Description of the film. A real movie.

South Ural Television correspondent Larisa comes to a village whose inhabitants caught a snowman. He breaks the branch and pulls the girl with him, then feeds her mushrooms, as a result, the girl begins to understand the yeti speech. He first rescues her from the police and then leads her to meet her parents. Yeti first appears to be Abrashka, and then says that he likes the name Vanechko more.
However, it turns out that in fact the Snowman is married, and his wife Jeanne is not burning with the desire to get acquainted with her husband's new passion. Vanetka claims they have no children, so he hopes that Larisa will give him an heir. Larisa is first upset by the prospect of using her as a female, but then gets used to life in the house of the snowman. But Vanechka begins to stole - first steals vodka from people and gets drunk, then robs the police UAZik, on which he chases through the forest. Meanwhile, Larisa and Jeanne struggle to find common topics for communication.
One day, Vanya and Jeanne give Larisa an interview, after which they promise to take her to the people. Eventually, Yeti writes a love message to the girl, which, however, turns out to be false, as much of what he has said before. In the meantime, the snowmen are attacking the hunters.

Ekaterina
Do you know how to download Word on Vista?

Alexander is
Do you know how to smash powder on your cheek?

C Dairy (Morito Akira)
My father put his car in the garage. Half an hour later, he screams at the phone:
I am stuck! I can’t get out of the garage. I got into chocolate! I do not know what to do! of AAAA!

It turned out that on the panel under the smoker he had a large tile of bitter chocolate. The oven worked: the chocolate was all dissolved. His father looked at him with his hand and everything. and panic. Remove nothing, the jacket on the back seat. He got out of the car, the chocolate immediately froze and froze. He stood there for fifteen minutes – mated, all called.

Now the entire passport, the phone, the dashboard, the salon – all in chocolate.
The smoker was broken, as his father, defiled, stuck inside. The smell of boiling chocolate, and the smoker died.

After consulting, they decided that for the night a ice cream chocolate will be formed with a filling of a passport, a phone and several lighters, and then it will be able to open it, because of the fact that it is not available. The panic causes the father to panic.

Yesterday I left the dentist - to say "thank you" the tongue does not turn, to say "goodbye"- TERRIBLE!

The Cat:

The cat struck the last condom in the house. This man wants a brother...
c) Yellow

Go on to people.

How are you on the personal front?
Like a wild in the north.
YYYY :?? to
XXX is lonely.

and Siberia. January 2012. The midnight. The frost. A small snow.
I am in the warm house by the window. Temperature is minus 36.
In the courtyard on the bench, under the light of the lamp, sits a girl in a pantyhose and a clothed hat.
Next to the two long-lined guys, in light winter jackets, in turn, on the turnip perform exercises.
They talk about something. Comments on the tournament. They laugh.
well well.
Truth is good.
The street is minus 36!! to

The walk, softly speaking, was lengthy. When everyone got a drink from Vitalik, he wanted to eat, and as a result somehow unnoticed moved to the apartment of the girlfriend of Vitalik (she lives nearby). I sit in the kitchen and smoke. The girl-maid of the apartment comes in, followed by her boyfriend, already "no". She starts making coffee, gets more cookies, and so on. The guy looks at her, and suddenly gives out with a drunk and jealous voice:
I didn’t understand it, shit!! Why are you behaving so masterly here? How do you know where sugar and cups lie? Do you come here so often?! to
She is:
Nothing that I live here?
O O O O O!!! Which...?! to
This is my house, fool. We came here two hours ago.

Commentary on the news of the explosion at House-2:
and the explosions. Not right that. And immoral, there still people work and participate. For the correct sample, you need a sniper to see where you are shooting."

The xxx :
Why do most people in the world choose Islam?

Eeee :
It just seems to you! The majority of the world’s population chooses the AK-47!

XXX: How to find the root of the discriminant?
YYY: the root of the discriminant!
XXX is fucking

The fucking guys are biting naked!!!! to
Lav: No, it’s all okay, just a cat in a bag of cloves...

The cat struck the last condom in the house. This man wants a brother...
c) Yellow

My cat is so rough that it plays with bricks.

7:33) XXX: Fuck, I’m a sheep :(
YYY: Can you also spit on your back? and :)

aaa: the instructor in our auto schools is a pipet, the instructor did not teach me anything, on the highway alone, we go around the city - he sleeps lying, constantly smokes every five minutes, on the phone cracks and s*at runs into the bushes constantly and everything... caroche just provided me with a car to work out theoretical knowledge on his own, but neither, I gave up, I drive myself and everything is okay, I work on the car and there was no curiosity, apparently this is given at the genetic level, who is in the subway to ride and top the legs, and who is driving the king)))

BBB: Rather, the instructor did so because you were driving normally. And if the trainee is an obvious baklawn, then the instructor does not sleep, but smokes and crashes right in the car.

I love you very much, you know?
YYY: is it true?
xxx: not
I want to fuck you, I will divorce you.
xxx: I will fuck you about the moon from the sky and the apartment on the cottage
yyy: you will be good fuck - I listen, I will give and I will not notice)
XXX: Listen to me
xxx: All celestial bodies are initially assigned some effort, and they do not lose it solely because they are in the vacuum, but even in the vacuum there is a microscopic fraction - microscopic dust, etc., there is no absolute emptiness.
so that the effort is gradually wasted and sooner or later becomes too small, the moon will gradually begin to lower its orbit around the earth and eventually fuck straight on us) so that if you do me a favor and do not leave me for a few billions of years, the moon from the sky I guarantee you)
Q: How did your legs move?

Food gives me unparalleled pleasure.
Is it better than sex?
Sex, of course, is better, but eating more!
Do you want to equate them by quantity?
Do you offer me to have sex or go on hunger strike?

My girlfriend came to work as a secretary. Everything is great and resume, and accompanying, and recommendations, and appearance. The next day...I wanted to call again, and make a job offer. I give it to my assistant...he after a while runs in and just screams.
You have read
Yes Yes
Do we call anyway? You are brave!! to

at the end of the resume where the additional information goes was written by hand (manifested inks)

"You will stick, I will plant" General, father

I go from the subscriber.Conversation of daughter(D) (years 5 not more) and mother(M):
Do you want to bring the cat home?
M: No, I can not.
D: And why, because she is constantly crawling and crawling?
M: Yes
Q: So let’s take the dog?
M: No, we will not take a dog.
D: Is it because he’s crawling and crawling too?
M: Yes
D: then let’s get the fish, they’re quiet and crawl only into the aquarium.