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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24308
 01.01.2010
Zzz: I know how to forgive. I forgive everyone. And then I catch up and forgive again. A check in the head so that you do not suffer.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №24307
 01.01.2010
RIA Novosti: Boyarsky showed Medvedev that he has a hat. Photo by

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №24306
 01.01.2010
I read: not for children under 14, and then Russian translation: for children older than three years O_o Harsh Russian children...

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24305
 01.01.2010
People from Vladivostok!! to
A huge request to you: put the congratulations of the president on YouTube, and I will launch it on the compass, or I do not have a TV.
New Year's Cat, Shredder-Mishura, White-Roded Admin

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24304
 01.01.2010
There is no justice in life (the urologist’s office). At the table sits a cute 19-year-old nurse and, with a smile on her face, says, “Go over the shelf.” It was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over, and then it was over and over and over.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №24303
 01.01.2010
Complaint by Corbyn:
I don’t like something that you have constant repairs and the internet often doesn’t work! You still have no security from hackers, I have a password hacked every day, and to get into the network I need to guess it. And I rarely get that.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24302
 01.01.2010
Just that: a lawyer suits, asks for the cartridge to be filled, mock, say after the holidays, then:
Then the tram will move you.
I: - I do not have the name Berlioz, and Annushka is not the one.
And here in my eyes, our secretary Anushka comes out of the kitchen with a bottle of sunflower oil!!! Oh my mom, it’s going to happen!!! to
I went to cartridge.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №24301
 01.01.2010
We in Vladivostok at every corner trumped, which super-hard tree was put on the square, the most expensive in Russia (5 million rubles). And what do you think? Today she crashed!

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24300
 01.01.2010
We start the census of those who in this New Year's Eve sit alone and read the abyss :(

[ + 55 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24299
 01.01.2010
What is the name of dance when people become a line, hold each other’s waist, and move forward?
They dance like a thread.

YYY : HZ

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