I go to the garden.
Rome: And yesterday Dima Xushu hit his teeth. She went and complained to the teacher.
I: Why didn’t you go, you guys!
Roma was busy. I had a serious conversation with Slavik.
I: What could be more serious than an offended girl?
The Roma War.

The most pleasant are excited breasts. When the nipples harden like 2 tumblers in a plane. I want to take and swing.

From a friend’s story about his girlfriend:
No no, she is good! Sometimes I just want to shoot her in the head.

I go home from work and see the fog. I think "Oh! The Poor. My garage is burning, my garage is burning. :(

XXX: I attend a lecture.
xxx: the fuck, the predator sits talking about the security of the network
XXX: I am in his compass.
XXX: The photo pumped itself on the flash

“Where are you with your wicked hero in the rectum?”? to

<Mort> Fuck help... I closed my brother on the balcony
<five_Fingers> What is it?
Mort: We pissed something, he went to the balcony for clothes, I went to the room and automatically closed the door, and went to myself.
<Mort> 15 minutes ago
<Mort> and it’s like a window, you can’t open it from the outside.
<Mort> I’m scared to get there!! to
<five_Fingers> you open and run))
<Mort> I approached and ran away!
<Mort> he looked at me through the door THAT... with this look you can cut the strawberries
<Mort> If I'm going missing, forgive me that five-hour

Modern domestic realities would be much more consistent if the President of the Russian Federation, as the guarantor of the Constitution, at the inauguration would not put a hand on it, but a whore.

Before yesterday we went to a Korean restaurant in the private sector, we go in, we notice that opposite the entrance on the fence of the opposite house hangs an advertisement - "the missing dog."

Has no one paid for the internet?? to

Tagged with: tux
There is no bad without good, Imho. Karoch, the situation: with his wife, something was lying about because of a fig of some insignificance, they reconciled immediately, but the precipitation on the soul, the hell is clear, they both remained. Each of us sits in our corner, pretending not to blow at all. And here in the homeopath someone starts to name. Okay, I think I’ll get rid of it!! On a wife, it is understandable, I can't break the anger, because I love her crazyly, and the pair must be released somewhere. I take the cellphone and not listening to who is there, with a persuasive and threatening intonation, I say: "You hear, you throw out the enot! Stay there! I’ll go down now, I’ll cut you off!" Of course, somebody swallowed it like the wind. Now I am grateful that religious fanatics are no longer coming to us, who have plagued us with their literature for a month.

<windyflower> It must be, the godmills are like people: the first thing after coupling the female eats the brain of the male

xxx (14:11:20 1/02/2011)
Can we go to Egypt?

xxx (14:11:34 1/02/2011)
I want to "hui" on the pyramid to write while there is disorder

You speak somewhat humbly and without emotions.
YYY: Without cranes, do you mean?

Chuck Norris was so cool that he dreamed of becoming himself as a child.

Why do dreams have no button "Continue from the place of separation"?

It was in the shopping center. I stand in a line, and involuntarily pay attention to the subject, which is already turning the third circle, near a section with very expensive watches.The subject himself wore sports pants "Abibas", shoes with a narrow nose, a hat, in general, a real Russian Intelligence. After a while (and a couple of circles), he gets a cell phone and begins to scream:
- Do you hear, Kelen, boilers (hours), for three thousand rubles (thousand) to take?
No, for forty it will be expensive, I myself for forty... No, Kolyan, let him take a tricycle. Everything else is cheap...
And then the phone begins to ring... The unwilling listeners of the monologue begin to nervously chick.
The man takes the phone:
and allo! The knees? You go to the knee!
I have not heard such a laugh for a long time.
(c) The Dark God

From the Women’s Forum:

xxx: Oh, girls, what to do, I always give acne on my chest, I can't do anything with myself, I know that you can't :((
yyy: Luckily, fucking, I don’t give acne on my chest just because I’m afraid to accidentally squeeze my chest...

And remember, woman, you are not in control of me - I know how to cook!