Again, the unforgettable Ambrose Ambroisevich escaped with his unsatisfied stomach cadastre." - Unfortunately, it is not on this resource of unforgettable classics to quote. I hold my hand with respect.

Shakherezada said: “Don’t forget that the history of human development is the history of sexual harassment that has been crowned with success.

The acquaintance works as an accountant in the office N. Her job is to conduct all kinds of documents, bills, etc. In the famous 1C.
The office is small, the budget is small, the computers are old.
So it happened that 1C-ka on her PC took the mode of "topping" for a few minutes. You have to work!
The girl realized that even if the "picture" was hanging - the form itself works normally and the data is killed! Well, she filled it using Tab and Enter. Over time, she got stuck in the matter. When the program resurrected...
One day, the director visited the accounting office and was confused by the following scene: a young accountant drinks coffee cups, dropping on a chair, and on the monitor - the 1C form fills itself, is carried out and goes where it needs to be!

People’s Unity Day is the day when the power of billions tells the poor Russians that they are one people.

I go into the room with a girl, she is knocking something behind the compass.
D is fucking. No is! No is! Stand up! The cancellation!
I – what happened?
Damn, I didn’t get into Amigo.

xxx: Today, a person who stood overnight or the type of one in line for a new phone, which in a couple of weeks can be taken with delivery to the office, asked me if it wasn’t worthwhile for me to spend precious time reading articles about the setup and hidden capabilities of Android, because you can take a “normal device” where everything from scratch. I found nothing to answer.

Patented names are:
- Meat-containing product "Led next to meat"
Products containing raw materials "Extrapecia saw the milk pipeline".

here here :
As a professor of philosophy sees the fault of the car, only when the wheel has crashed, the wheel has crashed or does not start - so we only under Gorbachev realized that something was wrong, and only under Yeltsin - that shit.

and lol. Yeltsin himself was a fucker, and to himself, and to those who happened to be nearby.
Z is. We have not forgotten how he begged with tears in his eyes not to drive him out of the CPSU, and the false promise not to carry out reforms at the expense of the people, and to put his head on the rails when prices rise.

The whole essence of our company is obvious: there is always expensive liquid soap, lavender air refresher and expensive dense single-use paper towels in the sorting hall. But every time, every time I want to go in to fuck, there is no toilet paper in the cabins.
In general, employees are divided into three categories: the first check the resources before the start of work (and keep their spare roll of paper in their desk), the second - in the course of the process heroically find a solution using the available funds (seeing that there is no paper, take towels in the hall and scratch their ass with them). Third ones first themselves, and then on the phone ask for resources (paper) from the first.
Does this third help?
XHH: I don’t know how you do – and we don’t refuse to help our bosses.

For some reason I have never encountered an iPhone user singing or insulting his iPhone.

There were two iPhones (both gifts, so I had to use). How they wasted me, to remember disgustingly. When the second, finally, died, I was delighted to buy a good Android smartphone that does everything I need and exactly the way I need it. I will not go back to the iPhone for any carpet.

with d3, discussion of the photo of a wild cat with a wicked eye:
yyy1: the cat is very large, it is not visible
YYY2: Put the lighthouse box next to you, right?
YYY3: Judging by the mouth, he can ask for smoking himself.

Little-known fact: The Bolsheviks did not overthrow the Tsar, but took power from the young, newly born bourgeois democracy.

and exooman:
All interpersonal prairies are strictly in the LS. Everything else will be removed first, then removed with a warning, and then removed with a ban.

Stanpy: Let me correct the discussion. Prérias are such grassy plains in North America. There are still mustangs running and the Indians live in the figwams.

Exooman: ugu, a low gift

and exooman:
All interpersonal discussions are strictly in the LS. Everything else will be removed first, then removed with a warning, and then removed with a ban.

try_out:Prime then, not debate, I apologize

exooman: even lower gift, corrected so that immediately forward

and exooman:
All interpersonal discussions are strictly in the LS. Everything else will be removed first, then removed with a warning, and then removed with a ban.

try_out: Fuck, leave the prey better :D

I have my eyes! 😉

Exooman: I am an artist, I see it!

With the new phone, I master new technologies. Especially Android Pay.
I went to the store late at night. The box alone. The turn.
The cashier asks "cash or card?"
I attach the phone to the terminal and the cashier joyfully prints the check.
The treasurer and the line looked at me so that I felt like I wasn’t David Copperfield, not a witch in the Middle Ages.
I decided to shut down sooner, until no one burned the fire at the exit.
iKOCTEP

Eeee :
I was once told by a manager in the MTS salon to say goodbye: "You will be called in a week and asked to evaluate my work. Press the button from 1 to 10. You, please, press the button 9, 10 — no need, because some customers miss, one is pressed, and the knob is not pressed, one is obtained.

That is, are you so miserable that you have a telephone in the same room where you sleep? People usually have separate bedrooms.

Are you so poor that you have a telephone? In real people, sound and image have long been transmitted directly to the brain. No matter what you get there...

Not in which year decided to honor the accidentally exposed militant.

Patsan was never called a sportsman in 1990 immediately in the army special forces. In six months, he did not learn to shoot or handshake. Then, over the summer, a pumped schoolgirl, the daughter of a part, made a "rembo" of it. In two years, he won all the army competitions of the CIS. After dumbing in a pair with a friend (naturally, also a former special forces officer) began to drain local authorities in a small southern town. Then to Peter. Then in Moscow.

In this case:
Not going to the gym.
Not going to Tyr

No and what? Only from the age of 3 years begins to engage in martial arts. Sports shooting at 10.

The Tupper

>> For some reason I have never encountered an iPhone user singing or insulting his iPhone, but those who do not use Apple products, but constantly falling on it are constantly met. Envy the silence.

For days, fucking, people are pressing for, fucking, the phone, fucking! On the phone, fucking, which a little later can just be bought in the store or on the Internet. Are you jealous here? What a fucking? Maybe explain who?

Okay for iPhones, the iPhone is at least a little bit, but the resemblance of the PC, the network will slide many. When seven-hour queues are formed for some church relic brought for a couple of days, while other relics in local churches and monasteries lie all year round, the posers of religion are completely ignored, it is no longer fun to laugh at the line after the gadgets.

of advertising. A girl from a medical center calls.
A: Hi to you. Medical center med_name, a special offer for you.
Sorry, but you mistaken the number.
Silence for 5 seconds and hang the phone.