In a student dining room, the couple digs into the wallet and can't find money for a long time.
Where did I go? - I have a girlfriend.
Turns and leaves

spartan_il7: I am not very confident at all. Here's what cows do under Mozart better than it
Zombjke: Under the dubstep there can probably be something very toxic =D
spartan_il7: this is how you do it

xxx: I thought it was unthinkable to tell my mom that I wanted to buy a new underwear after saying that I was going to visit a friend.

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... so that you will not envy these virgins and their future husbands; many of them will die in torments; here is the payment for life, full of corruption.

Q: And that you come here goose to shower that doesn’t matter? 😉

In the 1950s, the first Soviet satellites to study the methods of communication between astronauts and the center were placed magnetophones with voice records. In the U.S. press raised a rumor that the Russians are launching astronauts-killers into orbit.
Our thought-thinking and began to put recordings of the performances of the choir to them. of Alexandrov.

After I looked at the “Death Calendar,” I understood why the mixers were so afraid to be recorded in the Ivy’s notebook.

FreeSS: They had a course of direction, after this atska did not start at any... they brought it to me - I include - went on...
Let me tell you that you are an ATS. You sit and work. There was a broken sandwich in the kitchen. You say :
Let’s go all the way, I won’t work for such a shit!
They pack and take you somewhere. installed in the room. Around the corpses, pieces of bodies, tools for splitting... they serve sweets and say affectionately:
Why do we not want to work, right?

The Dead Sea is located between Israel and Jordan in the world's deepest basin at 395 below ocean level Its waters are saturated with a variety of salts, their concentration reaches 300 g per 1 liter! This makes it impossible for fish or even more primitive living creatures to exist in the Dead Sea (hence the name).

Svetka: Hmm, why hasn’t anyone guessed there to sleep a couple of boxes of cucumbers?

> Obama: Georgia – a model of democracy and transparency"
Saakashvili: The United States is a guarantor of democracy and stability in the world.

and Camasutra. Out of 69.

vrp: went out for a lunch break in the buffet to buy something to eat, and he was closed for lunch... this is like shit o_0

I work in a supermarket in the profession of SPRT (Specialist for the Disassembly of Goods), 9 in the morning, I am in the beer department, a woman approaches me, in her hands 4 different bottles of beer and a dialogue:
She: Which of them is better?
I: To be honest, none of them.
She: How do you know?
I: Just an hour ago we were given a taste of each type of beer so we knew their taste.
She then went to the administrator to complain about the drunken staff.

Trollit, not trollit... five years ago there were no such words, and dolboebobs were called dolboebobs. Do you see them trolling?

It was not worth the older group of kindergarten at reading to ask what words they knew on the letter "X".
They know "bread", "fridge" and "hernia".
Epic Fail managed to avoid, but what moment when you are waiting for an answer...

Fans of bingo will understand:
XX: Yesterday my husband decided to show his son's friends how to shoot his stunned calash, put a cardboard box in front of the kitchen door and amused it shot. At the same time, I heard a timid question from a child, will the door not hurt? No of course. My husband said, it won’t break the box. As a result, in my kitchen door a flat row of 8 holes

Tomorrow I’ll fuck you all day.
My husband : Me? For what? I am untouchable!!! to

Commentary on the status of the SSC. The network:
“The men! Choose one thing: either love women or understand them.
Don’t philosophize, just fuck it.

Is this a car salon?
and yes!
I would like to sign up for a crash test!? to
–...

I love American movies.
xxx: say "a city surrounded by an inaccessible wall"
xxxh: and show a two-meter fence from a rabbit grid

We come with a friend to his home, on the threshold we are welcomed by his two-year-old son with cries "appa! Which is". I say to him, "Sasha, we need to say "Papa", not "Apa". To what my friend answers: "You are a naive man, he asks for iPad"

Babka Ejka (15:08:35 30/01/2012)
A woman is a strange bird, she goes up in the morning like a rabbit, she works like a child all day and goes to bed late like a swallow, she must whirl like a goat and shine like a hot bird, remaining for other men a rabbit in the sky, and for her blue in her hands.

Jekyll (15:09:45 30/01/2012)
Like a plywood!

Jekyll (15:10:11 30/01/2012)
A cat for a neighbor.

Jekyll (15:10:36 30/01/2012)
Wedding for Husband's Friends

Babka Ejka (15:10:49 30/01/2012)

Jekyll (15:11:04 30/01/2012)
Cucumbers for Grandma

Jekyll (15:11:57 30/01/2012)
Gazelle for shops

Jekyll (15:12:40 30/01/2012)
Damn for the Sister.

Jekyll (15:15:25 30/01/2012)
An eagle for himself.