xxx: lol, throw it, you now when you go out with your phone from your fifth, it’s cheaper :D

This is typical of the IT-snippers. My acquaintances long laughed that my laptop (still used as a navigator) was more expensive than my car. Actually and why not? The car just needs to get to work in the heat, and you spend half of your life on the note.

A friend works at the city TEC as a mechanic. recently conducted a job survey and employees filled out a questionnaire.
On the question: "what does not please you in your work?", he replied - "the inability to fly into space" ))))

Sergey: yeah thank you)
Lily: You must be))
Sergey: I have one answer.
Sex or Thanks.
Agree to thank you
Maybe I want sex.)
Sergey Blin
I did not think about it.

What is the advertisement of the palm!! I have been sick for a month when I see the last clip of the ax, where a man from under his mouse fountains of sweat pour a girl’s face in a whirlwind smiley. Whose brain could have invented that?? to

KaliFka:I want to start running in spring: 0

I wonder if it is difficult.

<RA-02752>: A,you about it.nearly a year in the morning ran*JOKINGLY*

<RA-02752>: It is cool!

Are you tired afterwards quickly?

I want to try it in the morning.

<RA-02752>: You are what, what a tired! The mat of the seniors instantly gives you vigor for the whole day. :D

I love to write to girls with whom only 4to met immediately his unusual vision of the world,4to they could immediately understand with whom they will have to communicate...so here, when one girl read my letters immediately did not remove me and sent a pretty cute answer I immediately thought "Oh,related soul"...no(( it turned out she practices a psychiatrist...

I go in the car to work, I see an obstacle in the form of a lying policeman and instead of slowing down, I grabbed the steering wheel and removed my ass from the chair!

xxx: I have headphones some little "unusual" (or more accurately fucking) - they only work in a certain position of the wire
Usually I find this position and listen, and today I went to school, and it started.
In short, they somehow arranged so that when I walked with my left foot, music was playing, and when I walked with my right foot, it wasn’t.
YYY: And what about the feeling? :D
xxx: yes, I'm not bad, but people around were embarrassed to see me, fucking like this :D I went and mixed the music first
The rural DJ :)
xxx: and then all the way to the universe somehow jumped side by side, so that the music played XD

I saw real masochists this morning. Cleaners of one of the open metro stations, who fed on the platform of pigeons.

Controversy about counting:
What have you read lately?
The washing powder.
WOW :?O O O O
The node is combined)))

Maybe I’ll regret it tomorrow, but today, you’re going to fuck.

xxx:I just thought - if I cut the cable at the level of my window - it would be a little burning.

That's why I cut off the whole rope!

xxx to fuck! I got a resume of an accountant in EXCEL on my left mail!
xxx: is it kind of showing roughness right away??))
XXX: I wrote the answer.
Dear Lady Svetlana.
Summary in Microsoft Excel format is generally a fairy shit.
You would still paint in Paint'e.
Repeat in Word'e - potential employers will at least not immediately shrink.
YYY :D

>>>If NAHUY were written separately, then the emphasis would be in each word: NAHUY

What other rules will you come up with, home-grown Rosenthal?
Everyone has their own rules of Russian language, their own Constitution and their own code of conduct. Are you wondering why we live this way?

P.S In the sounded case, separate writing is not regulated by emphasis.
on hook - a name group, used as a place speech: ◆ Go you on hook. “Hey, throw that iron, throw that iron, throw the particle, throw the particle, throw the particle, throw the particle, throw the particle, throw the particle, throw the particle. Or the questioning word (the same as nahuya) ◆ Nahuya you put this here?

P.S to P.S And yes, go to the fuck!! to

XXX: Do you remember Serena? He surprised...
We sit on the bench, pull a beer. They pass by the Uzbeks and put to the wall of sheets of 5 gipso karton, battle with each other on their barracks. Here Serega stands up from the bench, pushes the Uzbek and “chrysophy” with their legs on the leaves, they are all in the hips, the Uzbek in shock. We pulled him off and asked what kind of shit. He replied: “Suddenly it seemed that I understood the Uzbek language and I decided that they said it was the door, and they couldn’t open it, well I helped.”
XHH: Now as Uzbek understand begins, immediately sleep we put HD

Astrology is not lying. This morning the astrological forecast promised me a good day financially, and I found 5 rubles on the way to work.

I told my wife that her black pants were filled, and she said, "It's not my pants, but my ass will fill me.

Yesterday the dog broke the pattern.
My brother and the dog play, the ball is thrown, while in the kitchen I put the cheese on the dog (he will sell his soul for him), he of course ran to me immediately (the dog), here the brother feeds with a toy, Archie (the dog) there, here, there, here, here, here, here, here, parents are knocking, he hears them want to run to them, and from side to side is mosquito. I thought he would stop now and the head to the evil inhabitant of the dogs would break. Fig there... He just dropped the carpet...

sweety: we came to him...everyone’s intentions are clear! I’m like a cat already around the corners of the pitch.) he’s also seen smoking. But... we understood that we both want to eat unbearably, and this exaggerated to the side - first to be satisfied with food, and then to each other!
I decided not to go and ordered a pizza. Do you know how much I love it?! to
Valery: yes-yes, it feels like it will be "sharp"))
sweety: that’s exactly what you noticed!!!))
In general, ordered a sharp - Diablo (which)
We eat, we joke, we relax.
Then came the bed stage. They decided to break up each other first...and as it is in the position 69...
Do you understand?
Valery: of course!! That time to lose in the turn, you can and at the same time choking)))))
sweety: you are a fool! ))) In general, in a couple of minutes we both start to whisper and scream))) the pizza is sharp...short and I and he all the stuff is burning there!!! Going to the bathroom, on the road. We are spotting!! Everything burns, everything is broken, and we crack))) fun))) from the water is not easier!! to
I remember (in a stressful state) that it was cremated for burns!
as a result, we sit for minutes after 5 - both soaked on causal places with cream cold - with garlic)))) crack))) hysteria for another 15 minutes!! to

Damn.. used in the freezer for the varnishes.. and the provider they dreamed of me (