Lightbit: What will you tell me?
Ol5xHd: F,sh! F to shdfku!
Lightbit: It is clear.
Ol5xHd is: Abby! The Abirvalg!
A lot has changed, haha.

by Conrad:
Do you make ducks from pears?
by Mazzer:
They say a kind of peach. It is not very large and very soft.
by Conrad:
A shit world of perverse, liars, psychopaths and murderers.
by Mazzer:
What is?
by Conrad:
There is a bottle of douche in front of me. The Rest Factory. On the label suspiciously squeezed pear, which holds a glass of... dushes in his hand. Cannibal marasmatic peach.

On Friday at 17:56 on the internal office mail comes a letter with the note "important": "four minutes later you will need a boiler".

I decided to play an opera... a writer, flying simply.
10 minutes later he returned to the mosil (links are stored there) - also flew.
To see her conscience awakened.

My friend, as a child, had the name Borst. And he was sitting on the same side with his friend, whose name was Smetalnikov. Our teachers, definitely, have a sense of humor, since their classy manager decided to plant Boršč with Smetana together, so that, as they say, they complement each other.))))

Do you care about me or do you care about me?

Maybe I’m altruistic in some places.
I can confirm by the fact that in team games I choose a class that is aimed at treating the wounded comrades) But this is provided that there is no class of fool who can undetectedly steal into the enemy's rear and scatter sulfuric acid everywhere, salt the borst and bind the ropes of the shoes between themselves x))

I’ve gotten tired today, Blake. I decided to slip out of the pair while there is no one, and I carefully move out to the exit (a audience with 3 doors in niches). I hear, the prede entered, I once, and hid in the niche. And the chest of the fifth size is hidden, the shorter side of me is not visible, and the breasts are visible.
Preponja went and to the whole audience: "What are these CHESHIRSKIE SIESKI in the corner?" shit, I cried there :DD

Return from a 20-day trip
Wife says she missed sex for these 15(!) The days!
I hate this shit :)

Do you know how to ruin your son’s whole life?
WOW: How is it?
Say it so... boy, size is not important, a girl is enough and 30cm!

From the summary: Managing a fun project. If the project is not fun enough, the rapid growth of fun is guaranteed.

xxx: I realized that I learned to glue... somewhat brutally I do. Instead of complimenting her until five o’clock in the morning, I told her about the tactics of survival during the zombie apocalypse.

As one of my friends, who lives abroad, said: I watched the state election debates here. We have one Zhirinovsky. There is a whole Republican party.

Letter from a girl and a boy:

Listen, explain me about these girls, I don’t understand them.
XXX: You are offended.
xxxx without a reason
XX: Speaking of some heresy
xxx: jealous if a guy just looked at another girl
What they want is unclear.
......
YYY: Dear, you’re not going to fuck me anywhere?

There are people who want to die when they come from work.
There are people who want to kill when they come from work.
People, let us help each other!
c) ICE.GOBLIN

I run through the street like a puppy.
Because, on the street, they are inhumane! xd

Take a drink.
"I will not go home, or I will be driven".

This is how it was.

News from Vesti.ru:
In Yakutia came 50 degrees of frost. In some schools, classes for pupils of junior classes have been cancelled."

From Habr:
My son threw the Siemens M65 into the toilet. It was only discovered when he called.

My mother’s computer was covered, the wind flew. She took him to repair.
WOW: So what did you do?
No, but I laughed a long time.
WOW :?? to
She brought them the monitor)))))

Q: Do not be lazy, mark spam

U: So it will take the whole day to mark spam.

E: I’ll be like that if I mark every spam.

T: Fuck, I have already slept.