XXX is
Father of Light! Full of people!

YYY
Full of popcorn.

XXX is
Do you feel like a pop?
Do you hold a straw?

YYY
Hm...
Interesting interpretation

What happens if I put an enabled vacuum cleaner in my eye?
You will recognize the vacuum cleaner from within.

Forum on gender relations:

How to surprise a girl in bed?
Bite her in the ass!

"The Dangerous Method" is a movie about psychoanalysis, but after viewing it, there was only one thought: "Kira Knightley's chest has the property of a Schrödinger cat. Breasts as if there were, but they were not"

South Ural Television correspondent Larisa comes to a village whose inhabitants caught a snowman. He breaks the branch and pulls the girl with him, then feeds her with mushrooms, as a result the girl begins to understand the language of yeti...tra tata....

At first I did not believe... I was stunned...!) The film is called "SAMKA"... in the course of the one who filmed it himself ate mushrooms)

XXX: The Rabbit
Do you want to go to IKEA with us?
YYY : Why?
In the closet :D

- Have you been to Peter, they say, in Marinka at least visited?
I didn’t go to Marina.
Fucking in Maryland.

Don’t believe that a company thrives if its employees take soap, toilet paper, tea, sugar, water from home to work, and have recently bought a Chinese TV and an old couch for sale in the rest room.

on the page of one of the LineageII servers

Dear players!

Today, around 23:00 pm Moscow time, the server will be turned off for preventive work.

The server will be available tomorrow 29.01.12 around 16 hours Moscow.

The server will be available later than the scheduled time, the exact time is not yet established, but we assume that the server will be available only tomorrow 30.01.12.

During the prevention you can walk. Drink a beer! Even watching TV!
We take care of you!

XXX: The Cat Officially Crazy
xxx: I saw the web, orated wildly for half an hour, until I took it off and threw it into it. And he ate her.

Context advertising reminds Solaris. An unknown ocean of intelligence reads your thoughts, penetrates your memory, and sends you what you have been thinking about all these years.

The girl asked me to quit smoking-I quit.. she said I lay under her and dropped me))

I cried from laughter, and laughed from crying.

Comments on the store website for the product:Hexbug Frogs

Great Robot
I can’t trace and catch.
Great gift for a cat.

Mega-Uber method of detecting the attack:
disperse the flop a:\ and name it with:\windows. When 31137 Kulhak, with his eyes rounded by enthusiasm, hits the ball, you will hear the appeal to the flopar!

Skunny: "Just go you naked!" – I said to the lessons. "Well, go yourself!" said the lessons, turning into a good, prestigious, highly paid job.

with Miley

Who is lost?

Answer to:
Pogugli – a representative of the oldest online dynasty of Tyr-Net.
Born in the 1st century BC. (Christmas x-files), in the family of the famous network drug baron by the nickname “Ask the living people.”
For a long time he fought for power with his younger brother Copipast.
With the support of the military group, "[Link will appear after moderate check]" won several loud victories at Giza (and other well-known territories).
However, the insidious brother attracted to his side the most powerful army from the kingdom of Wikipedia, which put an end to the long interpersonal war. (Here historians in some confusion – whether it ended, whether it ended, or maybe it ended)
It is not entirely understandable the role of their sister Imho in this whole story. The researchers agree that this lady at different times was on the side of one brother or another.
But there is evidence that to this day, somewhere in the hidden corners of the web, the clever and twisted Imho is gathering forces to strike a sudden blow to the throne and start a new era – an era of universal love and understanding.

Russians: Are you not married yet? Why is?
German: Are you married? Why Why?! to

The unexpected arrival of mentions

fielzz
Bob shouted everything in the closet.

fielzz
In the competition in which it was all this seemed a good idea.)

We answered:
>> I don’t care what kind of car a young man has,
>> does he have an iPhone and other stuff.
>> I don’t need expensive gifts, restaurants and the like.

> and so on! I didn’t say anything about the member!!! to

How did she say? What is "A"? and ;)

News on Yandex
The musicians of the band "Underwood" laid apples to the branch of the tomb of one of the symbols of the era of Steve Jobs.

After his death, he opened his new office.