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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №76265
 22.01.2013
In his long and detailed letter to a friend and publisher, Suvorin Chekhov criticized Zola's erotic novel "Nana": "I have seen and myself sinned many times, but Zola and the lady who told you the "chop" - and ready, I don't believe. Eating a lady in the city is not as easy as they write. I have never seen any such an apartment (of course, orderly) where circumstances would allow a woman wearing a corset, a shirt and a tournament to fall on a box, or on a couch, or on the floor and use it so that the households would not notice. All these terms are like standing, sitting and so on. It is shit. The easiest way is a bed, and the other 33 are difficult and can only be performed in a separate room or bar.

The comments:
xxx: Chekhov underestimates the importance of stupidity and lack of conscience))
Yyy: No, I think it’s all right: the desired for the real. If so, everything men say about this topic should be divided by 28. Here is a novel. Chekhov is not only a writer, he is also a doctor. The doctor knows who is hurt.
Zzzz: yyy, why on 28?
yyy: empirically proven)))
XXX: Why do you think men are so inclined to exaggerate?
www: hm, I’ve got broken pieces here ))

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76264
 22.01.2013
The theme is about technical obstacles that exclude the possibility of flying to Mars.

xxx: Go to the gentlemen at the nearest runway, who have embedded ethanol in their body’s metabolic cycle, and try to explain to them that they will have to spend some of their resources on some flights instead of getting stuck in the nearest runway. They quickly explain the essence of the problem.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76263
 22.01.2013
We are watching "The Diary of Geisha". I ask, which actress do you like more, the first or the second? An uncomfortable silence, his answer: Yes, I do not distinguish them at all!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76262
 22.01.2013
The building is being built "Hypercube". Have you ever watched a Canadian movie with that name? Going around for a hundred verts is a must. alexbatukov

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76261
 22.01.2013
Did you watch the Big Bang Theory?
YY: No
I watched Sherlock.
YY: And I had dreamed all night in a madness that I was chasing the naked Irene.
XX: So you would have been chasing the naked Higgs boson all night long!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76260
 22.01.2013
From an online game:
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YyY: Fuck... tomorrow morning (

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76259
 22.01.2013
1: and I now have a floating schedule)
2: How is it? When you want to go out? 😉
1: No, like when the boss wants, then I leave.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76258
 22.01.2013
I know why I need a TV. by clicking only 1 circle of programs instantly determines what to download from torrent %)

[ + 25 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76257
 22.01.2013
Olympics for second class.
To the question "The only insect handed by man" besides the right "bee" the children gave the following answers: a donkey, a god's cow, a dog, and a cow, a bull.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76256
 22.01.2013
I lie in the transplant department as a kidney donor to my brother. There are a couple in the room: a father and a son. Yesterday they were transferred (from father to son).

Dad was given a shave and told to shave before the operation (you understand what I am talking about). He went and shaved. And then already in the operating room, when he was in the bedroom under anesthesia, the doctor removed the stool and realized that the face was shaved )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №76255
 22.01.2013
I bought a car from Germany. I call the boss who is doing this, he calls the price of $1350 for the road and $250 for the work. And adds, “Of course, it is desirable that it be the southern or eastern part of East Germany.” I have thought.
So, there - let's say Berlin - we fly by plane. Let’s not get a little bit, why do we sit among these bad guys and losers, flying in business class for $430. We go out and sit in a taxi. For $250 we go to our destination. On the way we stop for lunch - a restaurant - a fuagra, a glass of Chardonnay - $ 50. Then we check our car, we take. Let's say the car eats 15 liters per hundred (average, but maximum), refuelling - 2000km = $ 450. On the way we stop for dinner - fuagra, FIUGGI - $ 50. It’s dark, we drive past the campsites to a five-star hotel – a night of $100. A total of $1330. Explain why he has another $20?!...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76254
 22.01.2013
This is the reality: a citizen must pay a debt to his homeland.
XXX: or officials - they will give!

[ + 3 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76253
 22.01.2013
I lie with my son in the hospital. Everything seems normal, we are treated, 2 neighbors-mamas are quite adequate people. and. and. There was no "grief" settled my grandmother, years so under 60, with a grandson of 1.5. And here began the story that young parents are not suitable for anything and all of this kind. The guy is sorry, this old grandmother does not let him a step away and such a look is doomed to him. But I became scared, really scared for the guy, when I heard my grandmother say to him, "Sashenko, son, I will give you TITU now!" And she gave! The emptiness! My grandmother took the brain out.

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76252
 22.01.2013
Lena_princess: My boyfriend was looking for my clitoris yesterday. I communicated to the ass. He says I don’t have him. He said that the clitoris will grow after we get to sleep for the first time - now the clitoris does not allow the virgin film to grow. How fast will it grow?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №76251
 22.01.2013
About the MCAD.

I remember two or three years ago, I was driving from work and got there in a traffic jamming. I stood in one place 6!!!! The clock! I read everything in the car, including passports and checks from shops! I ate all the sweets I had. I changed my shoes for shoes from the pool. Shoot at the neighbors on the cigarette traffic and sing a foolish song under the radio... It was AD))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76250
 22.01.2013
XXX (22/01/2013)
Was it a Cheetah?
It is known that Cheburashka was named so because when he was taken out of a box with oranges by a carrier, he fell several times. "Ceburachnuł"-thought the trucker and called the beast Cheburashka.
Are you serious??? Do you think the carrier thought "Ceburachnought "?? to
by Naebnuška! This is how the Cheetah really is called. by Naebnuška.
YYY (22/01/2013)
Nine is!! to
I know the carriers very well.
This is a fucking shit!!! to
I swear by genius.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76249
 22.01.2013
We went to the beach and we were three couples. We sunbathed with the girls of topless, and the boys took off the swimsuits and went to swim, stood water touching. Two grandmothers pass by and say to our guys: "Boys, turn around for a second, but before you die, you want to see something beautiful!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76248
 22.01.2013
No, why should I go to you? Go, you go
I have nowhere to go to Peter.
Q: Where do I go, what is the problem? and :)
What should I say to your parents? And yours too?
I have a place, good mom, you can go x)
How is your dad?
Q: What about Dad? Dad is a programmer, he sits on codes writing, he’s all about it :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76247
 22.01.2013
XX: I am accustomed to handling the technique carefully
xxx: for example, I don't use a DVD drive as a coffee socket
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Why?
YYY : Comfortable

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76246
 22.01.2013
The bow shoots with arrows, and the arbalet, as is known, with bolts. And damage from arbalet screws is much more severe than from arrows. Attention question: who can easily survive a hit of three screws in the body?

XXX: The Elephant
Is it Sasha Grey?

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