bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59313
 28.01.2012
And the years go by... Bruce Willis in the last "Strong Nuts" seems not so old...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №59312
 28.01.2012
spider.ch: I have a mega idea, a device that will change our lives
Psyhister: The Destroyer of Dwarves?
spider.ch : No
SPIDER.CH: Although this is also an idea

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59311
 28.01.2012
35 years, a week of barking, I go to the post office for an order from an online store, knocking on the window: - girl, do you work?
Do you have Avon?

“Rucalyzo, it looks like that.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59310
 28.01.2012
Do you mainly use MacOS or Windows?
Chapter 22: Ameboo
111: What is Linux?
222 is skilled.
222: The violin
222 is fucking. Wendy
222: I'm sorry, the Iphone words blur
111: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
111: Iphone Kabbah suggests...
111: The imperfection of Winda. and :)
222: Honestly, the puppy itself wipes the words
Chapter 22: The Suffle!
11 I know. and :)
Chapter 22: The Iphone
222: He doesn’t even understand himself
Jobs always said that you have to guess what the user needs before the user realizes that he needs it.
111: Here is the result. and :)
111: The new definition of Winda. From the company Epel. A skillful violinist. It is :)
222: Okay, I will be here to swell up and rest.
111 to go. and :)
Chapter 22: Getting Rid of You!
111: Be careful with the electricity. • Do not crack. and 😉 😉

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59309
 28.01.2012
Students talk about change:
The people! How will it be in English?
The Crot!
Q: What about the French?
by La Crotte!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59308
 28.01.2012
On the way to school this morning,
I thought of one thing: no.
to go away, or to go crazy,
I go to bed and sleep.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59307
 28.01.2012
The news:
A British girl has only eaten nagets throughout her life.
From the age of two, the 17-year-old... has only eaten chicken nagets from McDonald's... Doctors are seriously afraid...... for her life. severe avitaminosis, anemia and inflamed tongue. But she does not give up... Indifferent mothers... Doctors... just inject her the substances necessary for the growing body.
The first comment:
Injection of liquids, I hope.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №59306
 28.01.2012
My son, 3 years old, is tired.
I am patient: has the capricorn come?
He said: Yes, it is capricious.
Husband: She will come, she will drive out Capricorn.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59305
 28.01.2012
R: How to live?
I: is continuing
R: And on a personal level?
I: On what personal level?
Boyfriend, herald friend?
I: Handsome friend
R is : )

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №59304
 28.01.2012
LSD: And I learned about menstruation in girls at the age of 15. I then invited a friend home for a cup of tea. Go kissing and hugging. I began to take persistent action and then she said to me, “Sasha, I’m sorry, my period started yesterday.

Well, I didn’t know what it was. I decided to try again in a month. I thought - once a month, so it goes a month.

And a month later I invited her home again to "watch TV". And only again began to crawl to the promise, as she again to me - Sasha, I have months now.

Here I couldn’t stand, I say to her – How is the monthly now, if the month has already passed since they started?? to

That is how I found out...

[ + 34 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59303
 28.01.2012
XX: I have the feeling that you go and go on your business, and behind it is always on the chickens steals a big JOPA - such, in human height, on small curved legs. Sometimes you catch up when you don’t wait. and seizes
WOW: Of course, she will then let go. You just feel your ears in the shit.
Zzz: I sometimes see a train coming out of the subway tunnel.
You wait for the train, as usual. Then suddenly the ass goes out!!! to
You’re in a hurry to work, and you have to come in.
XXX: or... from one tunnel (through the train) leaves JOPA, and on the same rails to meet her - a huge such PESEC flies out.
And both are so surprised how they divide you.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59302
 28.01.2012
@gapess: Judging by the new agreement, Google has no right but to anal comforts with me.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №59301
 28.01.2012
I was wondering why after midnight there are new forces doing all kinds of shit.
He launched the Heroes of Sword and Magic... and understood, to grind! >__<
The new day has begun -> a new portion of points of course!!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59300
 28.01.2012
I put myself up today. :P
mmm: o_o
Do you mean you just want sex from me now?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59299
 28.01.2012
You said you only have sex with smart people, right?
WOW: Well yes. First I get to know the beautiful ones, then I pick the smart ones, and then I get to have sex.
Oh yeah wow! I went to the third level!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59298
 28.01.2012
The beer departments "bbb" arrange the alcohol supply
I think I’ll go, I’ll take a half-pound on the spill.
Shizzy
When you buy 2 liters, you get another 1 litre as a gift.
Here are 3 liters of peach.
"I went off with such problems" yeah?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №59297
 28.01.2012
The xxx:
Internet Explorer 7
About the program:
...
Illegal reproduction or distribution of this program or part thereof entails civil and criminal liability.

YYYY :
We need to hang it immediately!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59296
 28.01.2012
@0mi4 The Ministry of Justice on its website popped the phones and wrote the phone of my office. I have been dealing with important public affairs all day.
@0mi4 Permitted to come immediately, send faxes, submit documents. I am a Category A officer.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59295
 28.01.2012
My son is 3.5 years. He thoughtfully says:
"I am often sick. Rhinitis does not pass. I cough all the time. And the nails grow"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №59294
 28.01.2012
VKontakte status at girl - The only guy I'll run for will scream "POSE HOPE, PLEASE"

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna