The case was in Kashmir. The coach starts the speech, addresses everyone "Taaak, comrades athletes, swingers, lifters, bodybuilders, bodybuilders!"
silent female voice from the room - "And weight loss.. "

Holliwood: it turns out, to destroy one slot machine - costs 3,5 thousand rubles
Shall they shed henesi and burn him?

I am looking for a.tif image from the designer.
Sends.jpeg and I think I have a question "Nahera sent to the jeep?".
I read below:
Please don’t ask why the jeep. Jeeps are also very (well very) high-resolution, with aesthetic quality and color transmission, but they weigh dozens of times less than typhoons. And if the typographers say they need typhoon, tell them to open the file in Photoshop and save it in typhoon format.

From news about Phobos-Grunt:
As an unnamed expert told RIA Novosti: "Somewhere I saw a note that our spacecraft died because of being in space."

I sell the car. For sale on the photo, the number was painted in black paint. by Sphotkal. How to do back? How do you do it?

When did we become normal?
The sociopath? It is great! The alcoholic? It is wonderful! The Fool? Turn the two!

For the job needed to find the Chinese company "Torling". I entered the torling in Yandex 4 times. And all four times Yandex corrected to trolling. The cock! I was struck by Yandex!

andaland :
Today is Surk's day - if Surkov sees his shadow today, then our country will be waiting for another 6 years of winter.

by Rommor:
It would be hard for the Russians to believe this. But really much more pleasant; a whole car of sober people is, you know, wonderful. Not smoked, no one, respectively, does not shuffle backwards (to take beer, go to smoke, drink beer, go to suck, go to smoke, take beer, smoke, suck...), does not smell of garlic, chicken, or dirty sausage for a snack. The people are unexpectedly polite and calm.

and Xenon:
A whole wagon of sober people is, forgive me, a train to Auschwitz.

Comment on YouTube video:

"I laughed to tears, my mother laughed to tears, all my neighbors laughed to tears, and then we were all thrown out.

A future doctor writes:
"the last time I heard "oy" when our prey cried "oh the brain cut off incorrectly, and it doesn’t matter")"

The club "National Geographic Russia" has closed the possibility of commenting on the photo "Pesec".

Wife: When you go to the kitchen at night, you eat chicken soup.

This number is rounded.
Understood, but in what order?
What does this have to do with discharges? Go to the circle!

Conversation between an accountant and a programmer

I sell a cow's skin, a large one-tone, dark brown, bought in Egypt for myself (not fit in size)

About Daddy:
If you are a hieroglyph, you should be a speaker of the language who really knows what you will get! A lot of curious and just terrible cases when the word "love" appears to be made, and you get "p*da"))) So it’s better not to! and :)
YYY: In life in general, it is often like love, and in the end. and :)

Fashion + cold = the formula of infertility.
All right said. And stupid girls who don’t see this will be very surprised by the age of 25 when they realize they can’t have children.
P.S You can dress normally and without a fucks. You don’t have to put your ass out. Oh yeah yes. And of course, the naked stomach. Where without him?

XHH: Rammstein such nurses <3
YYY: Yes, so they haven’t been harassed yet.

Watch the video "Greed to watch porn":

>> Watching porn, and even more, interested in it, is completely immoral. And not worthy of a true Christian, especially a Russian Orthodox man. In itself, interest in the sexual sphere is quite natural for a young, spiritually immature person. But if possible, avoid watching such literature and movies, it will not lead to anything good. This is especially unacceptable during the Great Fast and the celebration of the Bright Resurrection of Christ. God commanded people to be fruitful and to multiply, but not to sin. A decent man should not think of sin, but of the continuation of his kind, of the creation of a family. In this man, the servant of God, is different from the animal, that is, the creation of God. If one of the students of RGU thinks differently, and prefers to be a cattle rather than an intelligent being, then let him look like this, such is not a pity.

If God did not want people to masturbate, he would have shortened his hands.

gae13: if in the sushi bar the Japanese are photographed with rolls, then we are clearly mocked