in the culinary forum.
Topic "Absolutely stupid kitchen gadgets"
xxx: Let's share in this topic a kitchen little thing, completely giftlessly made or not needed in the normal kitchen :)
A completely unnecessary gadget in the kitchen, although the quality is normal, made in the USSR, according to the GOST... Although as a recycling tool is indispensable
Zzzz: No, Mašuna, I’t call it that. Just your "aggregate" " badly set up". My, for example, knows that to go into the kitchen and start there "function", when I am cooking something there, is only worth when I invite him there ;)
aaa: In my opinion, it is very troubling and short-sighted to diagnose the entire line of devices on the basis of a single failed sample. Per the GOST is not a kitchen, so in a foreign environment and is perceived as stupid. and if the quality of the sample is suitable in principle and in some situations the gadget is indispensable ;), then either use as intended or remember the settings.
BBB: I support it very much! My gadget, although born in the USSR and according to GOSTU, but raised in Lichia 90 and most likely according to TU! Often settings fail, and walking around the kitchen at an unnecessary moment for my process causes a storm of emotions.
CCC: I disagree with you! It’s not my guest, it’s a premium class. I can do in the kitchen what I can’t.

I just took her husband’s PSP because he was playing her in the bathroom. Well, it can be soaked, broken, and I gave it only to NG. He said that in that case, my next gift to him would be a boat on radio control. Not to be bored in the bathroom. My husband will be 32 years old this year.

On television, they want children’s laughter never to cease at home. Maybe even when you don’t have children. Maybe even when you live alone. Even, probably, when at night in bed, covered with a blanket and closing your ears, you ask them to stop - They will not silence! They will never be silent!
Hmmm... Hmmm... You’re probably meeting the new year alone? Come to us, we have it all!
HGH: is it true?
See also: AGA
HH: Okay then.

to this:
My friend was told how he was in depression right after his immigration a year earlier: Everyone else is not. The bread is not the same, the climate is not the same, everything is unclear.
And here he goes into the kitchen in depression, opens the refrigerator, and a huge cockroach runs through the refrigerator door. And my friend even rejoiced: finally at least something familiar with which he knows exactly what to do. He took off his shoe, swallowed...
<wasisualij> A cockroach raised its wings and flew out the window.
<wasisualij> And a friend sat down and cried.
<Hobober>...the dwarf whispered into the window"

Our cockroaches also know how to fly, only badly and not far, like chickens. My father told me a case - a long time ago, twenty-five or thirty years ago it was... He goes into the kitchen, and the cockroach runs through the closet. The closet stood close to the doorway. Well, the father just aimed to catch the cockroach, as he raised his wings and - frrrr! Down the corner of the closet. His father was so upset that he didn’t even chase him.

by dima-voin
In any case, I am a doctor of technical sciences.
YYYY :
I immediately realized that in front of me was an educated man. Not just because of addiction to the genius series "Internal". I was impressed by the nickname "dima-voin". I feel something noble about it.

These cats are...
I got my second cat. She is such a self-sufficient girl, does not like to smooth, does not climb on her own hands, entertains herself too.
And shrink like her older "collega", just like me :)

WR: We found out the breed of our cat
WR: Scottish Strike
SaF: It sounds like :)
M: Scottish heterosexual is a good name for the breed

sm> remind, how it is called: a photo, around a black frame, and below - an inscription?
au> a necrologist
sm> no... (
au> the demotivator?))
sm> yeah! ?

At home from food remained oranges, caviar, chocolate and seafood. Now I have a vital need to understand WHAT is why I am allergic - or I want to eat, and the nasals are already over.

XXX: I work slowly
XX: very slow
xxx: I call for support
XXX: And you know what they advised me...
XX: Change of Service Provider

What will the cats be?
Cats are skeptical about the Gregorian calendar in general and its red dates in particular. They will eat ordinary livery.
Q: What is this dish?
WOW: Do you not know? This is a sausage of something. In my opinion, it is very fat and gray and stinking. Cats are eating!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: Here I remembered a case from my late school life. I bought this livery. I only bought her one and in order not to move this stick on the street, I pushed her in the hands of a jacket - and it seems to be unseen, and does not interfere, and like a rookie with a hidden weapon.
WOW: And here too. Just just. There are two young citizens of Gopnik education. And I didn’t have the gift of persuasion then, and our discourse about money little things somehow quickly turned into a clash. I went to boxing for a week then, so I masterfully blocked the first blow with my hand. The hand in which the sausage was.
WOW: It was warm, and the sausage, which is never hard, then became liquid. From the blow, the lever left his shell first, and my sleeve then. I was not a spider but a spider man. Having sprinkled the sausage on the hostile faces, I was then able to bravely escape into my yard.
WOW: All of my heartlessness, I realized later, when I tried (Okay, my mom tried) to clear the sleeve of my jacket from that livery and its smell. The jacket became not suitable for use, as probably the faces of those guys who still cry and guess what it was...

The precious child for the holidays was instructed to prepare a report on the seals.
He sits behind the comp, rolls the word and rows in the search engine. Pulling yourself under the nose:
Respect the parents. They finished school without Google and Wikipedia!

She taught her husband to argue at home.
[ddd]: now instead of I joke he says I am called by the lower house of parliament
DDD: The bill must be approved urgently.
[ddd]: and sometimes comes out and claims the discussions were turbulent, but the outcome was predictable
LOL: Why is it?? to
[ddd]: says because the bill was lowered from above
by : rofl :

We dress with our daughter.
- See, the trousers have a wide side at the back, and the strip is slower at the front.
She, looking at my "strings":
Why are you wearing your back?! to

- And then probably on the avito will be an announcement of one phrase: "I will sell a good computer for 5000 rubles."

I remembered a similar announcement from 2005: "I will sell a Windows 95 computer." When examining it turned out that Windows 95 is both a limit and a complete list of capabilities. A fair sale. and :)

I recently gave birth. My son is 2 months. I recently caught myself holding the cat, supporting her head and slightly swinging. When she tried to escape, she calmly knocked on the side, pushed stronger and shrugged.
This is a cape, comrades.

xxx: Dear, stop hinting on anal sex, I will not agree with it anyway.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
xxx: I’ll explain it to you as a programmer. The ass is an output device, not an input-output device. If it is used as an input device, it will function poorly as an output device. clearly?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

A commentary on the bad movie on the torrent tracker:
Oh to! is cool. Definitely missed

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YYY : by myself?
ZZZ is GMO?

What about the Jewish names? Christmas is Jewish.
YYY: I don’t know exactly, but I think yes. In general, I learned that all kinds of Goldman and Rosenberg were ordered by the rich Jews themselves.
XXX: It turns out that the Tuporylovs and so on. The poor Jews?
YYYY: Yes
or greedy