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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76285
 23.01.2013
Navuxonastupil: The most significant costs for the maintenance of the Georgian Air Force come from the orders of exclusive helmets for pilots with a special pick-up capable of accommodating their main strike device - KLUV!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76284
 23.01.2013
X: I don’t like the use of all kinds of outdated forms in ordinary speech, especially if.
Y: And I too. And especially intolerant to "if"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76283
 23.01.2013
Fuck me, Lily
Lily is not fucking.
XXX: Don't Fuck
XXX: so Lily stands out

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76282
 23.01.2013
by xxx (15:58) :
I would like to give my dad to dr.

yyy (16:00) :
Good assessments

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No, it is by itself.

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I thought I could give him a call of duty collection.

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But then I thought I didn’t want to lose my father.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76281
 23.01.2013
Comment from the Hubble on the sudden photo of Sergey Brin in the New York subway:
A Russian man can always be recognized by a cellophane bag in his hand.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №76280
 23.01.2013
There was an alcohol shop near my house. The owner approached the choice of name creatively. "The Eternal Call"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76279
 23.01.2013
The red button Don't Panic blinked so fiercely that I panicked...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76278
 23.01.2013
I drank milk from the morning (by taste not sour, but stood without the refrigerator for a long time). Later I did not wash the pear.
I sat waiting for a reaction, but a colleague suggested that the bacteria that were on the pear poisoned with morning milk.

[ + 26 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76277
 23.01.2013
Knowledge of Russian language:
"Knowledge of the Russian language"
Here is the building, health! Remember these three words. In these three words, the Z.

In these words, Z is not a prefix! At least in their current version (not taking the etymology of the words)"

In the Russian language there is no such console "z", not at all!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76276
 23.01.2013
I am an avatar today.
Blue, stupid and fuck your hair?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76275
 23.01.2013
I went to the clinic today. Grandmothers in the line asked me not to take off my hat, or they will not remember who they were doing and the whole row will collapse. As a result, he stood like a fool in a shirt and a hat for an hour.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76274
 23.01.2013
XHHH: Shash in the kiosk saw two magazines with a note of 16+ (!!!)
xxx: "garden and garden" and "cook together"
Q: is there erotically cut apples or sexually roasted chicken?

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76273
 23.01.2013
"Oh these nuclear Siberian men! In the shells! in the shells! 40 degrees of frost. So far ahead of them our Olympians""
Even the train has gone by.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76272
 23.01.2013
Every time you think that Russian cinema has already reached the bottom, a new Sarik Andreassyan movie comes out, and it becomes clear that infinity is not the limit.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76271
 22.01.2013
Comment on Yandex becoming a partner of CERN and providing software for data structuring and analysis:
xxx: in CERN someone was not attentive and when installing the software did not remove the box from the item "install yandex-matrixnet")))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76270
 22.01.2013
Faculty of Mathematics. Of the 13 students, three are boys, the rest are girls. We counted mathematics!A fellow from the Faculty of Statistics asked a brilliant question: and how did we determine - who is whole, and who is already "in the period"? Here I sit and think – how can I hint to him that he’s an idiot? 😉

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76269
 22.01.2013
Can you survive a fall from an airplane without a parachute?
yyy: Of course, we will fall, get up and run after him 7 km in one shoe))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76268
 22.01.2013
From Habr:
xxx: When the car is so full, it is doubtful that it is a peak hour.
Yyy: They have a peak hour – when there is no place to sit down, and we have a time when there is no place to get up.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №76267
 22.01.2013
She
What are you doing tonight?
and
He is
Interesting question
From how much to how much? )
and
She
From 20:00 until tomorrow, for example.
and
He is
Probably doing love.
and
She
With whom? 😉
and
He is
After that question, I probably don’t deal with it.)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76266
 22.01.2013
What happened to the internet, guys? In some centuries after the divorce opened a porn site, at the first click of the old good tradition came out another window. I decided to see what they would offer me there, and in the window: "New investment companies". WTF is?

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