Experts: Russian financial reserves are on average enough for 63 days.
But if you exclude Sechin, Kostin and Usmanov from the Russian population, then for 3 days.

At the time of isolation, the daughter (6 years old), of course, became more time to spend with the phone and computer. On the one hand, you need to limit, on the other hand - canyut all day, does nothing, only asks for gadgets. Therefore, the system of tokens was introduced (by the way, Daddy’s chips from poker). One token is 15 minutes of play. Token receives for cleaning, for some tangible help. Sleep in a quiet hour - two whole tokens. And the most successful is a token for 3 read sentences from the booklet. A year ago, I couldn’t put the letters together. In two days I learned to read. She is now sitting with a bookmaker, herself trying something there to make the tokens easier to earn. The next step is to connect the arithmetic. And not a canyon, he knows: no token - no gadgets.

After all the sharpness on the topic of the virus and quarantine, a serious question finally arises: this is all - a rehearsal of what?

Once upon a beach.

July 2016. and Adler. There are hundreds of people on the beach and there is nowhere to sleep. Close to the daytime, the noisy beach revived even more. A 35-year-old man ran from a tourist to a tourist with lost sight.

He is living here with his wife and a 3-year-old son. It happened, the boy disappeared. You cannot waste time. You know, a small child and a lot of water nearby. I looked around the side of the huge beach. Running around these two is almost unrealistic.

I am a journalist and sometimes I do events. There were a couple of cafés on the beach. In one of the establishments, pops played loud. I ran there and explained the situation. The waiter gave me a favor: I turned the loudspeaker toward the beach and turned off the music. He announced to the microphone that the boy had disappeared. He signs and asked the resting people to help.

People have responded. Someone began to dive into the sea. The rest went to chew the area of the beach. The excitement increased. I repeated the message a few times.

In five to seven minutes, the same man approached me. My son is alive and uninjured. It turned out that the boy saw sweets in a bar in the outskirts of the beach and went there on his own.

I told the microphone that the boy was found. The beach for a moment freezed and "breathed out", and then hundreds of tourists began to applaud. Do you imagine? It was the best applause in my life.

I have been with this family for the fourth year. The boy’s name is Artem, and now I’m his father.

Second week of quarantine. I talked to a spider. We talked well. He is also a web designer.

This is a great time when a girl can be invited home.
Because the home is safer than the cinema, the cafe, the club, the museum, the exhibition.

My cat begins to be nervous because I have been in his apartment for several days.

One of my friends went to rest in the south. No travel and arrangements. She arrived and, as is known, a taxi driver from the station took her to a private house, where she took out the room. She changed her shorts and t-shirt, took some money and went for a walk. I walked and bought a peanut on the way back.

There was only one problem: she forgot where she stopped. So until the morning and went with the arbuz.

In the morning, the insight came and she went to the station, where she found the same driver, who took her back to a familiar house. This would have been the end of the story if it had not been the hostess, who, after hearing her story about the misfortunes, stated that she had watched the whole evening as she walked along the house with watermelon.

Sitting at home in quarantine reminded me of school years. One of my classmates had the opportunity to buy Harry Potter books. A new one came out and he ordered it. Fortunately, there were few people in my class who liked reading, there was almost no line for his books. The guy who ordered loved to read, and I just read! I loved to read! The book is titled “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”. This is the fatest one. And I managed to persuade him to give it to me first, because I read quickly. Here it is with me! Time is given 2 days! What to do?! to

Heat the heat and don’t go to school. I did so. I did this very rarely, so my mom quickly gave up and left me alone at home.

And here you lie on the bed, behind the window the frost and the sun (which shines from the window straight to the pages), a wonderful day. Everyone at school. There were no mobile phones, nobody bothered. You can read your favorite book all day.

The next morning I had to repeat with the thermometer and I was back home alone. This is the second day of happiness!! to

By the evening of the second day, I read this work, mentally said goodbye to my favorite heroes for a long time, and in the morning I went to school.

I remembered yesterday how it was (I haven’t read anything new for a long time, just a long time ago). Lie on the couch, jumped Stephen King's novel from those I haven't read yet and spent a happy day, like in the old good ones. They are in quarantine.

I am probably five years old. Kindergarten is quiet.

The girl, which I liked so much in the kindergarten, persuades me to show her my cabbage. I reject and feel ashamed.

Let’s go to the bathroom and I’ll show you first, and then you show me.

I persuaded. We looked at each other and separated.

I went to bed and she turned out to complain to the teacher that I had forced her to take off her trousers in the toilet.

Not only did the teacher offend me, she also told her parents. So I got the second portion of the lily already at home.

That’s how, at such a young age, I met the deceitfulness of girls.

I always remember my teacher from kindergarten, although I am 30. She was young, very beautiful, kind. I felt special feelings. Maybe I guessed that everything was not smooth in the family, and the child did not get enough love. It was called “cat”. A week ago I stood at a stop and saw a woman next to me. She is so similar to her! My memories come up, I stand, I watch her, I smile like an idiot. She noticed, looking at me for a long time. I think Pepe. She thinks I’m a cookie. And suddenly, “Cat, are you?”

To boast of good is not wise, and kindness is not given to everyone.

When I was 5, and my brother was 3, my mom met a man, divorced my father and left, leaving us for dad. She lived with this man for 4 years, gave birth to a son and she chose a new love again. With the third man she lived for 7 years, gave birth to two children and op - on the horizon again a new knight. She left her husband and children and went to him. And now she is under 70, we are 9 abandoned children, and she wants a warm relationship like nothing else. But the fathers she chose for us good - none of their children abandoned, all grew up, learned and friends of families. Good bye mom.

As electricists say, isolation is better than grounding.

It was only when we began to announce that we needed to wear masks and gloves, and the number of patients was counted in units, that I ran into the elevator of my grandmother’s house. In the elevator was a 25-year-old woman and a 25-year-old boy, both without a mask. I asked for my floor and put on a mask. This caused me to be interested by the woman, she decided to beat me, then I, I, a woman:

Look at how he worries about his life. She turned to the guy.

But it was her mistake!

“I’m not worried for myself, but for you,” I said and coughed a little.

Has something been infected?

I don’t know, I just arrived today. They were told to walk in a mask everywhere, suddenly infected.

And here is my floor, I jumped out) such big eyes I had not seen for a long time, it seems these two did not breathe to their floors.

I did wrong, but I couldn’t hold myself back.

And have you noticed how easily and quickly you were deprived of basic constitutional rights without any vote?

Pre-Dose

Vika, the daughter of my Peter's friend, once went to a nightclub and, of course, got into history.

It all started with the fact that Vika washed her hands in the bathroom, laid down the riddle next to the dishwasher and, being slightly under the steam, just forgot it there.

After a minute, it was enough, I ran, and Ridicula, of course, was frozen.

Poor Vika even sprayed all the garbage in the toilet with a wooden sushi stick, and suddenly the thief even the passport, or the right dropped. and nothing. I found nothing. I walked through the hall, suddenly there was what was going on. Nothing but garbage. And an hour after the disappearance, when Vika was already asking the wardrobe to give her a coat without a number, suddenly the armoured music smelt and the DJ announced:

Attention to! Victoria Naumova, who lost her bag, approach the DJ.

The music blurred again.
Happy Vic, headed to the DJ and pointed to a very angry girl.
The girl took Vic’s hand and pulled her into a remote corner where it was a little quieter.
Immediately on the floor in the embryonic position suffered a boy. From the grimas on his face, it was visible that he was suffering very much.
The girl stretched to Victoria her riddle and cried in her ear:
Check it faster. All in place?
Wika began to remove the content:
Passport, thank goodness! The Right! Ura! The bank card. The EU! Oh, the room in the closet and even in the wallet thousands of rubles remained. Thank you very much, everything is in place. I thought I had picked up a bitch and ended up. thank you. And that...
The girl interrupted her:
“Don’t make me a fool, we both know it’s not all that’s in the bag. Service for service. I returned you the bag with your barrel and even money, and you quickly tell me – what were your wheels there?

There were no wheels, no wheels.

Do not make me a fool. Three tablets, quite large, are packed in separate pink bags without any inscriptions. Well? Think more sharply.

I don’t have any pills, I swear, I’m not at all about that. You confused something.

In short, I count to three. If anything, he will retaliate, will say that he did not know, and you will sit for storage and dissemination (at the same time, the angry girl pointed to a man who was tormented).

My boyfriend just looked into your bag, there were three pills. Well remember it. He just wanted to try it, thought it was vitamins. He swallowed one, did not swallow, then the second and third. and here. He is dying. Tell me, shit, what were these wheels and what to save them from? I call it “rust.” We do not need it, neither you nor me.

- Girl, you are confusing, I had no pills in my bag at all.
Okay, then it will be worse. You will tell the rubbish. Stay there, I call an ambulance.
The girl got the phone, and Vika remembered something and pulled out of the back pocket of the jeans a white pill packed in a pink cellophane:
Could that be the pills?
Yes, they are they! What stupidity is this?
It’s not really stupid, it’s pressed towels. Thank you again, all the good and take care of your boyfriend.

In connection with the coronavirus epidemic, the new international airport and subway in Omsk closed. Well, how they closed... Predicting for many years such a situation – they didn’t even open...

I was still small. I watched with my cousin, even younger than me, the cartoon "Snow Queen". At the end, when the Queen was shown a big plan, I cried out:

Oh, how beautiful she must be!

The sister objected:

But is evil.

I asked her:

What would you choose: to be beautiful but evil, or to be ugly but good?

She answered:

and beautiful. I will fix it later.



She was 5 years old at the time.)

How I lived in a time of historical events!