Geliosun: Who gets up early is, unfortunately, not me

Best gift: 10 $50 bills wrapped in 30 $100 bills
YYY straight to Chekhov - in a gift everything should be beautiful

Kondrat: No matter how cool, I am a sex giant!
Dimon DJS: The Sex Giant... The Cleaner of the 10th Class, what?

A friend came to an interview at night.
I send him an SMS in the morning. Should you jump?
Friend’s answer: You can already start...I’ve fallen asleep :)

Students on the bus:
A: He is 26, and he has no prestigious job or money.
B: Well, Onegin has a estate, but Chatsky has nothing at all.

I go to the public toilet, I approach the pissuara and just started to "drop", as the navigator (in the pocket was lying), the fox, "heated", and the whole room as announced: "Connection with satellites! andquot; The boys who were there were hit.

xxx(24.01.2011 19:31:28): the mandets... the district of the Saratov region, in connection with the fall of a large snow, asks drivers to observe the rules of traffic.. it's shit how?

One of the directors burned. She grew up as a very ideological child. When she learned that her native grandfather was neither a pioneer nor a Octoberman, she was very upset. I approached my mother and seriously asked her how she now treats her grandfather after that! My mother nodded her head and said it was the same as before. Grandfather is not at all to blame that pioneers and octopus in his childhood has not yet been! and :-)

I found an advertisement on one and job search sites:
Correct grammar and spelling errors on VKontakte, Facebook, etc.
Cheap, price depending on the filling of the page"

Martha (Lena) Syroegkina (Oripeu) from Minsk! Please write to me in the aska, in the mail or anywhere! I am very missing! I cannot find you anywhere! Your animal...

Please go ahead, maybe you will see it here. thanks

Do we start studying from the next semester?and :)

It became known the amount that will be paid by the sponsors of Vitaly Petrov for the participation of the Russian driver in Formula 1 20 million euros.
I think we have found the money that the government has allocated to support Autovaz.

A month without a girl is uncomfortable.
Two months is just shit.
3 months - severe nervous tension
4 months - I begin to get erotic
5 months of hard porn
6 months - removed everything, put Linux =(

BOJIOCATOE_4YDO

oleum (21:01:19 24/01/2011)
By the way, I figured out how to get him to go... we need him to buy us a ticket.)

oleum (21:01:32 24/01/2011)
The fucking gap 😉

<Prelest> well what is the problem, like a normal guy, earns the norm
<Lady_L> the problem is that he’s fucking fucking!
<Prelest> well you love it :-*
<Lady_L> I just can’t even explain to you how fucking he is.
<Lady_L> well, for example...
<Lady_L> I complained a year ago that without a car it’s hard. No special expectations in principle.
<Lady_L> on my birthday he stole a Ford Focus from a friend and pulled it to me for a visit!! to
<Prelest> hrenase knight... I would like to
<Lady_L> ah fucking, I’m now afraid of talking about children.
<Lady_L> or suddenly he’s going to me too.

by C HABRA:

by Robotex,
Blue is rarely found in nature.

by Gromka,
Especially in the sky.

Why don’t everyone sleep?
Why are we all sleeping? :)

The brother decided to joke, carefully signing the last two chicken eggs in the left, right pot.
How did he know that this morning a neighbor would come to us and ask a couple of eggs for our husband’s breakfast?

Ukraine will receive 124 million dollars from the United States for the development of democracy
The most brilliant comment:
#13 Agriculture
Sold out!!! to

I sit down in the monitor. My mother comes from work. Asks: "What is this sad?" I answer, on the machine, without thinking: "the grass has ended." Mother, mentally being somewhere on her wave: "To you to pour away?"
After half a second, two eyes meet "O_o"