The Messiah:

You are funny people: Smog-Smaug, drunk elves. And no one was confused that Turin was quietly sailing in a Iron Car in a stream of melted gold, holding the boat a few centimeters from the surface of this stream?? to

In the melting of gold will float not only an empty iron product, but also the brush of that, since the density of the melting of gold is higher than the density of the solid iron.
Well, for the thermal resistance of the dwarves and their boots, I will not say anything.
Although somewhere encountered a description of how the gnome pulled steel plots from the mountain with his naked hands :)

I went to my friend Yuri in the garden for a shale.
I burn a fire. Lots of wood.
And then Slavik says: Can a tree break its branches?
Andrei: Well, if we break the branch, Yura will break us for that.

Usually, all our relatives are divided into two large groups – those we can’t get rid of and those who can’t get rid of us.

I disagree with the opinion that the leadership of our country is like ours. Among my friends there are no thieves.

Time to close. Just delete the site to the damn mother. I turned into a kind of puppy, where all the ugliness is poured out.

Quote from the article on breastfeeding:
Even in the case of using a bottle as close as possible to the shape of the breast, the child opens the mouth for a maximum of 90 degrees, and you need 120-150 degrees.

Not at least 180-200. Recommended toothbrush reach interdental.

We sit with the kids in the cafe, waiting for the ordered blends. Children are hungry, nervous, I try to play them:
I: - Let's play in the "eat-not-eat"?
Day 1: Let’s Go The fucking?
Chapter 2: The Fucking Eating.
Day 1: Right, fucking eaten. All we played!

They sit, wait and get nervous.

For health, it is better when the bullets end first, not the nerves. Nick Blue

The story of a migrant to Northern Cyprus.
One comrade told me how he decided to pick up a bag of mandarins from a garden just ten meters from the house. He went out at night, and while he was breaking in the light of the moon, the master approached him and offered help. He then brought a large box, put the mandarins in a box and a full pack. Then he helped a confused man bring the box home and offered to come in the afternoon so that he could tell which trees grow the sweetest and most mature mandarins. Since then, this comrade has only bought mandarins in the store, like all normal people.

Remember how we played our wedding?
In my opinion, nothing.

Yesterday morning my mom ran into my room, sharply threw a furious puppy on me, laughed and ran away. She is 47 years old.

by Pizzdobolu:
For the 2014 Olympics spent 1.5 trillion rubles. For the repair of roads in Moscow in 2014 will be spent 6 trillion rubles.
Tell us something funny about the Olympics.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
First, the repair of roads in Moscow will spend not 6 trillion, but from 10 to 20 billion.
Not from the federal budget, but from the municipal budget. Moscow is not concerned.
Third, millions of people will drive on the roads every day, and how many people will visit the Sochi facilities?

Comrade from the story of: "...programming a giant human-like combat robot".
You will laugh, but there is work for you. How to contact?

I can cook borsches and clean the apartment.
I can earn myself on the borst and on the apartment.
I can master a new profession in two years to do the above.
Why can’t I find out how torrents work?! to

Even my grandmother understood...

A small retreat - I worked in the organization recently, and the former chief of the military, who served for 30 years...
He comes to me in the office and declares that he needs something like a video from photos on a flash drive in a folder under a quiet monsoon...all this matter he needs within 5 minutes for the meeting that has already begun! To my objection that I will not even find music on the net during this time, not to mention the preparation of high-quality video material, answer "At any cost!!and "
Thus passed the selector with the slide mode enabled in the standard Windows "Fax and image viewing means" for the music of the Dream House Orchestra.
received a prize)

Jan is in his car. She sees a red light at the nearest intersection, one car stands on the red light on her lane. Anna comes in, brakes... Ops... No brakes.
What do you think Anna did?! to
She was frightened, dropped the wheel, grabbed her head and started screaming of horror.
Do you say wrong actions? Maybe, but it saved her.! to
The uncle, standing on his car on her lane, saw in the rear-view mirror what was happening in the approaching car and how he ran from this intersection!! to
This is how the accident was avoided.

to this:
From the second part of the Hobbit remembered elves sleeping face in the salad. It was uncomfortable for the high people.
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to bleed. Have you read Hobbit? The elves were burning. and the case.

xxx: it's still flowers))) rummy with a friend on the hobbit went, so she told him after watching that they were on a very interesting historical film

By chance I found a quote here, in which because of the strong wind, a group of pigeons "hanged". I live in a city where strong winds are frequent. So the phrase:"No, just the pigeon's tail flew forward, let's not go out with the child" - periodically pronounced=)

XXX is
Yandex is crazy
Remarkable: "In your message there is the phrase "I attach", but no attachments. Do you still want to?"

YYYY
What if I make an effort?
Remarkable: "In your message there is the phrase "I'm making an effort", but you didn't make an effort. Do you still want to?"

XXX is
What?:DDDD
The Going

YYYY
Yandex is watching you.