In the city of Novosibirsk on Timiryazhiva Street in the house on the first floor, a young beautiful girl every evening opens a window, turns the hall-hop, then goes to the shower, returns, closes the window and goes to bed.
So here, I turn to her: when you close the window, naked, you can not turn off the light in the room before this, I don't see the hell!! to

1 to greetings. I am looking for a guy for sex.
2 to greetings. Find the number!

In the clinic to the registry.

Registrar (a very busy aunt with a "halla" on her head):

Are you sure you are sick?

The man tries to sneeze and sneezes silently. He sneezes on the glass partition, splashing out all his microbes to the general view.

Registrar is outraged:

I believe, I believe. I did not ask for evidence so close.

MARSianin: And I am from the times when the images were turned off in the browser so that the inets loaded faster. That’s why I was Strasbourg.)

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YYY: Well, that’s about me, of course.

Not only did the Lord, when he created the man, put all the eggs in one bag, so he also hanged him in the most prominent place.

One of my acquaintances served as Lieutenant Colonel in the Western Group of Russian troops in Germany. His friends were very jealous of him, but in the middle
In the 90s, the Germans finally drove us out of there at their own expense. A healthy successful man in his fifty years left without work, not knowing exactly what to do in peaceful life. His beloved daughter at that time studied at the paid department of the prestigious Moscow university and could not imagine life without the specialty she received. A grandmother to finish her education was no longer anticipated. Having mobilized all his acquaintances, he arranged himself as an ordinary guard in one of the Moscow super popper special warehouses. It was a quiet, bready place. Guards there worked consistent retirees, former colonels-sub-colonels with links. But soon the warehouse was privatized, and they appointed a new chief of the guard - a very young guy. Whether it was uncomfortable for him to command people thirty years older than he was in his age, whether he wanted to place his young friends in a muddy place, but he began to survive the retirees with all kinds of reasonable bullying - he established for them the norms of sprinter running, pressing, squeezing and pulling, and he stood over them with a second meter, a notepad and an egregious smile. The retirees endured, scratched their teeth and fulfilled the norms – wherever they could find it.
Moscow is doing this. Soon, two of them resigned when their hearts were grabbed, and three other very strong men left together, saying briefly that they were tired of the shit. In their place came a young man. She held the mansion and actively survived the remaining with her own small pests. My acquaintance endured everything – his daughter at that time had only one year left to study. But one day the boss came up with a new norm – jumping a frog at speed. He this exercise to the retirees with the most bullying smile. And then my acquaintance did not stand – polite and relentlessly approached the young boss, lightning reception turned him, tightly grabbed his ears, high up in the air and began to give him powerful pencil, saying:
"Admit, shibzdik, that I have sufficient physical training without this exercise!" the chief complained in the air, desperately shrugged his legs and did not admit, the system was rotting, and the boys for their own never entered.

Half an hour later, my friend walked through summer Moscow hungry and without money for a return ticket to his hometown. In his Moscow rental apartment he could only return for five minutes to pick up things – he broke the honest officer's word to calculate for it from the receipt. He was fired from work without paying. But after exercising with his ears, he was good on his soul and easy on his heart. Next to him, a taxi driver stopped and said, "I am a retired man, I see that you are a good person, and that you are very bad. Do you want a job?”

I met the hero of this story a few years ago, just ringing a Moscow taxi. The exact year and even a month can be restored by the remaining clutch in memory - we then passed by the lightningly erected forty-storey on the Vernadsky Avenue, just when it began to be dismantled by the Moscow City Hall. By the time we met, he had long paid out his daughter’s training loans, learned how to make up to a hundred thousand a month, and easily paid off a monthly thirty for a taxi driver’s token. The Moscow apartment was given to him by his daughter who stood on her feet. He gave me eight hundred rubles, for which he
In Harbin or Shanghai, I could ride a taxi for at least a day until I was completely empty. But for such a story, I was not sorry for this money - at work, I sometimes want to hold someone tightly behind my ears, raise him high in the air and give him a pencil from the soul, regardless of the consequences...

Burn the witch.
But she is so beautiful...
Well, but then burn it.

Akuma: Poor Japanese (On Kyushu volcano activated)
Are there many cities nearby?
Akuma is fine. Evacuation began
The sun was caught in time
Akuma: Well, it’s the Japanese) Just he’s been sleeping for half a century. Here is Bats. I woke up.
The Sun: Interesting
Akuma is asleep.

He said, “Hello! Long time not seen! How is it on the personal front?
He said: “Hello! I am not fighting with anyone. ?
What do you do without fighting?
She is :? and :(

I noticed such a shit that where my family did not go to rest abroad, then in weeks two (at least a month) there is some shit. Let me start right from the beginning:
Travel to Thailand for a week-to-week tsunami
They traveled to the Czech Republic for a week-to-week flood throughout Europe, etc. and etc.
We went to Egypt for two weeks and there was a revolution.
I’m going to fly to the United States for a month. To be sure :)

While America and Europe urgently take their tourists out of Egypt, the demand for tickets in Russian airports has increased.
The Russians decided to capture Egypt. We will be in Egypt :)

Why do you wake up an hour earlier than you need, all so vigorous, ready to get up, but the frog is suffocating, you decide to sleep until the alarm clock, and then, at the alarm clock, you can't come back and open your eyes...

Yesterday on the street saw a billboard on which the tour firm advertised its services, on the photo was depicted a lot of stones signed by the names of countries "Turkey", "Cyprus" and so on, the girl jumped from camouflage to camouflage with an umbrella in her hands, so she jumped from camouflage "Tunisia" to camouflage "Egypt"...
I look forward to where this creature will go.

xxx: Smoking is very harmful to the teeth... I went for cigarettes in the evening - on the way to the store I got caught up with a hockey squid (the boys in the yard played). It looks like an owl now.

MP V. Medinsky believes that the cause of mass protests in Egypt became unentered mummies of pharaohs
Yyy: Deputies should be banned from taking heavy drugs...

from JJ:
It reminded me of the fairy tale about how to buy drugs in clubs in the states.
Do you need to ask the seller "r u undercover cop?"(you dressed the cop?)
If he is a cop in the role of a seller, he is obliged to say "Yes", otherwise he will not be able to delay, because. Evidence will be obtained through fraud.

BOBO4KA (22:18:13 30/01/2011)
Do you know about cognac?

Dr.Dran (22:18:21 30/01/2011)
Filled

We have a group of students studying Kalmyk (mongoloid). We collect all the flow of money for the equator, and he is responsible and from all the grandmothers gathers, on the question why he collects "well he is a Mongol, they are used to collecting money from the Russians"))

to ah! The fact that the security services fucked the terrorist at the airport was a joke to everyone, but the blogger, who wrote something about the next terrorist attack, was caught immediately. Priorities and Priorities!
Sorry for the UG!