A comment on the waterproof phone:

Today I bought a sabz, collected it and dropped it into a glass of water. The phone turned off. It turned out that there was no rubber on the cover, it was in a bag in a box. The goats!!! to

A girl’s story about herself:
"Scientific "

I once argued with a neighbor that in a month there will be no news release at 19:00 on NTV without Putin and Medvedev. Winning a Cognac

For lunch I go to the local fast food, the road runs through the stadium, where local schoolchildren engage in physical education. I saw a picture today, a parachute of 10 schoolchildren, they are driving attached to each other ski sticks, and in front of them a locomotive is dragged in the form of a schoolman without skies, I was surprised not so much that he is dragging them, but that he is smoking, and hearing a headset grimps heavy metal ^^

XXX: Hard Ended Without a Girl
yyy: The Freud Reserve))

Phaeton: We need your original documents
Sunrise: You do not need our original documents
Phaeton: You will not deceive me with your words
Phaeton is

XXX is fun. I zzz all the way about a new computer toy, advises. Moreover, hearing really something funny, you could download, put... and so fall :) then spend more time on it... gesture. Doctor, what about me?
YYY: You captured and swallowed real. This happens if you sit in it too often. There is even dependency. You replace virtual communication with real, and everything is addiction, a clinic. Entertainment, dancing, home, family... and even a persistent aversion to the virtual world! It is serious! )

XXX: What is the mess in Egypt?
yyy: sharks sailed out for rally and protest against reducing the number of tasty tourists

Kuzov wrote (a):
p.s Who knows how much a passenger gazelle eats in the winter?
0xdeadbeef wrote:
One innocent soul.

Yesterday in the program Morning of Russia a fun guy (member, not from the EP) said that if you apply normal anti-corruption legislation, and send an inspector from the tax office to the ruble, then you will have to jail ALL!!!! to
I wonder, will we ever see him again?

I work as a lender. A colleague says:
The girl came to form. She is asked:
Do you pay 5,000 a month? Loans for 10 months
Yes it is comfortable. In principle, I can pay 7 thousand.
The loan specialist does not think long about changing the interest rate:
Your payment is 7 thousand = 10 months loan = Are you satisfied?
Yes, it is fine, thank you!

P.S and people! Be careful, you’re letting yourself be fooled.

After the terrorist attack in Domodedovo, a Russian militant named Razdobyko was declared in search. According to investigators, it was he in December 2010 sent to Moscow mortars, one of which committed suicide several hours before the New Year.

Comment from Rambler:
And they helped him with Domodedovskiy Rozyebayko and Nihuanedelko.

Sometimes you look at men to whom you previously felt sympathy, and involuntarily start to doubt your adequacy.

A woman tried to carry forty-four iPhones hidden in socks...

Per she wanted to cook the compot...

Yyy: Ah, from the apples)))

With a bomb – you can, with a big – you can’t.

Terrorists in the Russian metro.

Matvijenko asks Putin to remove St. Petersburg from the list of historic settlements, historic settlers ask Putin to remove Matvijenko from the list of governors of Russia

By the way, I think that the relationship between an ordinary girl and a vampire is not possible at all. Because women have, you know, months. Even with hellish effort of will, he will devour it in the first critical days.

c) the corpusculus

I have a little jump...
3 weeks ago I was wearing boots...left fastened easily, right with effort...trained my mom 2 days with the question "I have one leg thicker than the other?"
Then at some point I felt like I had one chest bigger than the other...a few more days I was cheating on my mom...
Today I came and said that my lips are disproportionate, and hinted that I should fix it.
She said that if I look at myself so carefully, I’ll have different eyes...
I love my mom 😉

XXX: I think you are beautiful
YYY: Why
XXX: Women are generally smart or beautiful
YYY :) thank you

AzTeK: I live in Mexico. Local fraudsters who cut babies on trusting people are burning. I saw in the pharmacy cream for weight loss of green-green color. Read the instructions: Apply on the stomach, then do 50 compresses, and roll the press for 10 minutes. Then run for 30 minutes and eat vegetables. Do not eat food from running or otherwise the cream may not work. Repeat the process for a month and you will be surprised at the results!"

And people are willing to understand... they don’t understand the subwoofer.