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If in St. Petersburg, a strawberry is a strawberry, then a manna is a manna? and"
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Everything is right. A hat - a hat, a spoon - a bed, a barrel - a barrel, a cat - a basket, etc.

It is...

I wonder about vodka.

<Tap> In Prague English is heard more often than in Moscow - cultural Russian.
<Tap> However, the cultural Russian language in Prague is also heard more often X)

Kiev has no luck with the mayor. Did you hear what Klitschko betrayed? Traveling in the subway, he says, does not travel: as there was one token, so it will remain.
YYY: They are funny. My son will never get such a fist. He honestly and frankly says: "The journey will be expensive, expensive and expensive".

Today just made my day happy a boy of three or four)) He ran after his parents and shouted "Stand up, yuk makalök!! I can’t beat fast! My mouth is shrinking!!and "

Mission to work at sea.
I wanted to see the sunset, but it worked. I wanted to see the dawn, but I slept.
I have never seen the sea.

I did a good job today!
A woman approached me at the parking lot and asked to take her to the children's home.
Didn’t you tell her that you’ve got two weeks?? to

here here :

Not that I often watch porn, but out of a dozen employees, half I have already found porn twins.

You have to get married, Barry, or at least find a girlfriend.

here here :

There is no worse creature in the office than chickens sitting on a diet. You offer to share lunch with them"No, thank you, I have a cucumbers (cabbage, salad, pumpkin)". But! StOit one day does not appear in the office-all, the refrigerator is empty. Yesterday surpassed themselves - a bank of caviar, cheese cheese, bread and a piece of cane - a small piece, but a pig. I was stuck to work with the complete confidence that my chicks just crashed.Now everything, let me crash, but eat everything I brought. The diet is diet, no.

Instead, all of them were eaten by the men who were delayed at work in the evening.
I think they were genuinely grateful to you for harch.

So what do you know about polite people who close the door behind them? Have you watched the movie Escape from the Show? So there the main character when escaped through the trap, the entrance to it glued a poster! And glued for all 4 corners with a sticky tape (leukoplast?)!

Pavly

Boltali with a friend on Skype, left for 5 minutes to talk to a girlfriend, returned after an hour... tired voice from the laptop:
I waited so long for you that I could find porn on YouTube.

Did you notice that once you updated the phrase "everything", which is another stereotype in terms of behavior of girls, the guys began to speak it much more often? And "type in a joke". But we really know...

In the kitchen, my mother-in-law had two sponges only for plates—for the side of the table and for the side of the table. In the bathroom for each person there were 5 towels - for hands, face, legs, intimate places and a common for the shower. I remember trying my older man’s towels at home. He was very confused about the question and said:"-no... my.. and Sanino"

Good dogs go to a dog paradise. The cats that wasted in the shoes, there too.

"...in fact, it’s usually not the same neighbor’s debt... but we write down on our specific neighbor"
Not a bad attempt, neighbor. But we all know it’s you.

XHH: There is a meeting. The strict chief roars the girl:
I need to report quickly, the time is coming.
One of the employees cannot withstand and continues...
I am aging.

There is no worse creature in the office than chickens sitting on a diet. You offer to share lunch with them"No, thank you, I have a cucumbers (cabbage, salad, pumpkin)". But! StOit one day does not appear in the office-all, the refrigerator is empty. Yesterday surpassed themselves - a bank of caviar, cheese cheese, bread and a piece of cane - a small piece, but a pig. I was stuck to work with the complete confidence that my chicks just crashed.Now everything, let me crash, but eat everything I brought. The diet is diet, no.

Never do harm to others at the expense of yourself.

The group of hyens is led by the alpha female. With her hypertrophic clitoris, she ritually carries males in ways not intended for this by nature. And she constantly terrorizes the female so that because of stress they could not give birth and she was out of competition.
In women’s groups, it is about the same.

xxx: A colleague sits behind a neighbor's comp in the headphone and pretends to be discussing something important on Skype.
xxx: Once in a few minutes such "Yes, thank you I understood", "Yes, it looks like a truth", "No, maybe it’s still too early to deploy for the test"
XXX: from the headphones
XXX: "Tony! What is? Look at the dog. How does this look at the dog?"
xxx: And this with a serious face like "We will develop a unit test"))
xxx: I can’t, I and Dima are in the voice.)

About the self-impulsion :

The scandal erupted during the daily sanitary check, when the inspector asked about the quality of the meat offered. The variety of meat indicated on the price list did not correspond to the variety that was on the window. This led to further investigation, which revealed additional facts. It turned out that in the last 3 years, about 3 tons of pork has been sold under the guise of beef to Muslim buyers.

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