In Russia from 1 to 8 January the concept of "day of the week" does not make sense.

All week I was fine: temperature under forty, sickness, weakness, cough, lying in bed, drinking tea with honey, watching TV shows...

And today it suddenly got worse: the temperature slept, the nose began to breathe, you need to wash dishes and go to work!

xxx: short
xxx: I have gone
I have a chicken corpse in my bag.
XXX: Give the last honor and marine

HankJohnson: Recently, my Twitter stole a bot and sent advertisements from my account. Advertising, to be honest, is strange. "Hp LaserJet 1020" when it is actually laser has not gone anywhere. But "Codecs for Google Earth" and "Torrent for the Thundermaster driver" beyond my understanding...

XXX: Woman is the focus of the family!
YYY:Aga) Throw a couple of sticks and burn)))))

The article on the hub about the relationship of two tables in the BD, the very beginning of the article: "As a trial database we will take Oracle."

The first thought is who is more experimental for whom, the smart hero.

They ran to the McDonald’s Express and paid for it. We read the check: “Cassor: Fat E.”
Something was wasted =)

Before the new year I buy candy, the seller shows me a stand with candy, it is written "manufacturer Kazakhstan". I decided to buy for a test.
At home, as usual, I study the label - on all three varieties the manufacturer - RT, Kazan.
My aunt-seller and her husband under 50, and they both told me what wonderful Kazakh candy. You say you have a bad education.

What is the injustice: "Why are smart girls more likely to think of themselves as stupid than stupid?"

The century lives, the century learns, and the fools are lucky.

Broken theme of women (and what is it at all?) The man’s logic. From a familiar face. I stand in the store and for 15 minutes I can't choose a shirt, both beautiful and similar style. My husband approaches and I ask him, "What should I take, white or blue, with a collar or without a collar?" The husband without thinking and a fraction of a second confidently says, "Of course, no." “...?? ” “It’s easier to look at.”

If GAZPROM is a national fortune, please tell me, which nation do I pay money to each month?

Judging by the uninterrupted text messages after NG with the won Mercedes, the director of MTS never bought a new Mercedes for NG.

Talk about a possible wedding:
So, make a nice proposal...
He is: How? With implications?
and 😉

The Cinema:
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The xxx:
I watched the film "Sot", where a guy runs with a cell phone around the city. Then I looked at the “Telephone Booth,” where the guy was back with the phone, but tied to the telephone booth. Then I watched “Buried Alive,” where the man was buried in the grave, and again with the phone. I think where else can you find a person with a phone and where to find this movie...
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Look at "Doctor Who", there is a half-series in the telephone cabin.

He grew up...
This is when you realize that a fresh everyday shirt, lovingly squeezed by the wife, acts on the girlfriend at work not as a red patch on the bull, but as a red sign of STOP c clutch wire and mine stretches! and :(

Look at it! Do you hear what a sweet?
I don’t know, it’s so hard to see...

Played in Dota
There was only one American on the American server.
Other Russians
The whole team wept for him to learn Russian.

St. Petersburg, Commandant Prospect, New Year's Eve

I went home with my wife and child after the salute.
In front of us is a huge sober man under two meters of height, all in black, holding a living tree 2-3 meters high, and oreth "THIS IS YOLKAAAAAAAA!". I hardly managed to run to the side.
Judging by the repeated cry already behind our backs, Chel also scared all those we met.

Man, thanks to you! =)) Made our New Year's Eve unforgettable, rugged for a long time))))

to this

...Chrome-24: The testman on the fourth started to get bad contact with the washer in the subwoofer switch. It took me 6 (six) hours to clean the contacts, I needed a weld, a bulgar, a drill and a hammer...

The troll? I am riding the classics. I don’t know where these tools can be used. They just don’t fit in in size. For this, I need one twist and max 15 minutes. The carburetor can stretch for up to 40 minutes. Especially with my car.

Men are born, unfortunately.

and Xenia.