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[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №42512
 31.01.2011
She called Shvee to find out how much money she had to pay for the work she had done.
12 million euros? Okay thank you. Tomorrow I will hang the phone. I remember that in the same room a husband sits behind a comp and has not given signs of life for a long time. I shout, sweet, do you love me?
A wallet on the table.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №42511
 31.01.2011
Darya: Soon bear students in their courses will give references to the House series, indicating the season and series! = = )

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №42510
 31.01.2011
Zevy: I get out of the car for 100k euros, I wear a jacket for two thousand dollars, glasses for the same amount and a watch for 50 thousand rubles, and he still runs to me and "and you know that with the Avon affiliate program you can earn up to 20 thousand rubles a month with a free schedule?"

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №42509
 31.01.2011
Ivor Horton - Visual C++ 2005 Basic Course, page 80
"Number of players of a football team - a whole number at least at the beginning of the game" ©
O_O

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №42508
 31.01.2011
The Angry Orange in Russia
YYY: What should I do? to hide? Or do they pretend to be dead?! to
xxx: on the channel Russia, the movie angry orange!

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42507
 31.01.2011
Q: I forgot to ask you what you had in your head for the pederasty shit this morning?? to
What does it mean shit? I cut my hair yesterday for the cost in Tony and Guy between other things.
xxx: Tony's march was a weekend and you've been hurt before you)))))))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №42506
 31.01.2011
A guy with dollars, why did you go to Egypt?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42505
 31.01.2011
He doesn’t look at you like a friend.
As for a girl)
I’ve been trying to get female gesture. I turned my hair there, looked at him and thought of the fried chicken, a very sensual look was obtained.


[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №42504
 31.01.2011
Let’s order pizza and fuck it!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is not? Do you like pizza?? to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №42503
 31.01.2011
Life succeeded if you do not ask for it more often, but for you!

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42502
 31.01.2011
My grandfather, the kingdom of heaven, had a cube of incredible size.
(German shepherd) somewhere from a small body. Good, stupid and positive. He had a volley, where the dog was driven, if it was necessary to go from street to house, the rest of the time he wandered empty in the courtyard.
The time passed, Kobe became smarter (not only did he not get trained, but did not walk with him).
In the family there was a young filling, a wheelchair with a small began to be carried out on the veranda to sleep in the fresh air. From the dog was flanked with a moving door with a hook.
In fact, here is the story itself.
The family is large, on the New Year's holidays decided to glue peelmen (up to six adversaries), which were placed on the veranda for freezing. And the doors were not closed, or the cowboy became smarter and dropped the hook.
In general, this mocked cheerful idiot with a huge stomach lay on the porch, could not get up, complainingly bowed. There were empty enemies around. Grandfather lost the gift of speech and mentally vowed not to feed this cattle for a month, but rather two. Here, the kobel began to scratch the foot of the old comodo, which stood on the veranda. The grandfather softened, sat down on the cribs and began to lick the dog on the tight belly, innocently mothering, saying as if not exhaling from the bite, painful.
Here the grandfather looked up, stood up sharply, gave the dog a good pinch, spit and went into the house.
Kobe didn’t just scratch the commodity. The last two petals fell under him and the dog tried to pull them back.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №42501
 31.01.2011
The President of Russia promised that soon will appear in all rural houses
The Internet. Thanks to it, people will be able to quickly know when they will have gas, hot water, heating and sewerage.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №42500
 31.01.2011
You have curved legs.
Where are they guilty?! to
XXX: in the arms

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №42499
 31.01.2011
Some girls are excited in men with beautiful bodies, and they enjoy them.
Some girls are excited in men's thick wallets, and they use them.
And I’m excited by the intelligence of men, so I fucking their brains.

[ + 126 - ] Comment quote №42498
 31.01.2011
On packages of cigarettes should be written not "Smoking kills", and "Happy people do not smoke". That’s what I understand, that’s demobilization, that’s a reason to think.

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №42497
 31.01.2011
Question: Who do you think is the fastest guitarist in the world?
One of the comments: The fastest guitarist is Grigory Ledencov-Butylkin from VIA "Krochobory"(D.Talulaevo)!He ran a hundred meters along with the guitar "Ural" in 8.9 seconds,when he snuffed from the mints!

[ + 137 - ] Comment quote №42496
 31.01.2011
We had a new year morning for the kids at work. My colleagues played different roles. The role of snowmen and Yaga babies took lean employees, and the roles of snowmen remained quite large actresses. And now the morning has passed, and one of my acquaintances asks a child:
Who did you remember in the morning?
The child answers:
Snowmen and Baba Yaga.
The mother whispers to the child:
What about the snow?
The child :
Oh yeah, and three swarms!!))

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42495
 31.01.2011
The police law comes into force on 1 April. The Police Academy is waiting for continuation.

11th1

[ + 94 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42494
 31.01.2011
I am going to write a composition on three sheets on the subject"the painting on the left pants of the shredder",to come up with in 5 seconds the four-steps on a given topic and a lot of such a shredder, but I can't imagine how to wander through the pyramid passes the ellipse scattered by a parallel pipeline

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №42493
 31.01.2011
The Resurrection. The morning. I am going to work. Everyone is sleeping, the telephone is not on. I know someone online.
Mish, good morning How many degrees on the street?
YYY: I don’t know, I am drunk.

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