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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №149974
 25.03.2018
Well, the computer works in magic. Even Sisadmines, when they are cleaned, dance and beat the drums.

YYY:... in the drums of users...

zzz:...and they say: "What did you do, animal?and "

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №149973
 25.03.2018
Ping.Win is Stuttgart, Germany I do not speak German well, I need to call on the phone, I try to find out if they speak English.
I’m Speechen Zhi English (do you speak English?) is?
There is shit.
I would like to be Russian, too.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149972
 25.03.2018
From the movie Jumanji 2

The story of the character Karen Gillan, who walks in shorts wide with a belt and with an open belly - a small minor girl. How to overcome her in such conditions? Shock, propaganda of pedophilia
Dwayne Johnson is a safe option, use it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149971
 25.03.2018
x: E211, E330, and several more "E", are very terrible preservatives
E330 – Lemonic acid

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149970
 25.03.2018
The story of Ivan the Terrible.

Well, about "no one executed without trial and investigation" and about "3-4 thousand victims" - this is, of course, unnecessary decoration of the activities of the ruler, practically cut off, for example, Novgorod. By the end of his reign, the Terrible was a real paranoid. Although in his youth, he was sometimes very progressive. About the Bartholomew Night, by the way, the Terrible wrote with a considerable condemnation: "And what, brother of the dragiest, the mourning for the bloodshed that happened to the King of France in his kingdom, several thousand and even infants were beaten; and about that peasant ruler the mourning that such inhumanity of France the King of France has done on so many people and blood so foolish shed." But two years after the Novgorod pogrom, whose cow would fly.

The problem is not terrible. The problem of today. Each nation had its own Henry the Fucking and Karl the Wicked. But someone has their place - in a museum, where schoolchildren are shown "this is what fist was made in our country only a few centuries ago". And somebody puts them monuments and "save it out, but can"save it out.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149969
 25.03.2018
(Moderators on the Troll)
I would have played him on DNA if there was a technical possibility.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149968
 25.03.2018

Our headquarters took about 10 minutes to produce the highest scores in all points. He sounded like this: “Oh, your mother, you have to choose Petya!”
— — —
You need to watch movies more often, but don’t stop.
"Atta, bat, there was a debate. We will go to elections. Igor Chaplin is the Terminator, the rest are the Pidors!

[ + 34 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149967
 24.03.2018
>>> And what Ivan the Terrible did...

What did he “create”?
During his reign in Russia he did the following:
The court of the jury;
Free primary education (church schools)
Medical quarantine at the border.
- local elective self-government instead of the voivod;
For the first time a regular army appeared (and the first military form in the world - in the shooters);
The Tatar attacks were stopped.
- equality was established between all layers of the population (you know that serfdom at the time in Russia did not exist at all? The peasant was obliged to sit on the ground until he paid the rent – and nothing more. And his children were considered free from birth anyway!) ;
slave labor is prohibited;
- the state monopoly on the trade in flour, introduced by Grozny, was abolished only a few years ago;
The territory of the country is increased by 30 times.
The emigration of the population from Europe exceeded 30,000 families (those who settled along the Crescent Line were paid a raise of 5 rubles per family. The expenditure books are preserved.
The growth of the well-being of the population (and the taxes paid) during the reign amounted to several thousand (!) the percentages;
During the entire reign there was no one executed without trial and investigation, the total number of "repressed" ranged from three to four thousand.

Someone would be good at taking an example.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149966
 24.03.2018
Orgy of shmorgy. We missed the grievous whisper of a bodybuilder on the backbone, to whom the neighbor's complaint does not allow to turn on the turnik in shorts. The question that he has no money for a normal sporting suit – that we will leave too. In fact, he is right! Were there trousers over the fence of the “Guest from the Future”? have been. Were the girls in very short dresses? They walked. No one was embarrassed, no bad thoughts came to his head. I can remember the children's film "The Adventures of the Yellow Bag" - there also a girl climbs on the fence, absolutely not embarrassed that the cowards are seen almost entirely. In "Masha and Vita" the dress of the heroine is much higher than the knees, and this also does not embarrass anyone - neither her nor others. And a woman in a short dress (Oh, horror!) No one considered her naked legs a prostitute. And swimsuits on the beach the ladies had bikinis, and the men had swimsuits. Fashion on the mini has passed, the loop of history has suddenly rolled back. The ladies have swimsuits of the 19th century, folded, with sweaters, even with shorts, and a paro, in fashion swimsuits to cover all the "unclean" places; men in shorts below their knees. Girls - in pants or loins under the dress, girls also in loins under tunics. Women in dresses on the floor. Where are we going, citizens?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149965
 24.03.2018
This is:
ha ha!

You are a Swedish family. In the ordinary Soviet family of 4 people, as a rule, there were two children, children up to 2 years old, sitting on their knees with adults, flew for free, children from 2 to 12 for 50% of the price per seat.

Only not in the summer - on vacation - at full cost.
After 12 years, life is not over.

There were no increasing and decreasing coefficients in the USSR depending on the season for the cost of tickets.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149964
 24.03.2018
Is JavaScript going to go?
No is
Drop the cash?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149963
 24.03.2018
Clean the Mind Cheaply

>> When you grabbed your bearded cockroaches and they’re naked on you, it’s a group hole. In the gay club (optional)

Don’t ruin my belief in the health of the world – maybe it’s classical fighting training.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149962
 24.03.2018
"Yellow snow fell in the Odessa region".

What will you say here? Only the old good – don’t eat it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149961
 24.03.2018
The main ftiziatrist of Russia allowed to urinate the Mantoux sample.

My childhood dream is fulfilled ;)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №149960
 24.03.2018
>>> and> and> Not going down on board? Was there a lot of beer?

Next Generation is crazy! Not all airplanes have a variety, baby. Bind it with beer.

[ + 28 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149959
 24.03.2018
Real orgies have never been group-like. They ate, listened to music and spoke secularly. But next to the participants was lying (they ate there lying) a maid for care (in the sense - she cared for the guest, the wines there, or lambs on the plate to report), and if desired, you could also fuck with this maid, without embarrassing the rest. This is an additional non-optional option.
And then to solidify in the choir the beginning of Christianity with its cult of celibacy and chronic lack of purpose, this is the beginning to spread fiction about orgies, and then about pagan shabashes - since the untargeted cultist of celibacy simply did not imagine that with free availability is not so often the people were and need it. The hungry man does not understand.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №149958
 24.03.2018
[14:41] <mr_green> Nobody Knows
[15:26] <nobody> I don’t know, don’t talk

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №149957
 24.03.2018
According to a recent U.N. survey, of the 156 member countries, Finland is the country where people are most satisfied with their quality of life. The World Happiness Report is published for the sixth time. From year to year, Finland leads this ranking along with other northern European countries.

However, many Finnish internet users were surprised that Finland led the rating.

Here are examples of comments:

Pöyhönen‏
How terrible is it in other countries if Finland is the happiest country?

Jukka Lindström‏
Finland, you are the happiest people in the world!
Finns: Are you all there, have you saved anything?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149956
 24.03.2018
xxx: saw an advertisement in the Android chat
XXX: "Ladies and gentlemen! The predominantly heterosexual team requires Android and iOS mobile developers.
xxx: stresses the word "mostly"
YYYY: Yes
Yyy: That is, there are 1-2 pids there.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149955
 24.03.2018
People without a king in their heads cannot live without a king.

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