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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №56492
 15.11.2011
A friend is working in the police.They and their partner go into a bombardment. My son and father are sleeping there. Both are out of prison. The dog is healthy in bed. On the table of the crown squeezes some conserve. And their partner tries to wake them up with the words -"Hey you stalkers, get up!!!!!! )))))

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №56491
 15.11.2011
My daughter, when she was 4 years old, once spotted me with people like this:
I do shopping in the store, a lot of people, the room is not very large... suddenly the package breaks...
I am (indignantly)
What is it called??????? to
Girl (happy and loud)
and the c!!!! to
He thinks and adds.
Well or how... I don’t know all your adult words yet.

There was silence in the store for a few moments, and then everything was like a whirlwind.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56490
 15.11.2011
The news:
Japan intends to thoroughly discuss with Russia territorial issue
The commentary:
So let’s discuss with the Japanese the division of Hokkaido. I was convinced, fucking.)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №56489
 15.11.2011
A year ago, I picked up a cat feeding a dog. Now there is a mutant living in my house who wears shoes, bites his legs, makes sounds "рке-рке" and cheers with his tail ring.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56488
 15.11.2011
News: Former porn actress Sasha Gray, who announced her departure from the adult industry a few months ago, took part in a charity project Read Across America, in which stars read books out loud to first-class students. The initiative of Sasha Gray outraged the parents of schoolchildren.
The teacher killed my first...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №56487
 15.11.2011
Q: Is it happening in the world?
y: "Nokia wrapped the screen around the smartphone"
X: It sounds like an eye on the ass stretched.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56486
 15.11.2011
xxh: I approach Oleg and say with a mysterious voice: "In the weekend it must be healthy and strong," and he: "I won't bear a coward." Do you know how damn it is?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56485
 15.11.2011
My brother was in a hop-stop yesterday. In the evening, dark, one comes in front of two from behind, as usual begins a stupid divorce, but the brother is not in the first, beats the first in the tower and on the debris, behind the runway hears a scream.
What if the goats smell...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №56484
 15.11.2011
I am standing at the crossroads, watching a man walking and asking for something from everyone. Here he fits me. I think about sending him a message until he starts saying:
The Senator! Help the veterans of the fight against alcohol!
After I laughed for half a minute and gave him all the little things.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56483
 15.11.2011
Natashenka: Welcome, and how much about a machine can cost, a tokarno-fresher with CNC?
Are you yourself or a gift?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56482
 15.11.2011
she(16:54:50 13/11/2011)
I don’t know what to wear at the concert.

he(16:55:47 13/11/2011)
You are all cowards and cowards.

she(16:55:54 13/11/2011)
:D
Why are they cowards? :)

he(16:56:41 13/11/2011)
There must be a mystery in a woman.

she(16:56:56 13/11/2011)
I thought it was a helmet.)

she(16:57:17 13/11/2011)
No, it’s a helmet. :D

[ + 89 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56481
 15.11.2011
Well, what manner is it to ask a question, listen to my long, understandable answer, not to understand and give:
In short, you don’t know, right?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56480
 15.11.2011
G.: To my deepest regret, I am forced to stop the audience because I have to go out to negotiate with a business partner.
G.:Micha, I am ready to spit, chase in the counter for the timmod, or dacha will soon bury
G: Oh, not there


[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56479
 15.11.2011
In Japan created a toilet on wheels
XXX is you. Wheel units have been produced by the Russian and Ukrainian automotive industry for many years.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56478
 15.11.2011
xxx: In her interest it is written "to see Rome and die"
X: Can I send her Vitaly?
XXX is fucking
XXX in Italy

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56477
 15.11.2011
I was walking with a friend all night, drunk strongly, appeared at 6 a.m. She woke me up at 12 days with gentle smoothies and said that breakfast was ready.. it was pork with spaghetti under some sauce, coffee without sugar, but with cream, as I love, and yogurt. Next, a glass of dark beer with some sweet snack and an offer to choose a channel on TV. Heaven continued for the sweetest moment in my life, after which she left me in rest. And I was so insupportably ashamed of my behavior, for that bloated night I don't know where. Because I wasn’t with my beloved. for letting her sleep alone... I might make her an offer

[ + 98 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56476
 15.11.2011
I sit and don’t touch anyone. From the neighboring department:
You guys, you are healthy!!!! Zdo-ro-ven-ny baaaag!! A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!!! to

Rocky, who am I working with?

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №56475
 15.11.2011
Well, good night, I’m fucking fuck! and :-*
Let’s go, it’s useful ?
I have described myself!
With a relief! It is ?
Fuck... Fuck...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №56474
 15.11.2011
I am going to work. I put my shirt in my pants so tight that I can’t raise my hands. And there is a thought - and suddenly an omon will break into the office, telling everyone:"Hands up!!", and I can’t get up and I’ll be shot... I made a shirt for release...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №56473
 15.11.2011
XHH: And to the note:
Being drunk, in London, when your bus runs out of the circle into its left lane, which in the rest of Europe is considered a meeting point.
In general, it is not necessary to scream to the driver "A-a-a-a, wisdom, what are you doing? You’re going to kill them all!"
XHH: They still don’t understand Russian.

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