xxx: Today, a father (a man with a degree in science) scratched a cat for about an hour to take the wool to a colleague, so that he would scratch it around the corners of his apartment to scare the mice ><

The fool is very easily identified on the narrow paths between the swarms, when you try to go along the edge and unfold your shoulders, then he goes in the middle, just like he went!

Work made the monkey man, but the iPhone fixed it.

At one firm where I worked, there was a base of equipment accounting, which was called the Unified Accounting Base.
officially!
In the abbreviation!! to

I can’t find my hair with a sandwich hairstyle.
I saw it, I thought it was just a towel.
The album was filled, wanted to paste - but they are not.
Cut it down, who knows? and :)
Fuck, I forgot the first one, I forgot the second one.
I will try tonight.
So I present the picture:
You are lying on a death bed, I have not been there for a long time. The adult Sasha holds you by the hand, around the rest of the children, numerous grandchildren... You ask him with your eyes to bow. He can’t help but listen to his mother’s last will. You whisper to his ear: “Son, my father and I have hidden something from you. Now is the time to tell you the truth. I can’t hide it anymore and I can’t take this truth with me. No matter how bitter and unexpected it turned out to you, you must know it all! Sorry...
Once, very many years ago, we put a piece of your hair in an album and signed it as the very first sashy hair. Here is my son!! This is not your first hair!! Not the second, to be honest. I cut them off when you slept when you were 34. Everything has been forgotten..."

In Kuwait, the state deposits $20,000 on the account of the born, and the amount of the contribution grows with it.
In our Fatherland, at the birth of a man, he is placed on her... and the older a man, the greater her he has the right to count on.
Pension Fund of Russia.

XX: Thanks to modern youth, the ipad from a good tablet turned into a portable page "Contact".

I am in an interesting position. I lie with my husband (M) on the couch, I don't want to do anything, move too.
I: Listen, and let us bring a servant?
We have already brought him. Wait until he is born.

About Anime
No one in the world can speak the speech of 10-12 year old girls better than the harsh uncles from Rusfandab.

What do you think about schizophrenia and separation of personality?
As a model of behavior)))

From the discussion forum on energy intensity of batteries:

XHH: And what command do I need to enroll to activate an additional charge? Well, for example: the phone has discharged, and the charging with you or no access to the network. Somewhere I heard that you can type some combination of numbers on the phone so that it is half charged)
zzz: it's like if you've gotten out of gasoline and you've gotten the wheels in a certain sequence, then you'll have a half tank of gasoline)))

owgood: I wanted to grasp, introduced in the search "Yuri"... the contemplative face of Yuri Gagarin very clearly hinted to me what I am nothingness, and I was morally depressed as never in my life((

What is the worst thing at a wedding? Pay for a wedding loan after a divorce.

Indeed: Yandex.Traps - walking navigation!

Why is this “why write correctly, we are not on the exam”? Standing up in the morning before
With a mirror, no one thinks, “I’m wearing clothes, we’re not on a fashion show” or “I’m not going to clean.”
> teeth, we are not in a competition for fresh breath.”
and gt;

You are an irreparable optimist! Many not only think, but do it.

by blackfox:
And yet, when she puts this misleading status "Everything is difficult"... You know, a picture is drawn that these words she wrote, pulling from one member and pulling out of her mouth the second.
and granite:
XD What about the boy?
by blackfox:
Well, here it is easier. He sits in a dolboeb, with one hand he scratches the back of the neck, and in the other he holds a veil of pregnancy tests. They are all different.

From a car website:

To get rid of traffic jams, you need to take all the railway stations outside the city.
YYY: Ah, and the TC for the city, and the offices, and the government in general to another city.
zzz: I offer the island of Schmidt to the government.
Better than the New Earth.
bbb: Oh, and repeat the October 30, 1961, fireworks.

The case was:
I got home after work around 8 p.m. I walk past the kitchen where Mommy sits, say hello to her and go into the room. In 2 minutes comes a text message from the mother "You are where???". Well, I don’t think long I answer "Home". In a moment I heard a wild whisper from the kitchen.

Developer: I removed a small error in the exe book, but I don’t know if it will affect the program.
Developed by: O_O
The Director: Shut Up!

FEN: We had a front one, a head injured
Fen: That’s how he wrote his programming language and always smiled.
Bethrezen: Did he not accidentally invent the lisp?