The more carefully a plan is worked out, the dumber the reason it will collapse.

Favorite Customer
Today I sent a package to the Russian Post Office. While filling out the notification, I saw an announcement: “Private customer card holders are served out of line.” I asked what was needed to get it.
I just completed the questionnaire. Filled and got a map.
I ask the operator:
- And what, I, like, come to the mail to any office throughout Russia, show this card of a beloved client, and I am served outside the line?
The girl with a smile answers:
Well, if you don’t break it in pieces...

The long-lasting black strip in my life tells me only one thing - I probably won't experience such a amount of future happiness!

[21:19] <oyeah> what to do if the beard does not grow?
[21:19] <wheet> Do not shave your beard
[21:19] <boess_Utc4> Adhesive
[21:19] <levsha128> put the gentu

From Mail-ru news about archaeological finds in Siberia:
In the second millennium BC, the modern family model began to develop. After the man’s death, his wife could have been killed and buried nearby.

Everyone with the attacker. Compilation coders and bug tests. To the simple peaceful people all the best.

[16:51:46] Apologies: I do not note at all
[16:52:07] Excuses: I now live with my parents and there is a nihua.
Justification: He was sitting in his room all day, no one ever went in.
Discussions: There is no Olivier, there is no Champagne
[16:52:42] Apologies: There are no Mandarins
[16:52:44] Justification: All the norms
[16:53:06] Apologies: In 3 hours to go to bed, to work tomorrow
[16:54:06] Appeal of the Father
[16:54:10] Apologies for leaving the room
[16:54:19] Justification: And I "Huaja, we thought you were at work"
[16:54:45] Justification: >_<