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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91952
 01.01.2014
New Year’s TV Producers.
I’ve been searching for a long time, but I only found it at you. Thanks for a year. Until the next GN.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №91951
 01.01.2014
Discussion of "Adult" pictures.

DrGluck: Bailey is just a soul and an angel when compared to the dwarfs-amputants who carry each other with their bowls.

Rara_avis: Have you also watched the New Year’s Lightning on the First?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91950
 01.01.2014
5 minutes before the NH, on the screen appears you know who.
When will you get your socks?

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №91949
 01.01.2014
Fuck, this is where my cat has such a foolish habit – I go to the sorting room to sit down, joke, think about the fate of mankind. And he fucking followed in and cried. solidarity of the proletariat. He puts a bunch and proudly goes away. I sit down smell. Give up. Maybe these jokes are so ridiculous from a human point of view, only understandable by cats? :D

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №91948
 01.01.2014
In the questionnaires on dating sites you need to introduce a new gradation
Between, "there is experience, lived together" and "there are children".
Graduation "we had a common cat/dog"

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №91947
 01.01.2014
Are you talking about New Year’s Miracle? The horse-shaped magnetic was passed n a number of times and returned to the first donor for the New Year! How do you think of this miracle?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №91946
 01.01.2014
On the television now a Moscow bomb in the chamber: I found two cockroaches with ivory, red and black. The police are right and are upset that you, the bombers, are already very upset...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №91945
 01.01.2014
Wife: New Year is here, where is my new gadget?
I: What do you want? and :)
Wife: Pulled, in the floor

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91944
 01.01.2014
In the afternoon, before going out to the city for shopping, the wife applied makeup. Time evening, a new exit is scheduled, this time for a New Year party with friends. I see, again sat down with all the battery of cosmetics, bringing beauty.
I wonder if you’ve already painted it?
This is how I wear evening makeup.
To be seen in the dark? and :)

He turned away from the tap.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №91943
 01.01.2014
31 December. The longest queues in bread stores.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91942
 01.01.2014
Why are women’s toilets 10 times longer than women’s toilets? This mystery doesn’t give me peace...you eat less like that
WOW: It’s all simple: you have 3 cabins and 5 pissuars. We only have 3 cabins. You have 8 people at the same time, of whom 5 do not need to take off the pants, and we have 3.
Fuck, do you know the meaning of life?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91941
 01.01.2014
I go out on the balcony and my faithful cat. The wind swings, the ice cold around and not the soul. This is the end of humanity. I am the only survivor, I am a legend. At 10.00 on 01.01.2014...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №91940
 01.01.2014
My daughter is a year old with a tail. One day the second was born. VKontakte status: "Between the first and second interval is small"...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №91939
 01.01.2014
Qwerty123 is the most durable password. He has been trying to drink for a long time - and he is alive for all of them.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №91938
 01.01.2014
Astronauts will be able to celebrate the New Year on the ISS 15 times
At the thirteenth toast, the liver is panicked and thrown out into the open space.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91937
 01.01.2014
From the comments to the render (3d max) Priora:
Where does this love for VAZA come from?
yyy: this is the only way to make a Prior with flat body gaps

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91936
 01.01.2014
All with the new year, and therefore with the future three-day salad olive, crushed potatoes, dried bread and shrimp:) good luck to you friends and your loved ones. It was a normal Russian New Year. The Republic of Komi, the city of Usinsk for the whole country!!!!!!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91935
 01.01.2014
"Happiness is not a destination, but a way to travel"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91934
 01.01.2014
Commentary under the photo with flying Mi-24s: -Flying two "crocodiles"...)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №91933
 01.01.2014
Health to your friend, man! Health to all our friends and loved ones! Let us believe in miracles, let us do good deeds! Any miracle we are able to do with our own hands, we need to make every effort and believe in ourselves!

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