xxx: All with the coming year 2014, all of horse health, horse endurance and strength
YYY: And member

As you meet the new year, so you will spend it!
Are you a fool?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
All the fucking, not so. Everyone celebrates the new year by listening to the fool who congratulates on all channels and whispers. Are you sure you want to binge and listen to a fool all year round?
Fuck, fuck you will argue :(

Onix: KamaZiG is a genius! When he wanted the man to lose weight, he went and ordered a slightly curved mirror. Fuck to Fuck!

Something I see, today there are only educated intelligent people here.
It is sad to realize that they are sitting today in sad loneliness behind the compasses.

Every year about the bottom and the same.... "Where is winter, fucking, why December and +3?", and months three or four later: "Where is spring, fucking, why April and -20?"

Winter has not disappeared anywhere, as did spring, summer and autumn. Due to climate change, the seasons have changed. And this is not the first year that it happens, but every time you are so sincerely surprised, and experience it as if it was the first time.You are somehow reminiscent of our utilities that are surprised by sudden snow or rain.

I always get references to the Bible. To argue about what is written in it, you need to read its original text, i.e. in the Hebrew (Semitic, Aramaic) language.
And what was translated by illiterate monks (for example: the word rope and camel on the source is written the same way and, therefore, instead of the rope in the needle ear, the translator, who knew the language poorly, carried a camel) to read and then argue about what was read - not to respect yourself.

In the kitchen, a cockroach ran away. I printed it, aiming for advance.
Yyy: tie up your fucking artists tankists fucking!

For the first time in eight years, I met with my family. I understand why I have lived apart since I was 15 years old.

On the second floor of one of the buildings of our universe is undergoing repair. I go down the stairs from the third floor and see on the doors leading to the second, standard ad: "There is no passage".
And underneath it is written with a pen: "You will not pass!".
There are magic at the university :)

It seems that this winter, the guy with dollars bought himself skies.

She made cake and salad.
She and her hair
I feel like a girl.
She was drunk.
In me is half a bottle of amaryllis.
Is the bottle narrow?

The duet of Baskov and Serdyukki on New Year’s TV is, of course, direct propaganda of heterosexuality.

The simplest explanation was long ago:

Excuse me is when they’re about to do shit.
I am sorry, I have already done.

Killing power
(Episode on a plane when horns and fears fly to America)

The New Year was completely without snow.
SMS of congratulations:
May the Horse bring much happiness this year. How much snow outside the window, so much heat in your home..."

Congratulations on freezing!

If the government makes December 31 a working day again, we will go to work on June 12 in protest. Repair brigade with perforators.

From the Pornhub:
Does anyone know what music is playing at the end of the video? =) is
You seem to be a router with a pornographic lab. Here you will be told the name of the actress from the photo of the nipple in the resolution of 20X20, rather than the name of the song at the end of the film)

The secret agent leads a double life. Even his beloved boss and five remarkable subordinates do not realize that he is an exemplary family man.

On the way to the bathroom, my husband said, “Don’t postpone for tomorrow what you can postpone today.” and locked there. Delayed...

New Year’s dreams come true. Decorated the tree on December 31. I think where to take colored glasses or bushes (the tree is small, on the table stands) to pour on the table - in 10 minutes the ceiling from the luster broke - dust wiped out. The yellow.

@di_halt: When launching a Chinese light bulb, it is supposed to guess a wish. Everyone usually has only one desire. Go up, fuck up!