I sell a large wooden computer table. Multifunctional, nice, home table!Very communicative! He loves people! I would leave it for myself, but moving forces you to break up with a friend! The price for such a large piece of happiness is only 550 UAH -the money will go to develop tables in another city!Do not be unhealthy, shelter others!

There comes a wicked nurse who dreamed of catching the girl on non-compliance with the prohibitions.

You do not mind writing about honey to a sister who wanted your wife and your child not to burn alive! Do you know what kinds of hospitals are? And how do a dozen other teasers have to influence it?
The Hate.

"accidentally inserted a charger in the usb and crushed the mother"
The fucking barbarians.
For some reason, children are not brought to the hospital with the words: you know, I wanted to help the child eat, but accidentally pushed a spoonful into his ass at the very hand, now he does not want to eat.

My vibrator doesn’t work!
M: Is it worth it?

In Russia, everyone believes in the end of the world 21.12.2012
...
They continue to celebrate the New Year.

About the weather in Moscow and not only: I seem to have understood what the coming end of the world will be. If last time there was a great flood, this time there will be a great flood. By the 21st of December, just sleep all and all the same layer :)

Why is Peter right away?
yyy: if you look at it, then on the video you can see that on the edges of the road part is a rebrick and not a border

Finish the proverb: The further into the forest...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

serg_kiev: The icon during the famous parade on November 7 stood towards Red Square a little further away from the mausoleum. And the soldiers, passing by and honoring Stalin, immediately took off their hats and were baptized.
Garik64: I’ll tell you more. The war began because the Russians excavated the tomb of Tamerlan and released an ancient curse. Hitler almost won, as Skorzeny took Shambhala to the Reich in full composition. However, the NKVD agent Rerich managed to make invisible amendments to the spells of the Book of the Dead used by the wise men of Shambhala. This reduced the combat effectiveness of the "Reich", "Adolf Hitler" and "Deadhead" divisions. In addition, the British beat Rommel, who was looking for Copy of fate in the Middle East and captured him. The copy was handed over to Stalin and on the Kursk bow was launched into battle as part of the tank column "Dmitry Donskoy", created with the means of the RPC. In the last attempt to reverse the course of the war, Annerbe opened the tomb of the Nibelung and obtained the Hammer of the Torah. But it was late. Mongolian soldiers have taken the original Book of Change from China. This allowed the specialists to determine the coordinates of the laboratory preparing the hammer for use. The trigrams pointed to Dresden.

Arhangel_Chita: But imagine that in 22 days you will die! What would we do?
Archbishop is back.

You have tried to fold the puzzles on 3000 elements. Not going up? You want to make life happen.

Before you start dating a girl, learn to feel like a dude that "should have guessed"

There was a tradition in the Teutonic knights once - to go with the whole pig in visit.

On the radio said that the MKAD in the east is completely paralyzed. interruption
from Kashirka to Nosovichinsky highway - 20 km, the average speed does not exceed 4 (!) km/h, travel time - more than 5 (!) The clock. The leader joked about this:
In 1812, Napoleon arrived in Moscow. He would
He saw the MKAD, crossed himself, and voluntarily sent himself to the island.
The Holy Helena)

XXX: Did you hear it? I mean, I made a proposal to Lenka. ?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY What about drunk? ) He is afraid of marriage like a fire.
XXX is ?
XXX is no. The thing was... We fell to them after the event on Tuesday, and Lenka fed us – borscht, there, purple with goulashik, well. And Vadik looks at her like that, looks with the eyes of a calf, and suddenly, like a whimper, Lank, come out for me, right? Well, you know yourself, Vadik the only thing he sees hot is the doširak and the pelmeni.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
xxx: Chocho, broke the Vadik 3.14zdy and said so that he marries on the lanka.
yyy: lol, and she didn’t fuck his cage??))
XXX is NO! He stood and smiled. Wedding in February.

Did you know that there are machines in Japan where you can buy a car?
WOW: No, but I know there are cars in Mexico where you can buy a machine!

The Workers wake up.
XXX: Our Pasha sits and calls the supplier thoughtfully. And he does not take the telephone for a long time, in general, Pashe is tired of it and with the words "Well, he is on @#$!" he almost puts the telephone and at this moment you can hear how the telephone supplier still has time to say "And you are there too";.

I work in the perinatal center of Sisadmin. Today, from mid-tenth to tenth, eight women brought one after another. The thought does not leave my head.

There would be no violence in my country.
YYY: And women would show on the first request, right?
Zzz: Why would they hide their breasts in an ideal country?

xxx: Interesting, and soon will appear programs such as "fashioned sentence" on computer themes?
HH: It will be a lot more interesting!
WOW: What’s interesting there?
- Hello Elena, your boss Alexander sent you to us for the broadcast, he says that you are a dwarf.
I... I... I... I can make tables in Excel and download music.
Okay, you are Elena’s day.
Ohhhhhhhhhh :(
- and don't have to do a sad face, we will give you 40k now and you will go to collect your computer, and your boss will help you, we will watch you, remember.
xxx: *after 2 hours* - Well, what is this Elena, well what motherboard you took with DDR2 slots, OMG she also took a video sapphire under her, oh can't you daylight, you could screw a card with screws instead of such a motherboard, now our experts will show you how you should. Vassula, show them
Siss stands up. admin Vasya in a sweater, with a beard and a shaft, begins to collect computers and explains where to get involved and why they chose these components, everyone claps and rejoices.
I'd like to watch this show :DDD