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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №42232
 25.01.2011
Lirououououououu
the jacket on the danchiki sits up ppc, calls me here davecha, grit "what do you do in the evening?"I thought probably a guest wants to go or where to go, and he offered me to dance all night together )))

Priestly
!! byHe is also a perverted man as he writes to me in aska - Come to me, you will play dances, and I will break up.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №42231
 25.01.2011
In addition, the mouse M515 is designed specifically for working on the couch. Its body moves freely on soft surfaces - blanket, blanket, clothing.

The chances of getting up from the couch are getting smaller.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №42230
 25.01.2011
They have a Titanic, and we have a mammoth on the ice. And he survived. And all because I didn’t have to fuck in the truck, but to look for my mom.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42229
 25.01.2011
The Google Answers:

How do you know if a girl is in love with you or not?
y: put her a sodium pentate and ask her

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42228
 25.01.2011
I bought the pills on the plane so that it didn’t get sick or sick. I read side effects: nausea, vomiting...
Here is where it is...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42227
 25.01.2011
The meeting was held today at the Ministry of Health at the FGU of Labor Protection. Four reports, three reporters press start with a photo of Medvedev - the president said, the president adopted a decree...
And my report begins with a picture of the house!
I was remembered :)

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42226
 25.01.2011
Serving in the Navy. We are looking forward to what a tough Moscow Commission with Gen. The Headquarters. For centuries, we used soap and toilet paper. I sit down, wash out a different amount of paper from each roll and wash out every piece of soap, as if they were already used :) Our army is invincible!

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №42225
 25.01.2011
The xxxxx:
Can you call a person a fool who in the questionnaire, in the column with the inscription "NO FILL", wrote "good"?))))))))))

YYYYYYY:
can be called a fool of a person who makes a questionnaire in which there is a column "not to fill out"!!!!!))))))))))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42224
 25.01.2011
Mr. Ken: What kind of car do you have?
Ne1my: And I have two cars. Both are mommy. Washing and laundry.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42223
 25.01.2011
We stayed with my aunt. Time of 4.33. I go out to smoke, I go back... the door shuts. I also thought: "It is necessary to close quickly, so that it is not so noisy."" He fell on the hangover, scratched all the clothes from the cockroaches, dropped the box with the keys, while he got up, clinging to the door of the closet, scratched the door with the cockroaches.
I am good! The door quietly closed!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №42222
 25.01.2011
From baby.ru
I remember my daughter waking up (she slept separately in her bed) descended and walked around the apartment until I opened my eyes, she didn’t touch me. But she did things, chewed: she pulled out and mixed all the crops, one day found my mask, everything that was possible in the house - smashed, only then I learned: it was in the tube, the mask, a lot, one time my husband (he was still a student at the time) was pumped in boots, until now the mystery of how she managed to do so, generally managed a lot while my mother slept.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42221
 25.01.2011
I get out of myself quickly, sharply and in the face!

c) NektO_o

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42220
 25.01.2011
How not to have fun.
Do not use the internet
settled in our house.
A wonderful neighbor!! to

Thanks for the wifi!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №42219
 25.01.2011
(The girl works in the FMS department)
YYYY :
We were told by the chef to make a journal of reviews.If you don't read the cover, you can think what reviews about the sauna. Type good collective, service at the top level, cute girls thank you I am satisfied.a one guy wrote in general cap phone number and next "no call me someone"

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42218
 25.01.2011
Remember those men, one cut with pasta, and the other with soap. So, today I cut my elbow XD

[ + 99 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42217
 25.01.2011
I bought a new toothpaste. The first three days are unpleasant feelings. 3-7 days - the taste of mint. 7 days - two weeks - a pleasant refreshing smell... I think as if in a couple of months I did not sell the apartment for another tube...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №42216
 25.01.2011
Echo: Day, I drove on the track yesterday, again saw a guy who goes with a healthy bag
Echo: and until the next city of 40 km, this is for people?
Day: And he is not going to the city, it is someone settler launched to found a new city, and in the bag he has reps.)))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №42215
 25.01.2011
I bought my first computer in a store, where on one side of the room composts were collected, and on the other hand the collector was selling children's food. I asked him about one maternity plate, and just at this moment a young family with a baby came into the store for baby food. And here’s how he described it to me, along with a step to serve children’s food buyers:
“Imagine a little boy, a devil who was born without a sleeve and no legs. He has these hands, his legs, he tries to walk, and they fall off...
It was interesting to see the expression of the family’s face.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №42214
 25.01.2011
Discussion of the article on rubber "bubbles"
xxx (22:41:30 24/01/2011)
They’re beautiful dolls, they’re alive. They will talk soon.
yyy (22:42:46 24/01/2011)
Oh, so you dive to it, you get the battle rope, you are going to start engaging in black magic, as suddenly "not today, the head hurts..." and psssssss, swells.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №42213
 25.01.2011
Anton, are you at home?
Y: Yes
You can eat the soup in the refrigerator.
There is no soup.
XXX: AAA yeah, I didn’t cook it.

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