At 2 o’clock in the night on the Irc programming channel comes a person with the nick Demon (ddd):
DDD: Hello girls!
A: You didn’t go wrong at the door?
I am just looking for the second half.
CCC – the brain?
I don’t need a girl.
Do you already have your first half?
CCC: Exactly the demon...

I received a message from the general about the rules of the internal order.
The letter ends as follows: "I do not impose fines - we have a friendly, caring atmosphere. I will beat. There is a TV studio, there is no hearing."

This is a cute man...

[04:35] * comes to us <minnetnica_>
[04:35] <Griptor> minet_: describe your mouth activity.

Come in and feel like at home.
I said feel, not behave like at home. Fuck my company!

I ask my mother to tie me a toy cat.
15 minutes later:
Maiaam, make a kiss!! to
Mom turned around:
Maau...

In the American film "Independence Day", the president sits on a fighter and flies to fight with invaded aliens.
The Pindos have cracked, but I know one of us who holds it for a pure coin.

about 2 weeks ago I was awakened by my father (I just passed the session could sleep) with horrible screams, he says that he broke the fan and said I must urgently go to repair it.Well, I asked him roughly replied that I am a programmer and not a technician, he did not talk to me for 2 weeks, today tomorrow again calls says-"Son, sorry, I confused the fan with a rough disk, come repair please"and what to do with them?)

Novosibirsk pensioner sentenced 150,000 rubles of compensation for light off.

Commentary
Announcement"legally subdued pensioner for a small remuneration loan is any organization"

We have been together for six months. Three girls. The situation is shit.
Garbage and Mandarin skins.
One day I shouted: TARAKAN!!!! to
We are all three sitting with our feet on the chairs.
There are the following proposals:
Remove the bed from the walls.
Put the legs of the beds in the water beds.
Buying poison
No one remembers the order
Then the panic begins because, I quote, a friend told me that a cockroach could get into the ear.
further - worse, I quote " and she also said that they climb the walls at night on the ceiling and jump from there"
The curtain.

Dear... did you not get tired of this humour in your address, maybe it is time to learn about what is happening in the country not from Twitter and Facebook, after all, you are not building a farm in contact, and we, the inhabitants, are far from bears in the bench.

A compelling request to the moderators, forgive)))

Prepod studying the list of students on a pair:.. apparently this list was made before the invention of the alphabet...

by Anton
In a porn video, she poured something into the wine while she drowned.
DuriGdimko
The intrigue which
DuriGdimko
What will he do with her later?

There are rumors that watching movies in stereo glasses is harmful to the eye. Who will say what about this?
yyy: this problem was already discussed on the forum, there was an article that someone there after watching 3d after 3 days died of instinct...
Zzz: I read that someone died as soon as he wore those glasses!
Qqq: And I heard on the radio that someone died when I heard that there were such glasses at all...
WWW: And I’ve heard that it’s harmful to sit in front of a monitor...
Someone told me we would die anyway.

I’m listening to metal here, the neighbors started to binge. Minutes after 2-3 they began to strike in a tactical stroke))
We are involved!)

I go on the street with a friend, to meet a girl with an affective figure.
Girl, if I had such legs, I would walk on my arms.
Girl: If you had such legs, you would have been fucking like me...

RDC

Do you remember that saying?
Which one?
-"Bobbies remain in the capital"....
- O_O... The idiot! Well rewarded by the story *ROFL**ROFL*

We brought new cabinets. The doors are folded inside for safety. Doors with magnets. The knife is scary, it is scratching.
Slay came, looked for half a minute, said you, straight like non-Russian, went into the sorting and returned with VANTUZO.

I hate, I hate it. I hate toys. I hate.
WOW: What is that?
I went to her today, she had no one at home...sitting on the floor, watching a movie. Everything, romantic, I start kissing her, in a thrill of passion we roll on the carpet. And... I, an idiot, touch with my hand a healthy railway station from the designer of her younger brother (10 years old), at one of the buildings a bearing column falls off... my, with square eyes, the expression of complete horror on the face: “Blyin, he is killing me!“He goes up and starts collecting details.
After half an hour, it became clear that the nicherta would not come out, we are looking for instructions.
In general, as long as we did the instructions, as long as we restored this foolish station, her parents came!!! to

He: And when you’re pregnant, will you make a T-shirt "the baby inside of me"?
She: =) No... "I am for two"
He: Ok, I have agreed

I work in an ambulance. The reason for the call: "Bite the cockroaches".