Q: What type of beer do you drink?
YYY: I don’t know...I can’t tell you exactly right now...that I’ll leave early from the girls...I’ll try to come, but I’m not 100% guaranteed.
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ZZZ is no. It is dark, 2L.
xxx: thank you guys

X: So why did you and Igor break up?
YYY: Yes, because I am not a pedophile to date a baby!
XXX is older than you.
YYY : Aha and older. I’ve come to terms with the fact that he plays most of the time. The collection of soldiers is OK, everyone has a hobby. But when he began to spit on a pony... A mom waked up in me with respect to him, but a woman fell asleep.
No more questions 😉

Do not complain to the rich about poverty, and you will not hear condemnation for laziness.

My future wife has 2 animals, a cat and a cat.
Both rescued from death, picked up on the street, went out. The cat called
The cubicle. He had one leg so left curved, as it was torn out in the joint when he was picked up on the street with a 2-month-old cat with broken legs. Intelligent, gentle and beautiful. Well, and the spouse loves to joke about him sometimes, when he cries, then swings his finger into his mouth.
He is not offended.
Yesterday they went to bed, she is so sweet and she realizes that Kubik is trying to put her leg in her mouth!

Wife prepared dinner to try it herself - scary cat sadly sits waiting for her husband

XHH: Looking at my handwriting, I can decide that there were doctors in my family.

Now began to issue a lot of magazines such as "gather a ship, gather a human skeleton, gather dolls, etc."

I wonder how soon will the magazine "Collect Borsch" appear? In the first edition a fresh leaf of cabbage!!! to

And what to do now?
The shit knows the shit!
I’m not going to argue, they really know each other.

and Elena:
And at the oil, the cat stole the cucumbers from the neighboring garden and stored what he did not have time to eat in some garden. And her mother then put them in the banks in the winter))))))))))))))))))))))))))

We have a problem with a girl: I have an i7-2600K with a gf580, on which the sims3 goes well, and her father brought a metro radio-controlled wheelchair, which he doesn't let go. And between our houses 30 kilometers :(

I searched for a test recipe on the internet. I found it, wrote the ingredients on a leaflet. Following the computer, the husband sat down and on the same sheet recorded his labyrinth on the game. This is an acetic recipe! Testo: 250 g flour, 100 ml of water, 2 tbsp. Teaspoons of Oil, DRAGON HEART, DEATH MEMORY, INACTIVE CORE, HEART OF THE EARTH

E-cigarette is the first step to a rubber woman!
No to No. The e-cigarette comes next. He did everything with the doll, relaxed and smoked an electronic cigarette.

Recently, a Russian language teacher was very pleased with his statement:
Russian is not mathematics for you. You have to be able to think, to think! In some physics, just learn the formula and put it into the same type of problems, in Russian this will not work.
I immediately thought of a series called The Theory of the Great Syntax, which would include a philologist-theorist, an experimental philologist, a linguist, a translator and a neighboring engineer.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? = )
Mmm... better in the live...=))
Better live than in a rubber...
What you meant was a slide =)

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YYY: Where is it?? to
Xxx: In the Stalker, the Fuck, in the Stalker.

I (thinking to infinity): the spoon has become so light... maybe because I have become big and strong?
Rational Poker Face: This is a fork. Maybe because of that?

I have accumulated 16 kg of iron dozen, I am looking for a box to bury :-)))

The guy works in a computer company "Astral"
He was invited to the Eastern goods store. Imagine - in the semi-dark hall, hoisted with canyons and hanged with amulets, wrapped in the smell of snails and the charming music of the east, an untouched weaker programmer enters and says with a mysterious voice: "Hello. And I’m from Astral..."

X: Are you at home?
XXX is wow!
XXX: Did you decide to ignore me?
YYY: Wait
XXX: Where are you there?
(20 minutes have passed)
You know, I’m tired of it. You drive into the house who is hit, you disappear at work, maybe you have someone now? My heart is broken by the thought that someone else is lusting you now.
XXX: I can’t do that anymore.
XXX: Goodbye to you
(After 15 minutes)
YYY: I haven’t wasted two days! two! I didn’t fuck for two days, you know?
XXX: I am sorry

Customer (bondly) behind the back of Pervrgo designer: - Please play the fonts!

The first designer (loud to hear the second designer): - Arial!

The second designer: - Ah, I am on the "L"... e... Letter Gothic!

The first designer: Castron! You are on “N”!

The second designer: New Baskerville!

The first designer: Lazursky!

The second designer: Ishii!

The first designer: – A hundred on “A”... Academy!

The second designer: Janus!

Customer (silent): Thank you, thank you Let’s leave the letter as it is.