A friend is working in the police.They and their partner go into a bombardment. My son and father are sleeping there. Both are out of prison. The dog is healthy in bed. On the table of the crown squeezes some conserve. And their partner tries to wake them up with the words -"Hey you stalkers, get up!!!!!! )))))

My daughter, when she was 4 years old, once spotted me with people like this:
I do shopping in the store, a lot of people, the room is not very large... suddenly the package breaks...
I am (indignantly)
What is it called??????? to
Girl (happy and loud)
and the c!!!! to
He thinks and adds.
Well or how... I don’t know all your adult words yet.

There was silence in the store for a few moments, and then everything was like a whirlwind.

The news:
Japan intends to thoroughly discuss with Russia territorial issue
The commentary:
So let’s discuss with the Japanese the division of Hokkaido. I was convinced, fucking.)

A year ago, I picked up a cat feeding a dog. Now there is a mutant living in my house who wears shoes, bites his legs, makes sounds "рке-рке" and cheers with his tail ring.

News: Former porn actress Sasha Gray, who announced her departure from the adult industry a few months ago, took part in a charity project Read Across America, in which stars read books out loud to first-class students. The initiative of Sasha Gray outraged the parents of schoolchildren.
The teacher killed my first...

Q: Is it happening in the world?
y: "Nokia wrapped the screen around the smartphone"
X: It sounds like an eye on the ass stretched.

xxh: I approach Oleg and say with a mysterious voice: "In the weekend it must be healthy and strong," and he: "I won't bear a coward." Do you know how damn it is?

My brother was in a hop-stop yesterday. In the evening, dark, one comes in front of two from behind, as usual begins a stupid divorce, but the brother is not in the first, beats the first in the tower and on the debris, behind the runway hears a scream.
What if the goats smell...

I am standing at the crossroads, watching a man walking and asking for something from everyone. Here he fits me. I think about sending him a message until he starts saying:
The Senator! Help the veterans of the fight against alcohol!
After I laughed for half a minute and gave him all the little things.

Natashenka: Welcome, and how much about a machine can cost, a tokarno-fresher with CNC?
Are you yourself or a gift?

she(16:54:50 13/11/2011)
I don’t know what to wear at the concert.

he(16:55:47 13/11/2011)
You are all cowards and cowards.

she(16:55:54 13/11/2011)
:D
Why are they cowards? :)

he(16:56:41 13/11/2011)
There must be a mystery in a woman.

she(16:56:56 13/11/2011)
I thought it was a helmet.)

she(16:57:17 13/11/2011)
No, it’s a helmet. :D

Well, what manner is it to ask a question, listen to my long, understandable answer, not to understand and give:
In short, you don’t know, right?

G.: To my deepest regret, I am forced to stop the audience because I have to go out to negotiate with a business partner.
G.:Micha, I am ready to spit, chase in the counter for the timmod, or dacha will soon bury
G: Oh, not there

In Japan created a toilet on wheels
XXX is you. Wheel units have been produced by the Russian and Ukrainian automotive industry for many years.

xxx: In her interest it is written "to see Rome and die"
X: Can I send her Vitaly?
XXX is fucking
XXX in Italy

I was walking with a friend all night, drunk strongly, appeared at 6 a.m. She woke me up at 12 days with gentle smoothies and said that breakfast was ready.. it was pork with spaghetti under some sauce, coffee without sugar, but with cream, as I love, and yogurt. Next, a glass of dark beer with some sweet snack and an offer to choose a channel on TV. Heaven continued for the sweetest moment in my life, after which she left me in rest. And I was so insupportably ashamed of my behavior, for that bloated night I don't know where. Because I wasn’t with my beloved. for letting her sleep alone... I might make her an offer

I sit and don’t touch anyone. From the neighboring department:
You guys, you are healthy!!!! Zdo-ro-ven-ny baaaag!! A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!!! to

Rocky, who am I working with?

Well, good night, I’m fucking fuck! and :-*
Let’s go, it’s useful ?
I have described myself!
With a relief! It is ?
Fuck... Fuck...

I am going to work. I put my shirt in my pants so tight that I can’t raise my hands. And there is a thought - and suddenly an omon will break into the office, telling everyone:"Hands up!!", and I can’t get up and I’ll be shot... I made a shirt for release...

XHH: And to the note:
Being drunk, in London, when your bus runs out of the circle into its left lane, which in the rest of Europe is considered a meeting point.
In general, it is not necessary to scream to the driver "A-a-a-a, wisdom, what are you doing? You’re going to kill them all!"
XHH: They still don’t understand Russian.