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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59513
 01.02.2012
RIAA ranked “EH.UA” among the 25 largest pirated web resources in the world.

Where can I find the other 24? very much need.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59512
 01.02.2012
I am indecisive like Buridan’s donkey. I work as a taxi driver on my car with a free schedule. And when I decide to go to work or stay at home in the evening, I doubt and find a bunch of arguments for both. There is a fierce dispute within me. And when it comes to an impasse, I grab a bottle of beer out of the refrigerator and make three large gloves, and then Captain Evidence comes to help.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59511
 01.02.2012
They did an MRI of the head of one employee, in the conclusion he wrote: "No signs of the brain were found. The rope between the ears is in a satisfactory condition". He was treated with humor.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №59510
 01.02.2012
let in the public toilet at least a million locks from the inside, I always fear that somebody will shake the snail and open (((

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №59509
 01.02.2012
Mcload: I realized one thing for myself: HeadHunter is the best dating site! There are pictures, skills, and phones.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59508
 01.02.2012
From the discussion on the site dedicated to PDA/Smartphones, tablets, etc.
They are discussing a new technology of the touch screen, which will be able to transmit the feeling of the relief of the surface that is touched. I was crying 😉
xxx: and the texture of the female body in a porn film can transmit such technology?)))
WOW : Of course! The connectors will become wet.
zzz: And adjust to the size of the user plug =)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59507
 01.02.2012
I remember in my youth,when compas just started to appear in everyone,in addition to the fact that he wanted to constantly turn - to build opraits,add screws,push out, etc.There were 2 unsuccessful dreams - a view with video output,to play on the TV and a TV tuner,to watch telec on the monitor.until now I can't understand two,again,things -
What I wanted more
2 the naked?! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №59506
 01.02.2012
Viper: The Boulevard Language is a secret development of Soviet engineers, used to torture American programmers.
Viper: Now known as the built-in 1C language

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59505
 01.02.2012
The secretary of the director general put the status in contact: "Why can’t you beat people at work?". I am afraid to carry documents for signature.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59504
 01.02.2012
While Georgy Poltavchenko was familiar with the Finnish experience of cleaning streets from snow, St. Petersburg road drivers that next year the streets of the city will be dissolved by 50% less salt. This indicator will be achieved through the use of calcium chloride, which does not leave a divorce on the shoes, but turns it into a stone and makes it slightly smaller.
The fountain.ru

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59503
 01.02.2012
Gickovskaya Technika vs Major

I recently saw this picture in the universe. Parking, a guy stands in the shrines, smokes and clearly catches a pipe from a high-quality mushroom. At the same time behind his back in X5 sits a major with some nipple. And everything would be nothing if the guy quietly crawling under the mouse did not close the car.
At first he tried to signal 2 times, then 3, went close, gas to the maximum, the clutch does not get stuck... But it wasn’t here, the sound insulation in the shrines was excellent) Generally, until the steam did not get tired, fucking that major passed)

Gikov's technique wins the duel

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59502
 01.02.2012
AxSiv: Read in the news: The final version of the loss "Fobos-ground" has been named. The head of Roscosmos acknowledged that such a failure became possible as a result of a lack of work - the electronics of the device was not designed to be exposed to cosmic radiation.
AxSiv: Indeed, no one expected that this spacecraft would fly to space, rather than fall into the ocean)))


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №59501
 01.02.2012
HHH
"Lucing" is called The Budget Option "Shopping"

WOWU
IARRING

HHH
and shuffling

WOWU
D is

HHH
Sometimes examples

HHH
Sleeping and leaving with empty rucks

WOWU
Owening by Censing

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59500
 01.02.2012
Returning home for Sorting on a dark winter night is terrible... fun. I approached the entrance and noticed two hops (G) moving in my direction. There is roughly the following dialogue:
A: The girl! The girl! What is your name? The girl! Let us meet! The girl!
I am not a girl! – I am not a girl!
(G) (after a second of silence, abdello): – Not a girl? Where is your X?
I am (badly): - Proe*ala!! to
I haven’t seen them in my yard anymore.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59499
 01.02.2012
Girls are like bread crumbs: when in your bed, you will fall asleep.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №59498
 01.02.2012
We have a company in the city. Well there, fix something, move the closet or even twist the bulb if the ceiling is high.
There are a few challenges from the family, everyone is nervous. The red husband is hiding from shame, the wife is splashing with reproach. There are challenges from men, but the masters themselves refuse to go - they are afraid. Most of the challenges, of course, come from single women, but they hide a danger - the firm has already lost two valuable, the most handsome professionals. The third was after the jealous wife. Therefore, my acquaintance, the operator of this company, learned to cut boring ladies at the root, in three notes. But business is business – in order not to make a mistake and not to remain at all without customers, first insidiously asks clarification questions. One day a call, a very feminine voice, complaining – “I called the master, and you sent a fat man! Please send me a puppy! » The woman who knows the word does not go into her pocket: “Blonde or brunette? What color of eyes? And what does evil mean - fiery, muscular and tall? “No, just a small boy! »
My friend asked me, “How much do you weigh? 40 kg and what? “A girl has flirted. The case was clear, another hunter. The acquaintance was going to hang a tube with the elaborate wording: "Our company does not engage in intimate services! But the girl continued, “You understand, we have a narrow hole before the socket, your fat couldn’t get...”

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59497
 01.02.2012
“Tonight, Lucia, you and I will do what we can’t do!”
Divide by zero, right?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №59496
 01.02.2012
The xxx:
Money must be done
Lack of money
We drink more than we earn.

YYYY :
twice as much.
Where do we get them to blush?! to

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59495
 01.02.2012
My grandmother is in hospital on prfylaxis. Yesterday they came to her, they ran with the neighbors. He says, at night there was a joke: from the corridor a wild wedding scream, nurses resort, doctor on duty "What Happened?And the aunt from the corridor replies to them: “Taratkana saw, she was scared.” The Voice of the Doctor: "What are you afraid of? What will it bring you?"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №59494
 01.02.2012
Frost and sunshine, a wonderful day! Fuck me going somewhere!

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