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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91992
 03.01.2014
by Chrome24:
Try to reconnect the internet. Maybe it is not their thing. Something is stupid.

The Snow:
Yes, it may just be holidays, and everyone is flying to buy tickets.

by Chrome24:
I was lucky on the car. The next free time is 10 p.m. Half of the population has gone astray, the other half has decided to solve all the issues.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91991
 03.01.2014
xxx: sleeps quietly soft cat. soft pink stomach...
YYY: No more sleep at night this thick pidaras!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91990
 02.01.2014
I work in the security.I protect the university community.There are a lot of foreign students living in it and still teaching is not local.The first number of 4 o'clock in the morning I go through the floors with a check.In the hall of the 4th floor I see a picture behind a covered lawn Japanese teaching husband and wife are sober, and two students are black against them.One from Cote d'Ivoire and another from the Congo.And here Ivory shows the Japanese a doula and says:KURILY!!!!!!! Here you are, half an hour.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №91989
 02.01.2014
The smart fox:

The mystery of spotted cocoa has been uncovered – I found a piece of chocolate on my back under my clothes.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91988
 02.01.2014
Santa and Shaurma are perfectly combined. After all, you walk around the houses at seven o'clock in the evening, you don't sit at the table anywhere - or they will be fed, drunk and knocked out of the schedule. And even a fairy tale character wants to eat. I am telling you like a real Santa Claus.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91987
 02.01.2014
Age is when "And this is our time..."
and age by age.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91986
 02.01.2014
Everyone has probably heard of the game Plague Inc., where you come up with your own disease and kill it all of humanity. I lie with my wonderful (who, by the way, is a geneticist), he plays her. and further dialogue.
He said, “Oh! I have killed more than sixty percent of the world’s population! Not exactly me, but you. I decided to call this disease by your name. And yes, look, she’s active like you, she’s killing!
Romance is fucking.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №91985
 02.01.2014
Hello to the guys from the black helendvagen, who on the New Year's Eve on a tank tank on a mosaic started a Chinese lighthouse!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91984
 02.01.2014
We discussed with a friend what the husbands gave for the New Year. A husband belongs to the type of men who, if they do not know what to give, give them diamonds. He gave me white gold with diamonds. and yours? I: - And my belongs to the type of men who, if they don't know what to give, give a nihua. So my gave me a nichu))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №91983
 02.01.2014
Do you have time management? :)
ealand: because a typical case:... luckily I read another chapter before going to bed (I will clean the cave in Skyrim, I will watch another series, I will write this procedure, and I will...).? to

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91982
 02.01.2014
Children’s memories of a celebrity.

We lived so poorly, there was socialism, there was nothing in the shops, there was always a line for food, and even often in our houses the chicken broth was made of black bread rather than white.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91981
 02.01.2014
It looks like a guy with dollars bought skies to learn to ride them this winter.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91980
 02.01.2014
T: They say the movie was going to be filmed on the Miyazaki cartoon. With such a 12-year-old witch that is already half-internet... handshake.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91979
 02.01.2014
XXX: By the way, I have a small other than the usual words like “mama-pappa,” from somewhere came the word cocaine, with some kind of pindoic accent.
XXX: Yesterday I sat feeding him in the evening, he in the niche under the window says with his finger:
and cocaine!
I am :
There is no cocaine.
Stirling, type, no, I do not agree.
Do you think we hide it from you?
He affirmed the bush.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №91978
 02.01.2014
xxx: There are two types of blind text: not looking at the keyboard and not looking at the monitor.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91977
 02.01.2014
Some get to all cami, others do not allow income.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91976
 02.01.2014
Trying to pronounce the word "xerox", the rabbit gathered all the cats around him in the micro-area.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91975
 02.01.2014
So why did you get attached to Legolas in "The Hobbit"?
He cared for a woman in the Hobbit, this is a brutal one. And in the Lord he found happiness with the gnome. It’s not so glamorous to be in such a couple!

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91974
 02.01.2014
Citation
" Someone has written:
The system requirements:
Minimum: CPU 100 MHz, 32 Mb, 2 Mb Video, 1000 MB HDD
Recommended: CPU 150 MHz, 64 Mb, 4 Mb Video, 1000 MB HDD
✔ OS: 2000 / XP / Vista / 7"

From the comments: Strictly speaking, it will go in the microwave.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №91973
 02.01.2014
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She says she has all her socks.

yyy (1:34) :
What is it? ? ?

xxx ( 1 34) :
Yes, he takes them for 10 p. for a couple or 20,
He says he can allow, smoking type stopped.
He is right,
A pack of cigarettes = 5 pairs of socks

yyy (1:35) :
Here you see
I quit smoking and sat down on my socks, you’re all dependent.

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