Movies on a porn tracker.
xxx: There is no data on the studio in the hat.
yyy: Fuck, I also don’t get up when there are no data on the studio in my hat!

xxx: I tried to charge the battery in my childhood, wiring to two contacts and in the socket, well, it was logical!
YYY: Was it because the polarity was confused?
Zzzz: Where did he write that it didn’t work?

I offered to meet her, and she sent me in the ass.
I also put her in the ass :(
Wow, that’s great – there you’ll finally meet :)

XXX: How is it?
I think I was concerned :(
Tagged: stumbled
Tagged: sick
Fuck the iPhone!! to

miracle (18:49:49 1/02/2012)
February 1, I still have a tree tree.I am proud, my childhood dream is fulfilled))

Good Friday (18:50:05 1/02/2012)
You are not alone :R

miracle (18:51:13 1/02/2012)
This has been the case since 2010 😉

The Noise:
a girl is not polite to ask about her age or weight;
Anyone who works is not polite to ask about his salary.
and the student is not polite to ask "how session?"

Discussion of the new film "Anna Karenina" with Kira Knightley:
KISS, KISS and KISS:
+ 1 to 1. is terrible.
Heroes do not fit under descriptions.
Vronsky was rooted, Karenina was a lady in the body....who got the Hollywood stuffed,what the word.
by Elie:
Where do you find the Hollywood lady in you?
The 4K:
What about Kate Winslet? Passionate, in the body, with a light appearance loved one in the coffee shop "pysnadnutosti" - the ideal of Karenina.
Drying with Mac:
No, it doesn’t work under the vessel.
by AMERLIN:
Queen of Latifa!
Drying with Mac:
This does not pass.
by AMERLIN:
mmmmmm...
Politically correct
and you can make an element of action - transport collapse, all business
by AMERLIN:
The steam car is blocked, the arrows are not moved, the traffic is paralyzed.
Drying with Mac:
The bomb is ticking!! to
...and Bruce Willis cuts the wires, holding Anne’s hand. But the hand shrinks out and Anna flies into the tartarars. I don’t know if he dies or not. Type, such a end "think yourself"...
KISS, KISS and KISS:
And it’s all in the fog, like in Silent Hill.
And in the middle of this fog, somewhere below, in the snow, a bottle of vodka and a thin, broken barrel embodying a broken, human life.
Titles with Blood

From the forum:
The rat in childhood was, first fell out of the window of the 5th floor, then she was squeezed by the couch.
Were they thrown into the hole?

Mothers in the store gave a delivery of almost 200 rubles - a few iron dozen.
A sister (5 years old) sits and overtakes them and condemns them.
"Gold, gold...gold and that’s all my money"

Dorian von Dix

Religion is a lottery: only those who sell tickets are lucky.

In the neighboring entrance of our house lived twins boys, although they were dressed differently, it was almost impossible to determine who is who. Sometimes watching the kids on the playground, and to pay tribute, the guys were not clumsy, for my own I was calm.
I noticed their father how comfortable they would be in life with such a striking resemblance. What he thoughtfully, after a long pause, said: It is still one hole, then each will be determined by his grandmother, they will calibrate each for themselves.
Years have passed, the last time I saw them as students, studied for economists. I came to my mother for a visit, and here in the courtyard of the crowns, the music played, we all went out to the courtyard, according to the custom to spend the last way to the deceased grandmother neighbor. May God allow everyone to live without illness for more than ninety years. My elderly neighbor was walking behind the grave, and his sons were walking around, one ambal under a hundred kilograms, cutting the seed in his shoulders, next to the same beautifully beaten woman, such as they say - blood with milk. And on the other hand, another son, the prototype of Yuri Nikolaev, a dried, squeezed teenager and next to him the same dried, squeezed wife.
I crossed my forehead and lowered my head so that no one would notice my ridiculous expression of the face, and a thought sounded in my head - THE CALIBRATION!
Each under itself.

During the opera, a mouse ran out on the stage in front of a female choir. Two thousand fans of the opera.

From Habr:
There is a thought that all these anti-piracy companies on closing file storage and action against trackers (torrents.tu / ex.ua / thepiratebay) are sponsored by disk sellers from Gorubska.

Aulzen: it is already long as the assembly to work goes fucking half-Moscow is closed! Waiting to fuck.

So, but it wasn’t like that with the Lush.

Sapienti: Yuri Mikhailovich, who are you lying to?

I think a great test for all alpha males is the lesbian seduction.

My wife and I are sitting in the same room, and her neighbor is washing in the other. The further dialogue:
Is it true that pigs are pure?
It is true, Karen. The Moses.

She: translate to me this: "yes, godess"
Yes, the goddess
How is it translated? how is it translated?

We have a heater at work that works in the following modes: cold, hot, very hot, hot and burned plastic mode

Meanwhile, my wedding is scheduled for autumn. Don't forget that you promised to scream at her "Who else fucked the bride here?and "
Yyy: Your spouse will not approve.
XXX is nothing. I will try to pick up a contingent of guests so that not so many people respond :D

Inna: I read an interesting book on psychology... There by age, kind of occupation (with a detailed description of the kind of occupation!) The content of the refrigerator.You can say a lot about a man! Nobody wants to try?
Inna: Only then be sure to tell if the resume is consistent with you or not.
CraftMaster: Well okay. They went. I am 31 years old, I am a programmer (mainly SUBD, such as FoxPro, Access, SQL, but sometimes Delphi, C++, MMB, php, pearl, REXX (one of the programming environments under Java), well, and all the similar hemorrhoids).
CraftMaster: In the refrigerator, for five seconds I look
CraftMaster: A bottle of vodka, 8 bottles of beer, a pack of peelings, 5 chicken eggs and an apple bite (later thrown out).
Inna: for a moment...
Inna: Eye fucking, there is nothing near here that would fit under this description.
Inna: You do not have a clear belonging to science-known psychotypes